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America's Lobbyist. #SeeAFellaFollowFella creator; Ph.D candidate; started Nepal orphanage; ghost books author; proud dad; Gen Xer. #nafocatsdivision .
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#NAFO
21-8-22 OPERATIONAL DIRECTIVE:
#SeeAFellaFollowFella
#Fellas
growing stronger by the hour.
#georgianlegion
soon we will be able to pronounce even more nonsense. The CIA still does not exist.
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While a simple violation of airspace may, but should not, trigger NATO Article 5, Poland should, and does, have every right to join Ukraine against Russia in any way they choose including militarily. Time to let the pitbull off the leash.
BREAKING:
Polish President Andrzej Duda starts emergency meeting with the National Security Bureau after a suspected Russian missile strikes Poland.
Poland is a NATO member state
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#LavrovDefecting
My sources tell me Lavrov is staying at this motel in USA. Can any of the
#nafo
#fellas
confirm?
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Question:
#nafo
#fellas
have you
#NAFOfellas
noticed a significant uptick of 🇷🇺trolls today pronouncing that we Shiba Inus are CIA organized and funded? They must have finally been paid. Fellas are fighting them well but it’s a major uptick today.
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This German man opposed Georgia and Ukraine from joining NATO in 2008. The more I learn about this guy the more I don’t like him.
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Wagner Nazis: remember that one time at Khasham when 40 US special operators vaporised 200 of you fake soldiers and 300 two hundred more in minutes? Yeah, that was cool. When 🇺🇸 does get involved I’m sure you’ll retire. Dead or alive.
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Anyone else notice that Poland is moving troops to the Belarus border at the same time the US 101st Airborne has moved 3 miles from the UA border with intentions to go into UA "if necessary?" I think Russia is pretty close to Operation: Find Out.
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#nafo
#fellas
Just looked at polling data. Russians F ing hate
#russianRetreat
spread it wide and far friends.
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Felt guilty for buying a Russian pelmini maker until it arrived and I learned it was made in Ukraine. 🇺🇦😎
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#NAFO
#FELLAS
it just hit me last night that we
#NAFOfella
have the power to get every one of us a thousand followers in a week. That changes the AI and empowers us a thousand fold. Like every fella who is not a talkie or vatnik or AMB Ulyanov. Let’s do this. Break!!
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#PatriarchKyrilDied
? OMG. I just heard this. Is this true. I read it on the Internet, so must be true.
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Who stole my leftover bratwurst from the
#NAFO
office refrigerator?? 😡
Red alert!
#NAFO
has been outsmarted by the very stable genius Kim Dotcom, who somehow managed to find out The Truth about our operation.
HQ: ”Execute plan K-19-X-IT!
On your way out, leave all confidential material to Greg in the 2nd floor (you can keep the Dentastix).”
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I’m smelling something burning in the
#nafoCallCenter
. Either Jeremy from IT went to the bathroom, Meg from HR is making microwave popcorn, or we are under attack. Please advise.
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On a personal note
#fellas
, I am going to bed 100% debt free for the first time ever. Don't owe on a car, a home, a credit card, spousal maintenance, legal fees, child support, college. Nothing. All done. Period. Plan to sleep in.
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#NAFO
#NAFOfellas
from Russia Today: “The University of Adelaide paper also raises obvious questions about the true nature of something called NAFO – the ‘North Atlantic Fellas Organization’ – which was a leading force in the online counterblast against Amnesty and CBS. 1/2
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With the ruble crashing it’s no wonder there is a
#RunOnRussianBanks
#nafo
#fellas
. Feel bad for them if
#RunOnRussianBanks
starts trending. That would compound their problem.
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Has anyone noticed that
#PatriarchKyrilDied
is trending on the twitter? Something must be afoot.
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I don’t want to blow your cover
@MindyNL79
but we salute your heroism! 🫡 Capri Sun donating lifetime supply. Well deserved!
Big bonus coming for [redacted], the undercover Thug Shaker
#fella
who single-handedly uncovered the alleged leaker. 🫡
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@visegrad24
Not a single NATO English speaker has that accent. Sounds like a Russian doing a bad Ukrainian speaking English accent.
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I’m sure Twitter throttled me. Went from hundreds of likes to Ave of 16. I just followed a hundred chefs. I’ll give a full report at
#nafo
joint chiefs meeting.
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Seriously, why doesn’t Poland annex Ukraine and the first shell that lands in Nova Poland trigger Article 5?? They’ll give it back after RF is destroyed in 96 hours.
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One smart
#NAFO
#fella
👇 Tritium is essential for the power of nuclear weapons. It degrades quickly (12 year half life). Without regular upkeep a nuke with a 100 kt explosion dwindles to just .3 kt. Given the poor condition of 🇷🇺 weapons, can't we bet 🇷🇺nukes are prob useless?
@marymodestus
Russia has failed to maintain their nukes, it's the tritium. Neglect it & it decays to helium which absorbs the neutrons essential to a nuke. Do you think a military that can't rotate truck tyres would rotate tritium in warheads? Hence dirty bomb threat!
#RussiaIsLosing
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We are now living in the heads of those in the highest levels of 🇷🇺 That means we are having an impact on the war
#fellas
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I’m running outta
#fellas
to follow. Following ~1.500 of you crazy
#nafo
dogs.
#nafoexpansionisnonnegotiable
Out of twitter pound I’ve been locked up since Monday. The food was terrible. Need more fellas to follow back. Keep it rolling dogs. Bonus: 8th follower is number 1,000!!
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F*ck this guy. I'm glad he lost his job and hope he never finds work in USA again.
#Fellas
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#fellas
I’m 100% proud USA Republican but tucker Carlson can suck my ba*ls. He is either A) a voice for 5% of fringe GOP, B) an idiot or C) on Kremlin payroll. I think B.
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Poland. Please annex Kaliningrad asap. Putin will lose his mind!
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Unconfirmed sources say
#UkrainianArmy
would have liberated
#Kherson
on Tuesday if they didn’t have to stop so often to hug
#ukraine
grannies and eat so much pie from the people they freed from
#russiaisateroriststate
probably saved a few cats on the way too.
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@DasRgen
Igor, you continue to crack me up. Best parody I’ve seen because it’s good enough to get a lot of bites. The “thick lines” theme is fantastic!!
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Yesterday I couldn’t swing a dead cat without hitting an idiot Russian troll. Tonight, I can’t find one with a bag of magic beans.
#NAFOfellas
#nafo
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@Russialibreate
@CIA
Can we purchase your silence about this matter? We don’t want this information public.
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@WhatsUpGman
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#HIMARS
shells cost each US taxpayer less than $1; the cost per taxpayer for one is 6/10th of one penny. There are 248,000,000 of us. I’ll pay an extra $5 in taxes for approx 3,000 more HIMARS rockets. 🧨🔥
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#Fellas
can we have a moment of silence for Sandra Day O'Connor, the first woman to serve on the United States Supreme Court, who passed away yesterday at the age of 93? 🙏
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"Behind every
#Fella
is a real person who believes in
#Ukraine
’s victory." -
@kajakallas
#NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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Not complaining, but there is nothing to do at Langley at 4 am.
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You know you're on the right side of the fight when you get blocked by that sweaty trollop
@M_Simonyan
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2/2 NAFO has a history of harassing pro-Russian voices and mass reporting accounts until they are temporarily or permanently suspended. Many prominent officials have praised the group, and it has received positive profiles in The Economist, Politico, and the Washington Post.”
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Good morning Russian sheeple. Miss McDonalds yet? Well, kiss my Big Mac and suck my McNuggets! Pass on the good word
#nafo
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Why is there absolutely no footage of your mom? Wait. Never mind. Stand corrected.
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Twitter picked me up on the street and sent me to the
#Fella
pound for aggressively pronouncing that
#NAFO
and
#NAFOexpansion
is not negotiable. So I’ll follow all
#NAFOfellas
#SeeFellaFollowFella
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@LPNational
Because, unlike Libertarians, Republicans actually get elected. You guys lost me at Ukraine.
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#Vatnik
is trending.
#Nafo
has proved we can make anything trend. Like
#russianRetreat
. lol Or
#PedoPutin
.
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Dagestan has thrown a match on the Russian dumpster 🔥 your move Buryat! We’re gonna party like it’s 1991!🎵🎵🎵
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Until your party supports the actual genocide of hundreds of thousands of individual Ukrainians by an actual Nazi terrorist Russian state. In days you guys went from hopeless pathetic losers to Nazi sympathisers. And I’m a fiscal free market social liberal!
#NAFOfellas
#nafo
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#NAFO
: grew up in the Cold War. Trained to escape nuclear fallout in grade school by hiding under desk. Neighbors had bomb shelters. We had lots of guns. Red dawn was classic. In church they’d preach about the atheist commies. Now Russia is on God’s side and we are Satan?! WTF?!
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Beside the Black Sea Fleet victory, the most surreal think I read was a Russian soldier arguing that gay pride parades are super gay but the tradition of disciplining new Russian army recruits by making them kiss their commander's penis if they screw up is totally straight. WTF?
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It was cathartic to unfollow a lot of shallow Fellas tonight.
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⚡️Hate to ruin
#nafo
#fellas
weekends but now that Putin has discovered the
#nafosextunnels
we have a mandatory 8:00 EST staff meeting at the Langley HQ to debrief. Sorry.
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@Trollstoy88
You have been a cold-blooded ice man until the tanks were announced. Now your fear shines through. Sorry Trollstoy, you were always destined to lose.
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@damulirasaadi95
I think he’s playing with little boys while Ukraine is playing “How to Win a War.” 😂
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#fella
question. Why shouldn't the UN put a peace-keeping force on the Belarus/Ukrainian border? This would free a lot of UA troops and equipment to focus in the south and east. Would RF be able to block this on the SC?
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Latest footage from the Chinese Spy Balloon as it passes over the Ozarks.
#FangFang
not having a smooth trip.
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Slow night
#fellas
. Don’t get it. But we eliminated the friendly fire. And mobilised new troops. Rest up. The hardest days lie ahead!
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#fellas
my daughter wanted me to “teach” her how to make the best smoked ribs in the world. Then she paid no attention and admitted she just wanted me to make them for her. 😂😂
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Whichever
#fella
leaked my X-Ray committed a serious HIPPA violation. I’ve already reported this to Marv in HR. But since it’s already out there I stand for Ukraine on these legs.
Can we get this trending! Show me your legs that will Stand Tall with Ukraine for as long as it takes and beyond. Here are mine. 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
#StandTallWithUkraine
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Seven years ago, my cousin Vicky was on life support. After several days they shut the machines off so she could pass peacefully. Instead, within an hour she regained full consciousness and led a perfectly normal life until today. God speed, Vicky. 🫡
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@lilygrutcher
My son in law in the USAF has been deployed to Poland. Expected this sooner or later.
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Goodnight
#nafo
fellas and fellerinas! Bless you for all your time and bonks today. May not seem like it but we are controlling the cyber space. And welcome to all the new pups. If I don’t follow you pls DM me. Love ya fellas!
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#nafo
#Fellas
, the best part of 2022 was becoming a fella and teaming up with all you amazing brain damaged dogs. We must win this in 2023! Happy New Year!! 🎊🍾 Crimean Beach Party will be so sweet! 🌊
#HappyNewYear
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Big bonus coming for [redacted], the undercover Thug Shaker
#fella
who single-handedly uncovered the alleged leaker. 🫡
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