✨The Boy Simaneka ✨💙❤️💚
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A Gay stay at home dog mom 🏳️🌈🐶🤍 she/her/they/them ✨
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Last year this time I was a student teacher and today 🥺🥰💃🏾 I became a Teacher 👩🏫🥰
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Can't wait to be this obsessed with my husband and son. 🥺🥺
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Mara boys from nust what's stopping you people from brushing your teeth mahn😭😭😭
#TwarUnamvsNust
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Anyways your girl turned 30 today 🤍
✨Pretty 30s✨
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Sunday 🌞
#NamFollowDrive
. Let's gain. Let's grow.
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#NamFollowDrive
and follow everyone that likes your comment 😉
Let's gooooooooo
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I still remember in 2018 when Vikta came to my stall at the IUM CULTURAL FESTIVAL drank a whole lotta alcohol promised to pay us and he disappeared 👻 he hasn’t paid us till date
#CancelJuiceboy
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🥺❤️I had so much today 🥺and I didn’t cryyy omg I’m so happy. 🥺❤️
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I got flowersssss 🥰🥰
If I don’t get flowers on my graduation I’ll cry 😪
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With all this going on but yet your country still can't afford to keep your electricity running. Hectic.
#TwarNAMvsRSA
@Micky_right
We don't even gross the same. Your GDP way too low for us to engage you.
#TwarNAMvsRSA
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Less than 2k followers.
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Dear Twitter 😭😭 please help me get 3k retweets please 😭😭😭😭
I need that namswagg hoody from
@salomofestus
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In our 2nd giveaway Stand yourself a chance of winning an engraved Necklace by
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#Iamvoting
also make sure you are following our account.
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Let's grow our accounts 😏
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Don't forget to like and retweet also hey wena follow people back ish😂
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Deleting the person's number after they do you dirty>>>>>
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A person who doesn't know which words are grammatically correct. 🙂
Next time use "apart" instead of "part" so you don't look so stupid.
Advice from a future IUM ALUMNI ☺️
Part from IUM students 👩🏻🎓 🤦♂️What else shows that you are not serious with your life🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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#IKnewIWasAClownWhen
I was buying this boy groceries for him and his roommate because I was trying to look like wifey material 😂oug Hektik
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Enough about the movie with 365 dni, did you bath today? 🌚🌚
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"I didn't even want to come here, ag Kapiya oye ngaa ati I should bring omanona"
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Hello, I’m a first year student studying Education at the International University of Namibia with 2 years experience in Reception work. I’m urgently looking for a job I’m available to start as soon as possible.
Contact: Lena 0813158853 or email: lenadapewa
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Ngeno one day we just ignore the celebrities and give them 0 likes🙂
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FNB account holders what are the benefits of having an FNB account?
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ITS FINALLY HERE. THE SUNDAY DRIVE IS HERE. Are you new on Namibian Twitter, Do you want followers?? Retweet & Comment
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and follow whoever likes your tweet. 🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦
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Hi, I’m Simaneka and I beat teenage pregnancy 🙂
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#AConfessionToMyEx
I was never robbed I just sold your phone cause I wanted money for alcohol.
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Ashike Namibians 😂
Im in a cab and the guy sitting in the front has a black label can 😭 it’s 9am mind you this gent is dressed and heading to work 😂
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So like where can I buy nice sweatpants? That won't cost me a fortune 😭😭
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Happy 🌞 Sunday
Let's grow our accounts 🙌
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Meme: sheeli I'm coming home late nena.
Child: ee, why?
Meme: I'm doing an opening at the
#NAMA2019
with a cultural dance
😂😂😂💀
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Imagine a partner who gets you into stories and goes mute💀💀😭
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Another Sunday night going to bed with the same surname my dad gave me 😭😭😭jirrr
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Women who gym, what happens to your abs when you become pregnant 👀👀
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂gather here so we laugh😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Laughter is the best medicine 😌come laugh with me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Is there a number I can call when I’m feeling suicidal in whk?
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Those red flags be looking a little pink when he’s dark skin and tall🥵😭
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🥰 My CA 🎓❤️ I love you forever and always my shiveli🥰
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I really just want to understand the logic of men🙂 we both go to work why is it that I have to come back, cook,clean and make you tea? While you do what? Huh?
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😌I bought an iPhone cover today 💃one step closer to "Twitter for iPhone" 💃🍹
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How do you respond to thirsty comments under your tweets?
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Searching bins but yall can’t search for Shannon? Okay!🌚
The police in the Erongo region have opened a case of concealment of birth after a human foetus was discovered at a dumpsite at Karibib on Saturday.
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#IKnewIWasAClownWhen
I thought the president of the country knows everything 😪🤡MBOLI the man doesn't even know my Institution IUM 😪
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You buy him tires and you expect him not to drive you crazy 😭😭
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Imagine choosing cows over a car😭😭Lord may I never be so crazy 😬
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Is it really possible to hate the vibe of the house you grew up in?
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Me interacting with nam tweeps like we’ve known each other for years 😌😂
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😭the TL is motivating .
Everyone is passing & graduating.
Congratulations Guys.🎉 🎈
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Students have no respect 😭💀 after 12 midnight and this one is “Sup Ms Didi, my results...” eh eh, sup oshike?😦 hau
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My goal is to be able to afford Cantu products without complaining or hurting my bank account 🙂🙌
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It’s the clear skin and cheeks for meeee😭🔥🔥🔥jirrr ek is MOOIIIIII 😒
ladies, which picture was it that reminded you that your face card is valid?
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Tetii y'all cook pap with salt?
Wtf is wrong with y'all🤮
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A funeral cover company just texted me 😭does this mean I'm dying? Wtfffff
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The only L I’m catching this year is License 🕯🕯
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Really annoying when people say stuff like “how sure are you , your boyfriend is yours” because I just know fokof 😒 like do y’all enjoy giving people doubts or what is your issue exactly, you don’t know how to be happy for others or what? Nonsense
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Remember when Doreen said men should take up more than two wives to reduce GBV??
Remember when Doreen said WOMEN ARE JUST BABY CARRIERS ??
Remember when DOREEN SAID ITS NOT THE CHRISTIAN WAY TO LEGALIZE ABORTION?
DOREEN MUST FALL, SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ALL WOMEN
#ShutItAllDown
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Rape is wrong finish n klaar. No if’s. No buts. Nothing. ITS WRONG.
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#IKnewIWasAClownWhen
I would believe my mom when she said she's not gonna beat me if I told her the truth 😪🤡
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I’m really acting fine but like I need a job😭😭vakwetu
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#IKnewIWasAClownWhen
he said we shouldn't say "I love you" because it's clique and we are different so every time he made me say "I feels you" 😪
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I’m really inlove with myself 🥰
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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👀What's blossom smoking lately? I need her dealers number because yoh the hun is outta control
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😭 imagine getting sued over your tweets😭😭I'm poor I can't even.
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My parents need to realize we are in a Pandemic and stop inviting people to the house 😭
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A whole Queen Gents❤
Happy birthday
@frau_ipinge
Not just a teacher, but an educator 🙌
She's funny, Loving & caring but sis is also crazy😂❤
A great friend ❣️
🙌💃My first Mentor, she taught me a lot of things about life and work.
Happy 21st You pretty short stack❤
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Apart from Mugg n Bean where can I get nice cake slices 🥺
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I'm waiting for Tate hage to say "Ha ha it's just a joke guys, go have fun" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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