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This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million Kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the Kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
Question for the lads. What move did a girl do in bed that had you thinking “damn, she might could be a hoe”? 🤔
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Another day to remind you that no matter what , I will never be gay😂❤️👍🏼
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Born 1926, became a queen at 26 ... dies at 96
Hmmmm.... 666
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I have a joke about Malawian tailors but you won’t be getting it today
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Zeze Kingston is Malawian Asake. All his songs sound the same
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Using juju to keep a serial cheater is crazy. Please love yourself
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Meta company has blocked over 2.3m WhatsApp GB users today alone, apparently only 7.5m GB users remains and they will all be blocked too in the next 48 hours!! Beautiful times indeed I was tired of this GB users yerr.
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Koma Tay grin ali ndima hit songs 🙌
1. Chipapapa
2. Lubwa
3. Tola
4. Foto
5. Tche
6. Kanda
7. Sugar mami
8. 21
9. Moto
10. So mone
Our only Malawian celebrity with a celebrity attitude 🐐🔥
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I leave my shoes far apart so if a nigga break in my crib he think I’m big af 😂
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King Tuzi watching people talking more about Spe's verse than the song
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Then Now
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Rich kid oti anabweresa galimoto ku school ndi uyo wavala malaya a red yo😂😂😂😂
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"Call me when you get home, i love you babe." Umuyendese bwino ase ali ndi mimba.
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Bluds who simp like this usually don't get pussy
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I'm no longer watching the game, I'm watching these Cape Verde beautiful women😭😔 yoh
#AFCON2024
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Mmene ayra amavalira muja ticket ikufunika ndiya closer to the stage tizikautaya bwino
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K.O and company stole that Sete beat from Mizo and Adroit😂😂😂😭
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Her discography
Water
Water Remix
Water sped up
Water night core version
Water Remake
Water slowed down
Water Reverb 🤣🤣
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This girl broke up with my blud, her reason is that she is too broke to be dating him. She said that they have been dating for 3months but the guy is the one who always plans everything like dates so she felt guilty that she wasn't bringing anything in the table besides coitus.
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Aaah CU and MAGU mpaka pano no scandal. C'mon pornstars.
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Kungopeza anthu 60 aliyense kuika ma 33k ndekuti basi aliyense aweluka ndima pair awiri.
New price Alert ‼️
120 pairs with original boxes 📦
1,950,000MWK excluding shipping
Original Air Jordan Low and Nike SB ONLY🔥🔥
Mixed sizes colors and designs
On Promotions 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
For more information you can DM me.
#PleaseShare
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It's funny that Steve Harvey wrote a book about what women want but he doesn't know what his woman want
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Ma DMs apume
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Amalawi amangogula plain shirt, caps, slides and hoodies ndikungomatisapo LOGO yawo ati basi ndima fashion designer 😂😂😂
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@FabrizioRomano
"Bet you didnt expect to see me back at Chelsea hahaha, nah but I'll probably be gone by the summer"
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The sponsor was left drowning 😭
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ALL TIMER ZAMBIAN songs
●Fendela fenduze
●Sende ninamvelela
●Kamalasha
●Mechanical
●Kalata
●Chove chove
●Bopeni
●Dorica
● Chim'tengo
● Koka kola
●Tsapato
● Chipyango
●Nalila
●Nafut Nafut
● Kwa George
● Feeling
● Walilowelela
●Mutma unasanka
●Finger naka ring
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Malawi yomweyi mpaka za bro code, nah bro if your girl wants me I'm fucking her.
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Blud drove all the way from Lilongwe to CU to take his girlfriend so that they can go to scallas together, atafika ku hostel yake wapeza mkazi wake with her campus boyfriend 😭😪 women
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If your girlfriend was at that in house game night yesterday ku 49 ku sparrows street. Just focus on yourself bro.
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If sex could generate electricity, CU alone would power the whole malawi.
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ZOFUNA THANK YOU NACIT BLUD
How it started How it ended
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Spe calling Charisma "mfana waku banda" is crazy😭😭😂 ndekuti charisma his biggest hit song is kubanda basi😭😭.
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My business is based in Lilongwe. So that I won't run out of capital
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JANUARY RECAP
● taking orders moto
● inu kuganiza bho nje?
● telala kaganizidwe
●zeze cooked
● kufela thako
● disgraceful simp
● Shameless simp
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There's a Malawian married sis on this post saying " she's bravd" as if her husband isn't swaggin college girls
Soon to be official Mrs Adeleke 💍📌😘 I love you baby, Davido ❤️
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"Your mother's still alive am an orphan boy." Nde ife titani? Tapitani uko
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Kungogwira mkazi uyuyu utha kumadya frus daily
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Safe to say Nasty C will never release anything better than Strings and Bling.
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"What’s wrong, baby?"
"Idk go ask your hoes"
"What’s wrong with my girl?"
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My dad is meeting my boyfriend tomorrow. The cum that made me Vs the cum inside me.
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Yeah not " Lit bu bu bu bu/ kuyaka moto mafuta mchigubu." Ma lyric ngati walemba fuel attendant
"From zigege to tacos ndi chi fine mamie ngati rianah Bagus" is exactly what malawian rap lyrics should sound like in 2023
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If that girl is indeed zakudya zama artist then ma artist anthu ndima pedo.
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Twitter women are funny, ati 50k for nails is cheap 😭😂😂😂🤣
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CALENDAR RECAP
1. Fake streams
2. Curtains rays
3. Zodiak & 40k
4. Connected ,BMW
5. Mvetsela song, mayonnaise, nose, pushing 40
6. khoxy😂😭
7. Maskini
8. Uncle pls
9. cheating,mids, maskini
10. Hater, forgot this
11. Phd,Twitter builder, KK
12. Pali turn, shiid mayne face
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She just cheated on you
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