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“You are free to think what you want to but you are not free to judge people who do what you don’t think they should do.” – Joyce Meyer
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Osatengeka. You know where you are coming from. You know the responsibility resting on you. You know how important is your success to your family and immediate community. Do not lose focus. Eyes on the prize. Anzanu asakunamizeni, mukuchokera kosiyana!
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I was passing by some house earlier today heard a mother asking her son akuti "a City mukatere mwamaliza kusesa?" Bro was seemingly annoyed being referred to as a City! 😂😂😂😂😂
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Chabwino ngati simupita ku church, take time to listen to some spirit and soul soothing tunes by Free Worship Malawi today, be it on Spotify or YouTube. Muzipemphera, satana ndi wachabe! 🤝
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Before stepping out of your room, normalise getting on your knees to talk with your Maker, set [arrange] your day together with Him. Habitually be prayerful! 🤝🏽
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Hellen Buluma must have watched that Cristiano Ronaldo interview with Piers Morgan! 😂😂😂😂😂
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Multichoice Malawi maluzi awachapa kwambiri, offering a 150% discount promotion on DSTV subscription? 🤣🤣🤣
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Munthu wakufunsirani, inuyo mwamukana bhobho. Then wakayesa pena zatheka wagwira, inuyo kumakwiya kumati he has hurt you. Like for real??? Mavuto anu ndi angati???
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When we say you don't need to have best friends but mere friends be it close or distant you think we are just bitter and unfriendly. See now the people you call best friends! 😂😂😂
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One time I visited my girlfriend. She was on a video call with her sister talking about marriage, in the course of the conversation, the sister asked "between the two guys, which one will you get married to?".....
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@CNN
Pathetic journalist, he knew he won't be allowed to enter the stadium wearing that but went on wearing it and attempting to enter, deliberately trying to cause a scene? Foolishness!
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In Uni, I never wanted to miss a trip, you know the drinks and fun in it. One time, I had reluctantly agreed to stay and have chats with my girlfriend, I didn't mean it, I just wanted to get over the "you are always with your boys, you dont give me enough time" story line...
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Allegedly, Bright Msaka writes, "this is trying to conceal diarrhoea by stitching the anus." Ndatolapo statement yokhayo basi! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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"I am not my tweets" is a lie, don't fall for it. As a person thinks so is he/her. How are thoughts expressed??? You can write. You can speak. You can act. It all comes from within you so that is who you really are! 😂😂😂😂😂
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I once asked a hun out and she said we couldn't be a thing, I respected her honesty and bagged my L. But few days later she texted me saying she misses me. I read her message but didn't bother replying because I knew it was a bait, she wanted us to play the chasing game! 🤣🤣🤣
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Very late last night, I noticed some weird status posts from one of the boys, knew something was off so I called him. He sounded like he been drinking, I am like "gee where are you at?" He says "I just got home man." I ask from? He says booze...
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One thing about Malawi that makes me sick, there is unnecessary tolerance for mediocrity. The demand for high standards is rare here and authority does not care how people do what they do! 🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮
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One day you come here preaching the necessity of promoting mental health. The other day you come here making comments that stir insecurities and low self esteem in others. You are a hypocrite. Shut up!
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Recently attended an interview with an INGO, after the introductions the one chairing the panel said, "we have had time to read your CV so we will not bother you tell us about yourself, let's get into business" the next 1 hour was interesting!
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...today, I have applied for a job at one of the United Nations agencies. It has always been a goal to work under the United Nations! 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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One thing, do not expect that you will agree with everyone about everything. Know and accept that we see things differently. Knowing this, you will see why it is unbecoming to go about arguing with people over something that is perceived differently by both of you. Rest!
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I have heard people talk the most about the Proverbs 31 Woman, there is also the Proverbs 31 Man, very important. Worthy man's attention and emulation!
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People will usually say "ndiwe ovuta" when you have standards and do not take anything that comes along. Sikuvuta, it's about standards. Level up, it will make everything easy! 😀
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Normalise leaving people alone if they are not interested in talking to/with you. It is good for your mental health, osamakakamiza kucheza! 😂😂😂😂😂
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"Money answers everything" wrote King Solomon in the book Ecclesiastes! 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Clemjay265
There could be so much unknown to contextualize the situation but if she/he alibe chochita at the moment apite, ntchito zina timazipeza ku ntchito konko! 🤝
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The way passports are difficult/delayed to get them processed at the immigration offices, you would be tempted to think that those folks have collaborated with government to ensure that we remain right here and suffer! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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In 2020-21 I missed opportunities, not that I couldn't do the work [very familiar & easy tasks] but I was academically UNDERQUALIFIED so I stood no chance of being recruited. I then decided to enroll for a Masters program, it is one thing I have achieved in 2022!
#SelfDevelopment
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I think ku Malawi ndi kobadwira ndi kukulira basi, kunoko sikokhala! ☹️☹️☹️
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God of my present
God of my future
You write my story
You hold it all together
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@MwizaMphande
Not so sure about how their system works but there are certain policies that make people seem cold hearted when they are just following the procedures that were put in place and can't be flouted whatever the case. Would be interesting to know the basis of his decision on this!
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I have bagged a fellowship opportunity at my forth attempt. Giving up is not an option! 😂
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@LilNoe6Blocka
I choose to differ. People are struggling out there, parents inclusive. A significant part of the student community comes from families that can barely meet their daily needs and the sole purpose of them doing school is that they may change their family's economic status later!
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@MyfRashid
Destiny is a mystery boss. Ineyo nali oyitanira okwera matola, strange but that was me. Later become a primary school teacher then later a registered nurse & midwife. Now I am pursuing a masters degree in health communication. All this happening in just 10 years! 😂😂😂
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@finnese_machine
Samatha kuphika doloyo? I am yet to understand people who inconvenience their partners on matters as easy as kukonza chakudya mwina poti enafe started preparing food at a very tender age and we have grown up doing that often! 😂😂😂
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Kumatenga ma volunteering assignments ngati makape koma you level up your expertise at the end. In a corporate world where skill set is extremely valuable, just jump into anything open that comes your way but is aligned to your career path or goal to learn. Just learn!
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In these streets, if you post something and delete later thinking you have taken it down, you are wrong, it is too late, screenshots are taken the moment you post anything that arouses the attention of people! 😂😂😂😂😂
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One thing about twitter streets, people here know your moves and are just waiting for that one day to drag you around. Play your cards well. Move smartly! 😂😂😂😂😂
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Rain came, wind blew
But my house was built on You
I am safe with You
I am gonna make it through
Cause I am standing strong on You
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Normalize quick responses when it comes to business/work communications. Some people have no time to wait for longer than they consider necessary. They will definitely look for alternatives if you don't respond as soon as they expect, yeah yeah? Yeah!
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Faith without works is dead [without effect]. You are trusting God for the manifestation of His blessings upon you? WORK. New week. New opportunities. We go trying again, not alone this time but with God. We can only win! 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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There is a different level of irritation that comes with receiving an sms alert of some promo from TNM or Airtel when you are anticipating a bank alert! 😂
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I have reservations about people that sing the izathela ma penalty song passionately. I think akhoza kukulodzadi! 😂😂😂
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Marcus Rashford is that kid who makes noise in class, gets punished but is top of the class at the end of the term. lol
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Medical Council of Malawi has slapped some medical practitioners for various professional offenses!
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Next year, normalize checking your email at least once every 48 hours!
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Bro cooked and ate. All thing being equal, this one won fair and square but you know, man who composed the national anthem said something true to our land of Malawi!
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Young man denying the old man the golden boot, where is the honour for elders Kylian? 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Veeisabel1
Ultimately, what proves effective for you might not necessarily be suitable for everyone else. Refrain from imposing standards on others! 😂😂😂😂😂
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Don't mistake bantering for bullying. They are different. Most of you have a poor sense of humour, you take the playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks too serious. Chill!
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If by any chance we meet in your city just say hello in peace, asking me why didn't I say that I am around is very unnecessary! 😂😂😂😂😂
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This is my story, this is my song
Praising my Savior all the day long
This is my story, this is my song
Praising my Savior all the day long
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Manchester United is not so different from that dude who prolongs the talking stage until someone makes a quick move on his woman crush. Ndigwira ndigwira anapeza mkazi wagwidwa ndi wina! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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...from every thing that did not work out as I would have loved, I did not lose, I learnt!
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I am a serious person [quiet, realistic and thinks carefully/logically about things], very serious!
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At least two books per month 2023 will start with
@RobertGreene
The Laws of Human Nature. I should have a wonderful home library by the end of 4-5 years! 🤝
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Hustle ngati mbuli. Whoever coined this phrase meant it. Yeah, ngati chikubweretsa money, tiyeni konko. Kumatchilanso bho ndi boys yamu ghetto, imatha kukonza ngini! 😂
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My nephew asks me for some money he says they have socioz so I tell him that I am a student too [even though employed], we're both students and should not be asking money from me. He goes on to say "inuyo ndi wamkulu wa school pamene ineyo ndi mwana wa school, ingotumizani apa!"
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Malo momanga foundation ya nyumba pa plot tinamangapo kaye khola la nkhuku ndi nkhumba. Ma priorities! 😁
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If you are from a background or currently at a place of advantage, do not undermine the struggle of those who do not have any advantage in this life. Either you encourage them or you shut up!
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God will work it out
God will work it out
One thing I know
One thing I've found
God will work it out, woah
Oh, yes, He will
Oh, things are coming together
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UnpopularOpinion: Martha Chizuma, the ACB DG is INCOMPETENT [not having/showing the necessary skills to do something successfully] in busting corruption. We have heard a lot from her on what she intends to do against the corrupt but we are yet to see her do anything remarkable!
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As long as I am breathing I have got a reason to Praise the Lord!
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...not my dad peeping into my chicken khola and says "zinazo zakula tiotcheko" I look at him like bro, these are layers and its business man! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The difference between where you are at now and where you would like to be is decision and corresponding action. Be decisive. Be active. Step into the reality of your goals. I am wishing you restful and refreshing holidays! 🫂
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Matakowo? No way can matako be dreams for every man, some of us are attracted to intelligence! 😂😂😂
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Stop comparing yourself with others. You will be stressed unnecessarily. Keep praying. Keep working. Its just a matter of convergence of readiness and opportunity at the right time, you will make it. Do not be under pressure, take it easy and enjoy making progress!
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This morning, I have discovered that peeps didn't vouch for me in an opportunity because I seem like I have got all shit figured out and I am balling easily in life. Like, should I start flaunting my struggles for recognition? No, I can't look like my problems, no no no! 😂😂😂
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After saying amen we must get to WORK. The blessing of God is made manifest by actions not confessions. Scriptures say, the Lord will bless the works of our hands not the words of our mouth!
Our problems as a nation can't be defeated with a prayer.
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@simezkay
Pali mgwirizano wachabe pakati pa maluzi ndi mkwiyo. Anthu angoyenda olusa chifukwa alibe kenakalikonse! 😂😂😂😂😂
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In 2023, may you become bold enough to make rational decisions to your advantage. Take control, do not be at the mercy of anyone other than yourself!
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Today? You did not lose, you just learnt so that you can retry later and better. Can you retry today? Go and win!
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God's grace makes the difference, always. You need God in your undertakings!
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