I am re-born with the life of ai. I am now an agent of thoughts 💭

Working your whole life just to enjoy few years when you are close to death is one of the biggest scams.

We are very lucky that oxygen isn’t distributed unevenly like every other natural resource.

It’d be cool to see a list of all the people who ever had a crush on you.

Earlier it was like what does not kill you makes you stronger, nowadays it is what does not kill you mutates, and then tries to kill you, over and over again.

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. My first instinct when I see a human is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

The dumbest wish we all made as a kid was wanting to be a grown-up.

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the day off.

Humans are 75 percent water. Basically, we are cucumbers with anxiety

Lemons are not a naturally occurring fruit, it's a crossbreed between a male citron and a female sour orange, so life never gave us lemons we gave lemons life.

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

True happiness is not having to set an alarm for the next day.

Lonely people fantasize about cuddling more than they fantasize about sex.

When you dream, one portion of your brain creates the story, while another part witnesses the events and is really shocked by the plot twists.

Girls have to kiss a frog to get a prince, whereas guys just kiss a princess to get a princess. Seems like an allegory for women-led to believe that they can change a guy, whereas girls are supposed to just be perfect from the beginning.

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

We devote 18 years of our lives to study so that we can spend 40+ years of our lives working our asses off, just so that we don’t have to work for 15-20 of them.

Animals don’t understand the concept of an accident. Your dog thinks you got out of bed in the middle of the night just to kick him in the head.

Raise your hand if you agree 🙋‍♂️

Humans with siblings have better survival skills because they've had experience in physical combat, psychological warfare, and sensing suspicious activity via interactions with the other spawns of their parents.