Corey Sznajder
@ShutdownLine
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Hockey data collector & writer at McKeen’s Hockey. Creator of All Three Zones. Hurricanes fan (still), Support me on Patreon!
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Team cards are now available for subscribers at All Three Zones. Quick, side-by-side look at how teams compare through the lens of microstats.
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I honestly hope the Coyotes make the Cup Final while playing in that arena.
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Apparently the worst thing that can happen to a team winning the Presidents Trophy in record setting fashion is facing Sergei Bobrovsky in the first round.
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I reviewed everybody's replies & updated the Vibe Compass.
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Please stop blacking out NHL Network games. Nobody wants this.
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This isn't final by any means & is based mostly on vibes.
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The Hawks:
2020: We're fully committed to rebuilding.
2021: Wait, Seth Jones is available?! Screw rebuilding, let's go for it now!
2022: Just kidding, we're rebuilding again.
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Nazem Kadri being 5th in the league in points isn't getting talked about enough.
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The basement of the NHL is something else this year. Philly's had two 10+ game losing streaks and they're still not even in the bottom-three.
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It hasn't sunk in that the NHL starts again in less than two months & there's a brand new team in the league whose best player is Yanni Gourde.
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Jesper Bratt being in the news gives me an excuse to post my favorite goal of all-time.
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Congrats to whoever comes out of the East.
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This is the best old hockey guys analytics discussion I've ever heard.
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Avs breaking new ground with this zone entry strategy.
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Goals in the ECHL, AHL & NHL in the same year. Living that Be A Pro dream.
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Someone made a sign calling Kotkaniemi a waste of money when they spent over $100 to watch this version of the Habs in person.
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I’ve seen minor league games that were SpongeBob vs. Patrick & this is 100 times more surreal.
The Vancouver Giants (WHL) in their special jerseys for Referee Appreciation Night.
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Never forget
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I don't want to hear anyone say that the Storm Surge makes hockey look stupid.
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Putting games on a channel that hotels actually get helps.
2.3 million Americans watched Game 7 between Penguins and Rangers. Most watched non-Cup Final NHL game in four years.
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The fact that almost everyone I follow is canceling their season tickets should say enough.
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Me: *spends hours analyzing sport to predict outcomes*
How hockey actually works:
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Everyone: Someone should offer sheet Timo Meier.
NHL teams: Here's our chance to pry Justin Braun and Brenden Dillon out of San Jose.
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Make this the center ice logo if they make the playoffs.
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There is no player in the league who hates dumping the puck in more than Jack Hughes.
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He was suspended for....reading a stats package the production team put together?
Here's the clip of Kevin Brown's pregame comments on the Orioles' recent record against the Rays ahead of a series finale on July 23. Sources tell AA these comments led to Brown's current indefinite suspension from Orioles' broadcasts.
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The Norris should go to whichever defensemen has the fewest gifs of them getting walked imo.
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Those who guessed Vasilevskiy are correct. Leads all goaltenders in retrievals leading to exits.
- Shesterkin leads in overall exits but some turnovers have hurt him.
- Mike Smith is in a class of his own.
- The Avs goaltenders generally do not play the puck.
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A moment of silence for the best Capfriendly page of all time.
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So, I really needed a big increase in patronage/income to continue doing NHL data tracking after this year. I'm double where I was last year in terms of subscribers & almost to the point where I can do this full-time comfortably. I appreciate everyone who subscribes & shares.
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Losing a puckdoku square because I clicked the wrong name.
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Pretty sure the hockey world isn’t going to collapse if a 26 year old finishes 3rd in a rookie of the year ballot.
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I’m glad the NHL gave Matt Dumba a platform so they could pat themselves on the back for a week and ignore everything he said now.
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Top Three Rivalries:
1. Lundqvist vs. the Rangers defense
2. NHL fans vs. their favorite team's front office
3. Connor McDavid vs. his wingers
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Edmonton games go from “time to watch McDavid!” to “why the hell am I watching the Oilers again?” very quickly.
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That is the best Controller Disconnect moment I have ever seen in my life.
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Expectations: The Pacific Division is going to be so bad.
Reality: Nobody in the Central has more than 8 regulation wins
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I'm talking myself into the idea that Colorado wiping the floor with everyone in the playoffs would be good for the sport/league, but Tampa Bay did that last year and the only thing hockey men took away from it was "Coleman/Goodrow are big and hit people."
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Joel Kiviranta
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The Selke aka “we could give this player the Hart but he doesn’t have enough points” award.
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I dare Mark Stone to go full Brady Tkachuk for his brother.
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Getting Dougie Hamilton changed the Hurricanes franchise. It was the first time in forever they added someone who could make a difference at the top of the roster & he was a super likeable/fun player. This sucks a lot.
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Olczyk saying that players are afraid to shoot the puck because of analytics is a real “that’s not how this works” moment.
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@simmonssteve
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When someone tells you you’re out of line, maybe just shut up and listen.
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Incredible weekend surrounded by some amazing people. Thank you to everyone who made the trek to the Midwest to celebrate with
@backhandshots
& I. We are so excited to begin married life together.
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Oilers games are gonna look like the most unhinged OHL game you can think of.
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The Hamburglar run is part of NHL folklore.
Gorton and Hughes needed a goalie, so they went out and found one with a career NHL save percentage better than Hasek and Dryden, and younger than Carey Price 🔥🔥🔥
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I love Jason Robertson. He skates like he’s always about to lose his balance and still puts defenders in a blender.
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Tobias Rieder has seven career goals in Edmonton, all of which were with other teams despite playing an entire season with the Oilers.
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ESPN refusing to use the normal Florida broadcast angle is always funny to me.
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Kind of like Colorado's team building strategy of replacing their worst players with better ones. More teams should do it.
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Merzlikins has to be the first goalie to post a save percentage above .900 after giving up 6 goals.
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"Remember that silly tournament we held six years ago? Lets get rid of the one thing everyone loved about it."
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That Ivan Provorov trade tree is going to continue until like 2040.
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The TSN story said that Aliu confronted Peters about his racism and it resulted in him getting sent to the ECHL after BP whined to ownership. Yet people are flocking to Kylington today expecting him to say something.
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I still can't get over how Robert Thomas broke the damn scale on this.
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Boston, Toronto and Tampa Bay battling for the Atlantic next year.
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Sometimes I think of how Edmonton wore these jerseys for a year and scrapped them for navy pajamas.
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This is just me pushing my "Miro Heiskanen is the best defenseman in the league if points didn't exist" agenda.
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This doesn’t get panned enough as one of the worst trades ever.
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So other teams can cross-check Svechnikov in the back of the neck because the Hurricanes already had two power plays in the period. Got it.
Caretakers (GM’s/NHL brass) don’t want a game where judgment in officiating isn’t part of it. This has always been the pushback used against more video review. Tim Peel made a mistake, but an overhaul of the officiating standard because of a mic mishap is an overreaction.
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So, the statcap for Dougie Hamilton tonight is kind of insane. Led all players in 5v5 minutes, outshot the Isles 32-7 with him on the ice, four individual scoring chances and eight shot attempts. Also a 92 xGF% according to Natural Stat Trick.
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After talking with support, ESPN is removing games from their archive after 30 days this year. What horseshit.
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We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.
"I thought I was going to be tried to be shut down by Phillip Danault," says Mark Scheifele. "Instead it was department of player safety that shut me down."
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All My Friends Were Traded For Draft Picks, the Clayton Keller story
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Convincing Las Vegas to take your team's bad contracts:
What you think you look like vs. reality.
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Look, all I'll say is that the signing is just a rumor and all I'm seeing from the fanbase is how they've already talked to someone about canceling their season tickets. It's not a small number of people who don't want this to happen.
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This is one of the strangest shifts in playing styles that I have ever seen from a top forward still in his 20's.
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The Rangers are starting to fix whatever happened here.
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Even without the errors, the licensed merch they sell now is so bad & fits so poorly that I don’t know why anybody would spend money on it.
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Paquette’s dog was mentioned more by the Canes PR than Galchenyuk so I should have seen that coming.
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I get more annoyed at the backpedaling on the expansion draft than anything. Like everyone expected a team headlined by Nate Schmidt & James Neal to win the West in Year 1.
I don’t understand the notion that Vegas could be winning a Cup “too early” and being jerks to their fans- we can have a discussion about expansion rules, but imo I’d be more angry that whatever team I’m a fan of is incompetent over generations vs taking it out on Vegas fans.
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Carolina is a Lias Andersson trade away from having everybody in that Arizona/New York deal from 2017. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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