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6 cans of stella and the wife. Cant beat the cans but... -LFC-

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Love a can
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@P1100G @Behzinga Okay this is the worse one yet🤣
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@The_Gerrard_Era Good day in taggys
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@HardenAtTheClub @ESPNNBA Kyrie missed also🤣
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@SamLCFC98 @brfootball That line isnt even on VVD shoulder
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@Mfirthmc @dj_shabba @Football__Tweet Other than the handball for the penalty. Both teams were being ridiculous on the sideline and surrounding him demanding cards every tackle. He managed it well I thought.
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@Klutch_Kris @BrickMuse Career ending injury. Praying for Embiid
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@aryesh_10 @goal @CiaranKey another trophy to add to the cabinet
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@DontHateTheH3at Salty. You got swept. Quiet down
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Was Wilders suit to heavy this time or is he taking this one on the chin😉
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This angle of Fury’s KO 🔥 #FuryWilder3 (via @TJay )
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@NUFCLC @road_ann @SJWilliamss We were completely wrote off before the season started 👍
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@DavidLeeHickey @MrBDK_YT @LFC Alonso isn’t failing though, at least not yet
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Really hoping Ole doesnt get the sack. Love watching Man Utd lose.
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@Pet95641342 @BettingOddsUK Im happy for him as a Liverpool fan, but Liverpool made a lot more noise in the last 2 years than Coutinho did. Coutinho was slated for 2 years straight, Liverpool on the other hand had more success without him than with him.
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@hxdilxo @THVMOE Cause that shit sucks balls
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@A1__BostoN @Xarzi19 @QCook323 Take off Simmons. Good player but thats who id have swapped him out for. Then try push Beal up to a 2nd team all nba
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@XammyOfficial Whos that pussy that went down holding his head after squaring up to Parades. Embarrassing.
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@jeuneadela His character was not human in this movie. Its just one of those characters who can not die.
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Stare at the scoreboard
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The Clippers staring down Kleber after Kawhi's poster 😳
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@KSI First goal scorer. Bet gone after the Rodri goal anyways
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Good feeling about this season
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Sky Sports Premier League
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TUCHEL VS CONTE: ROUND TWO!!! 🤬🤬
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Amen to that Laura
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Smiling is the best therapy 😊
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@espn @ESPNNBA This guy named his son Nick. Nick Kerr. Say that 3 times fast.
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Lamela you tosser. Lol
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@CorinnaKopf Doing you in
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This world is falling apart. What a load of bollox
@ddlovato
Demi Lovato
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Today is a day I'm so happy to share more of my life with you all- I am proud to let you know that I identify as non-binary & will officially be changing my pronouns to they/them moving forward 💖
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The Caoimh-meister
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Liverpool FC
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@RiyadFCBB Seriously what does this even mean like it’s annoying me as to what you were trying to go for
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@ULConfession Robert Ford would like a word
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Instead of learning how to make art like this I had to learn if Hamlet was actually off his nut or if he was just pranking everyone the whole time
@Culture_Crit
Culture Critic
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A 24-year-old sculpted this. What's your excuse?
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@Thrillist Na wtf if that shark doin. He seems like a dummy in the trailer
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@Blazerichy4u @Snooww001 @DeadlineDayLive The man will be 41 years old at that next world. The fact he’s looking to play at that age is insane.
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They definitely haven't showered in weeks
@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
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NOW - Climate activists defile Van Gogh's Sunflowers at the National Gallery and glued themselves to the wall.
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Fuck this limit shite
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@Sanguroofficial @FabrizioRomano Get in the bin. It’s not offensive, it’s logical and smart. It’s nothing against Africa. The Axa training ground is new and well equipped for players. Rather than moving from stadium to stadium and training ground to training ground, working under diff conditions every day
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Hahahaahahaa
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FIFA World Cup
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KANE MISSES!!!
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He knows what he’s doing tho. It’s a yellow. He cost us big time
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Has the Referee or VAR made a poor decision?
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They gave a yellow card to Jota for this.
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Put that fooking cooker on
@AtTheRaces
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Put The Kettle On wins the Champion Chase!
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Thiago is just sexual
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He does in week in and week out for united
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Imagine if Pogba had done Fodens haircut and put in these performances…
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Its Coming Rome🇮🇹
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Looks like she already eats a fuck ton
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Life comes at you fast…
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Kissing the badge
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@kylekuzma But caught this L
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Such a shite ref
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Them boots😍
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Working 💪🏽
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@espn
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25 years ago today, @TheRock made his WWE debut as “Rocky Maivia” 💪
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A Sean promise is a real promise
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morgan
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FUCK OFF SEAN
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In Paris trying to get Mbappe to Liverpool. Offered him a 6pack of Guiness and a box of fags. How could you turn that down. gnight
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@2216Kav @SkySportsNews Thats one thing i just dont understand about football
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@NotoriousOHM @ESPNNBA Its been down hill ever since he came at Dame
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@shakira Unimaginable things be done to her
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@erod214er @yeahnaa333 @ESPNNBA Simmons sucks. Beal over him
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All fun and games until it hops that fence and mauls ya @CallumLavelle5
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@AfcEzzat Kane getting to the final is more impressive than aubameyang winning the fa cup
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DeWanna Bonner some name
@SportsCenter
SportsCenter
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Nearly two weeks ago, DeWanna Bonner and Alyssa Thomas announced their engagement. Today, they became the second pair of WNBA teammates ever with a 30-pt game and a triple-double in the same game. Power couple 💪 | 📸: @athomas_25
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That’s an outrageous tweet
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Antony thought Doku was his girlfriend
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Next stage: The green jacket
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Gareth Bale retires from professional football. The decision has been made and announced. 🚨🚨⚪️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #Bale “Thanks to all my former clubs, it’s time for the next stage of my life”.
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He’s just unreal
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⚪️✨ 10 games, 10 goals. No-stop. It’s always Jude Bellingham.
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Always has been
@jamiewhu01
Jamie Segal
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Maturing is realising: drinks down the pub with mates > clubbing. Bosh.
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@RandolphUK No hate but bro drop some pounds
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It’s like the VAR of Fifa
@FUT24News
EAFC 25 News
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This is the biggest pack troll I’ve ever seen 😭
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Pints.
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That is never a Russian penalty
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@Sidemen Mine also
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@markbland @FightHaven Name is DJ Finney and he's a raging alcoholic and druggie. Would spend hours in his room record himself downing can after can, vodka after vodka. He'd record himself just taking an unholy amount of coke also. Been in jail also for revenge porn.
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Stay classy Everton fans
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@FCBarcelona @ChampionsLeague Corner taken quickly......
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Absolutely insane
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The Hardest Geezer. The most incredible achievement. 💪 Russ Cook has finally finished his epic challenge, running the length of Africa - the equivalent of 385 marathons - in 352 days. Simply sensational. 🏃‍♂️
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@TheDunkCentral
NBACentral
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Lamar Odom believes the Phoenix Suns have a racist mascot: ‘Gorillas in the desert, you can’t find any’
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@A1__BostoN @Xarzi19 @QCook323 Fair fair. I just need to see him take jumpers then id be struggling to take him out of the third team.
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Ayy my birthday
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ksi
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Happy 8 years 🙌🏿 #Sidemen8Years
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Boom
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Darragh King going famous. Hon the Irish
@RTEsoccer
RTÉ Soccer
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Spot the Irishman at Wembley 👀 #RTEsoccer #ITAESP #EURO2020
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@okcthunder Sign trevon duval
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United fans clueless🤣. They think he has 3 assists and will tell you theyve watched everygame
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Really bad headache here. Miss Clarke doing my head in. @CallumLavelle5
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Mmmmm
@goal
GOAL
3 years
Lyon's third kit is 𝑬𝑷𝑰𝑪.
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@RhianBrewster9 @SwansOfficial I wanna see some Play-Off goals next game. Big time player in the making
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