Shirish Kunder
@ShirishKunder
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Maut ke baad chaar log aate hain kandha dene
Zinda rehte aate, toh ek hi kaafi tha.
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It's unfair to compare our media with vultures. The vultures will at least wait till you're dead.
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Kho-Kho is a true Indian sport. Everyone passes on their responsibility to someone else and then sits on their ass.
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Hopefully, someday we will realise that other people's deaths are not an opportunity to post our pictures with them.
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If they could defend their hero with his qualities, they wouldn't need to abuse you.
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Not all media is dead. Some of them still report the correct day and date.
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If you want everyone to say nice things about you, wait till you are dead.
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Depends on which festival is next. Last month, they were Christians.
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A majority doesn't necessarily mean they're right. It could just be that all the idiots are on the same side.
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If you want everyone to say good things about you, wait till you are dead.
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Trolls are faceless cowards who attack you through fake accounts.
But the real spineless cowards are the media houses who attack you through these faceless cowards by writing articles about what they're saying about you.
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People attack you only when you have something that they wish they had.
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If they could defend their leader with his merits, they wouldn't need to abuse you.
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Sell something they can see, and people will ask a thousand questions.
Sell something they can't see, and people will buy it blindly.
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The honest only have to make one mistake to be crucified.
The corrupt only have to do one good deed to be worshipped.
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Watch
#Padmaavat
in 3D. But if the battle sequences appear a bit too realistic, immediately remove your 3D glasses and check. It may actually be happening in the theatre. Stay safe 🙏
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Gold & Silver at the Judo tournament today!
Mhaari chhoriyaan chhoron se kum hain ke?
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People are strange. They fear and respect those who ill-treat them and take for granted those who treat them with respect.
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Physical beauty is no achievement to be proud of. It's just a lottery you have won.
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Never show a mirror to an idiot. He will blame you for what he sees in it.
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Remember the good old days - when those who robbed banks were called "robbers" and "bandits". Now they're called "industrialists" and "billionaires".
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When people lose all hope in their own prosperity, they begin to find happiness in other people's downfall.
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How to spot a vegetarian?
You don't have to. They will come and tell you themselves.
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There are two kinds of political leaders: those who focus on the next election, and those who focus on the next generation.
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Happy Birthday Dear Wifey,
@TheFarahKhan
❤️
Nothing better than marrying someone who will always make you smile. Sometimes on purpose.
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Bharat Jodo Yatra was one important event that I regret having missed.
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Never show a mirror to an idiot. He will blame you for what he sees in it.
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Any fool can lead people to hate. It takes great character to lead them to love.
Happy 69th Republic Day!
#RepublicDay
#Republicday2018
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People are strange. They fear and respect those who ill-treat them and take for granted those who treat them with respect.
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If you want everyone to say nice things about you, wait till you are dead.
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Those who have no achievements to celebrate, celebrate other people's failure.
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Those who have no achievements to celebrate, celebrate the destruction of others.
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When you're punished for honesty, you learn to lie.
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The good only has to make one mistake to be crucified.
The bad only has to do one good deed to be worshipped.
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Those who have no achievements to celebrate, celebrate other people's failure.
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Hate is bad business. You invest a lot of energy for no returns.
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I'll never understand why some people show off their new phone.
Sent from my iPhone X
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People call you selfish only when they cannot manipulate you into doing what they want.
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Idiots never care about being right or wrong. Their only interest is in engaging you in an argument.
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The words of the wise will be silenced by the aggression of fools.
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Three stages of life:
1. You have time, but no money
2. You have money, but no time
3. You have time and money, but no health to make use of it.
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In an argument between fools, whoever shouts the loudest, wins.
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My first film
#JaanEMann
turns 15 today!
Gratitude to
#SajidNadiadwala
,
@BeingSalmanKhan
,
@akshaykumar
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@realpreityzinta
,
@WardaNadiadwala
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@NGEMovies
and the entire team🙏
#15YearsOfJaanEMann
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In a fight between two people, the biggest idiot is the one who takes sides.
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Any fool can lead people to hate. It takes great character to lead them to love.
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The greatest test of leadership skills is trying to get all your family members to agree on one restaurant.
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The only thing worse than making a mistake is defending it.
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People call you selfish only when they cannot manipulate you into doing what they want.
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The words of the wise will be silenced by the aggression of fools.
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3 stages of life:
1. You have time, but no money
2. You have money, but no time
3. You have time and money, but no health to make use of it.
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People are strange. They fear and respect those who ill-treat them and take for granted those who treat them with respect.
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#14YearsOfJaanEMann
- my first film as a Director.
Heavily criticised when released. Started getting some love after ten years when La La Land released. Hoping history will be kinder.
For those who might have missed this film, it's now streaming on Amazon and Netflix.
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Being born privileged is no achievement to be proud of. You have just won a lottery.
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People are strange. They fear and respect those who ill-treat them and take for granted those who treat them with respect.
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Don't bother fighting with fools. They eventually destroy themselves.
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Hate leaves a scar no one can heal; love leaves a memory no one can steal.
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A true patriot is loyal to his country, not its government.
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To those who don't have a mind of their own, there's no difference between democracy and dictatorship.
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Avoid people to whom you have to constantly justify yourself. They are energy drainers.
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Never underestimate yourself. Others will do that for you.
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I fear North Korea may finish of all their missiles in just testing.
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Christmas is celebrated to remember the birth of Jesus Christ.
But what's the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of Christmas?
Jesus Christ or Santa Claus?
That's the 'Power of Marketing'!
#MerryChrismas
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If you like talking to people, but don't want them to speak, become a Dentist.
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The best film reviewer of our times! Our reviewers must learn the art of film reviewing from this gentleman. Legend 🙏
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Religious scriptures are the longest 'Terms & Conditions' that so many people 'Agree' to without knowing why.
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Time is your spokesperson. It will answer everything.
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My kids treat me like God. They think of me only when they want something.
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Lowering your standards won't make your battles easier. You will only be fighting with dirtier people.
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Everyone is chasing someone who doesn't want them and ignoring the ones who are there for them.
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Steal a million rupees from one person, and you're a thief.
Steal one rupee from a million people, and you're a politician.
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There may soon be a generation that believes Eid is celebrated because a Salman Khan film is releasing.
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#NiceAttack
If all the powers in the world come together, they can easily end terrorism. But they won't. Because...
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Nothing more frustrating than being able to see through an evil person, while everyone else is blind to it.
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The biggest threat to any democracy is its uneducated, willfully ignorant and uninformed people.
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Time doesn't heal anything. The pain just becomes a part of you.
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After three years of hard work, dedication, and persistence, I've finally completed my first novel. Will read my second one soon.
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Non-vegetarians never impose their food habits on anyone, because their food is too delicious to share.
#Fact
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Idiots are like water. They occupy most of the Earth.
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Never fight with a shameless person. You cannot win against someone who has nothing to lose.
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Avoid people to whom you've to constantly justify yourself. They are energy vampires.
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Love marriage always happens on an impulse. Like suicide.
Whereas,
Arranged marriage is well-thought-out and executed. Like assassination.
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Secret to Happiness: Never compare yourself to others. Compare yourself to your previous versions.
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When there's weight in your words, you don't have to raise your voice.
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When you abuse back to an abusive idiot, you're doing him a favour by acknowledging his existence.
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First love is not entirely useless. You can recycle them as passwords.
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Love marriage always happens on an impulse. Like suicide.
Arranged marriage is well-planned and executed. Like assassination.
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Fear is a weapon used by bullies who fail to command your respect.
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