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Mwinsho, off to surprise my wife with a gadget upgrade and a modest cash gift.
It's not her birthday. She is such a phenomenal woman who has brought unprecedented stability, direction and luck in my life.
Good people deserve good surprises!
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@HouseMebarak
Shakira was born in 1977 whilst Public Health and Infectious Diseases expert Bill Gates' born year was 1955...
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@AfricanHub_
The biggest reason why President Obama can never be idolised in Africa should be Libya.
An African in the White House destroyed a civilization that had been running for centuries in Libya. Tragic!
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Mwisho, I woke up to this view in my yard with hot breakfast in bed from my gracious wife of 8 years.
And on a piece of land I am leasing from the Zambian Government for the next 99 years.
Let's begin the day.
📍: Luanshya Turn off
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Mwisho, reminder to preserve your dignity and integrity over the weekend.
When not invited, don't go. Don't force yourself in other peoples social circles.
Setting boundaries for yourself is not pride. It's self-respect.
'Long time no see' is better than 'this clown again'.
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Mwisho, "look at your age mates."
This statement has pushed many people into depression, toxic relationships, marriages, prisons and early graves.
Run your own race. Comparison is a thief of joy.
Time and chance happen to them all.
Ichola, we try again today
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Mwisho, money is outside, connections are outside and your soul mate is also outside.
There is power in networking. One stranger outside can change your life forever.
Go outside!
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Mwisho, your current station in life is someone’s prayer point.
That gate man or person performing manual jobs beneath your status at the office is actually someone's father and husband.
Their pillar of strength. Be kind.
We try again today
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Mwisho, I promise you.
It does not take much to impress your family. Just be there for them.
The streets may write you off or forget you at times.
To your family, you remain that hero.
📍: Ku Show Grounds
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Mwisho, since 2011, Zambians have largely voted on the strongest alternative opposition.
That alternative in 2026 is not Fred Mmembe.
It should not be.
If you have nothing to do on voting day, it's better you teach an elephant some karate than wake up to vote for socialism.
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Doris Nayame - New Deputy Inspector General of Police - Operations
👉 Advocate of the High Court of Zambia.
👉 Over 21 years of legal experience.
👉 Former Head of Legal Department - Zambia Police.
👉 Partner - James & Doris Legal Practitioners.
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Mwisho, a man must have a plan.
A big shout out to all the men for holding it down the last 365 days and providing leadership in the home.
It is no easy task feeding, clothing and housing people.
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Mwisho, whatever you are doing to lift yourself out of poverty, please take it seriously. Extremely.
School, business or a job.
The world is very cruel and inconsiderate in particular to a man whose capacity to provide is limited.
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Mwisho, you are still young.
Take care of yourself.
Limit your sexual connections with people. It preserves and prolongs your days.
Lusaka is now so widespread with casual encounters.
A high body count is not a badge of conquest.
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Mwisho, whatever you do in this life, please respect a woman.
Any woman.
She does not have to be your mother or sister.
It's not a sign of weakness but good manners!
📍: Luanshya Turn off
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Mwisho, everyone looks fine until you have a deep conversation with them.
People are in silent battles you know nothing about.
Don't be the reason someone breaks down. Be kind.
We try again today!
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Mwisho, Over 37 years ago, this man started Choppies in a small store in Lobatse, Botswana.
It is now one of the largest retailers with over 200 outlets in SADC.
Each time he is around, I sit down with him for some nuggets of wisdom.
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Mwisho, go forth multiply and fill up the ends of the earth.
Good seed, pure seed, ZamSeed.
📍: Luanshya Turn off
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Mwisho, people born muma 2000 are unruly. I received a DM:
'Hey big shiny head, I guess you will be in Ndola, let me know I get you a drink at Bo Jangles'
I check the pics, its someone born when Zambia reached the HIPC completion point.
Me, big shiny head? OK.
📍: Mpongwe
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Mwisho, someone thought it is a genius idea to include me on their wedding lineup.
Well, I am about to unleash some crazy dance moves 🕺🕺
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Mwisho, it's been 20 years.
Fresh out of college, a relatively unknown 26 year old took the Zambian airwaves by storm with her debut album Malo Abwino in August 2004.
Angela Nyirenda remains one of Zambia's most prolific song birds.
The album topped the charts.
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Mwisho, pali K3,450.78 saved in your mobile money, chosapo che K310.64 and buy yourself a drink. Ama problems tayapwa brethren.
Even witchdoctors are on NHIMA.
Tonight, I have a powerful visa. I am just loitering around Lusaka aimlessly. Ichiyeyeye with no plan.
📍: Cargo88
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Mwisho, eat with the woman you starved with.
Happy Sunday.
📍: East Park Mall
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Mwisho, I envy the deep emotional bond between my son and his mother.
Ten years into my life, I experienced a life changing heartbreak when I lost my own.
My memories of her are distant and faint now.
If your parents are still around into your adulthood, cherish them.
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Mwisho, close that laptop.
The person they will promote at your office is already known.
Knock off. That is not a family business for you to be breaking your back.
That company has been around since 1988. People have come and they have gone.
📍: Grandaddy's
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Mwisho, in our neighborhood Whatsapp group, I floated the idea of emptying our fridges, collectively cook our ndiyo and throw a huge feast.
I was joking.
But it's gaining momentum.
Organizing braii stands now.
We may actually do it.
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Mwisho, that girl that left you for another better guy, nothing bad will happen to her.
Learn to move on.
Life is not some Nigerian movie where she comes back running to you because you became Minister without Portfolio.
📍: Cargo88
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Mwisho, don't be too hard on yourself.
If you have a K241.57, invest it in your own temporal pursuit of happiness.
Problems don't finish. Even in 1964, people had issues to sort out!
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Mwisho, after 8 years of being in the institution of marriage, we are at that age where our presence is required at filanga mulilo's and lobola negotiations.
Another 8 years, I will be a seasoned and lethal Shibukombe!
📍: Meanwood Ibex
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Mwisho, well this month 7 years ago, I became a dad.
With my daughter, it has been an exciting journey of self discovery and the purest form of love.
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Mwisho, a man must have a plan.
Happy Father's Day to my fellow dads.
To feed, clothe and house people whilst looking out for yourself too is no easy task.
Fatherhood is a noble calling.
I wish you God's providence as you continue providing leadership at home.
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Mwisho, don't be too hard on yourself.
Join us, we are here until 01:00hrs. Zambia will win by 2 goals to nil. Your boss will not do anything tomorrow when you report for work at 10:00hrs.
I have checked Zambian labour laws. You are safe.
📍: Grandaddy's
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Mwisho, keep your private life and some secrets to yourself.
Your best friend has another best friend who is not your friend.
Trust will get you heartbroken. Stay paranoid sometimes.
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Mwisho, young people in Lusaka destroy valuable friendships, contacts and opportunities because they simply can't keep their loins in check.
A conversation should not always slip into sexual talk.
It is not every man or woman you have to date or pursue.
Learn or perish!
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Mwisho, Lusaka is such a strange place.
For the longest time, I noticed a stethoscope hanging in this gents car.
He is not a medical doctor.
He told me he uses the instrument in his attempts to impress women and girls.
He drives an Altezza. No surprise!
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Mwisho, if you come from this generation, I wish you nothing but the very best.
It means you lived through President Chiluba's Structural Adjustment Programs, Capt. Solo's botched coup attempt, Y2K, eclipse of the sun and the sudden death of two Zambian Presidents in office.
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Mwisho, ZESCO projects a shutdown at the Kariba North Bank by 14th September 2024.
Maamba Energy's 150MW will also be off grid due to an annual plant maintenance.
For a month.
If you have never prayed for Zambia, now is the time to do so out of patriotism.
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Mwisho, 3 yrs ago today, my balloon day drastically changed.
After anxiously pacing up and down the maternity hallways of Gaborone Private Hospital, I was graciously handed a special gift on my own birthday.
The odds of a father and son sharing the same birthday is 1 in 365 🎈
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Ubuteko No. 6 and 7 a few moments ago.
Zambia is such an advanced democracy.
📸: Dickson Jere
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Mwisho, Guntila Muleya and Richard Ngenda?
Last week, the nation woke up to the brutal killing of corporate executive Guntila Muleya.
Muleya was the man charged with securing the integrity of Zambia's
airwaves.
He was one of the youngest DG's at Mass Media in recent times.
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Mwisho, day two of general aimless loitering.
I passed through this powerful Zambian brand and got two boxes of eeZee noodles for my daughter.
I was handed some extra goodies.
📍: Ku Show Grounds
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Mwisho, Salama Park has a vast prime wooded piece of land.
It has now been cleared for development.
Today, I found Chinese men meticulously planning.
Meanwhile, Zambians are busy measuring the strength and structure of tribes.
Aleni, you will be spectators with your tribes!
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Mwisho, that life you lead, others admire and pray for it.
Be content.
Whilst you complain about being broke with a K1,234.67 in your mobile money, another person only needs a K50 to survive the day.
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Mwisho, the Electoral Commission of Zambia spent K7.7 million to hold a by-election in Feira.
In 2013.
Kapiri gobbled K5.5 million.
Calculate how much a broke country with 16hrs loadshedding will spend on 9 by-elections in 2024.
Politicians are not here to serve and save you.
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Mwisho, the entire board and management of Stanbic Bank Zambia sat down, deliberated, discussed and then voted to bring Omarion to Lusaka for the Stanbic Music Festival?
They need to refund the bank the sitting allowances.
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Mwisho, lazy saturday learning how to ride a bike.
Reproduction is the most sacred activity I have ever undertaken.
To have small humans with your face loitering and roaming the earth is so fulfilling.
Shanga ubone.
Goodseed Pureseed Zamseed
📍: Luanshya Turn off
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Mwisho, I am walking out of the classroom a proud parent.
We used to call them report forms in Luanshya. For my daughter, they call them progress reports.
She got 100% in the colonial language.
The greatest thing one can hand a child is a good education.
Money well spent.
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Mwisho, Namibia has just discovered 10 billion barrels of oil.
Angola has an annual production of 400 million barrels. These are not our distant neighbors.
Zambia may be well be sitting on oil.
It is a big secret President Kaunda went with to the grave.
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Mwisho, hairline intact.
Minor family responsibility. Single.
Friday and Saturday - Hollywood night club.
Sundays - Jazz Club.
Noisy Altezza. Rims painted green or calipers red.
Enjoy your youth. Responsibly
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Mwisho, this was a limited edition.
Strictly custom made by Toyota Motor Corporation with a 2Y engine on direct order by the Zambia Consolidated Copper Mines (ZCCM).
At the peak of Zambia's mining power.
When copper brought real dividends to Zambia and it's citizens.
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How it started How it is going
Kazungula Ferry 2020
1966
🇧🇼🇿🇲
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Mwisho, opened my daughters home work and quickly realized we will need to consult Uncle Google secretly when she is not looking.
Homework in Luanshya in 1998 and homework in Lusaka in 2024 are too different.
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Mwinsho, actually let us not glamorize nonsense in the context that man has got game and girls naturally follow him.
There is nothing to romanticize about a man born in 1967 undressing a child born in 2000 in the name of game.
Even if you are a 'legend' have some shame!
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Mwinsho, how much is a bag of mealie meal again?
I last bought one 7 yrs ago. Traditional land is easy to access. Get one and get to work.
I am still surviving off last seasons bags. And I still have more. 50kg x 10 bags can sustain a family of 7 the whole year.
📍: Ku Chigayo
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Mwisho, people hiking get visibly shocked when you by pass them with an empty car.
But in 2021, an act of trust on the road got a Lusaka man killed.
They bludgeoned him to death and burnt the body.
His benz was then stripped for spare parts.
He was a husband and father.
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Mwisho, today I get to perform every Zambian parent rite of passage.
Taking the kids to the congested show grounds for face painting and general aimless loitering.
But I am more excited than my own kids because I also get to jump on that small train.
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Mwisho, my son gets so excited when we wear similar clothes or shoes.
It does not take much to impress your family.
Just be there for them.
Shanga ubone.
Goodseed Pureseed Zamseed.
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Mwisho, two days ago, ERB board chairman James Banda was on Hot FM.
He said ZESCO would be handed severe penalties for not sticking to the loadshedding timetable.
In complete defiance, top ZESCO executives even stopped printing the timetable.
ZESCO is answerable to no one!
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Mwinsho, immediately the food on the plate finishes, the status of that plate changes to dirty plate.
Be wise with the company you keep!
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Mwisho, strange.
23rd August: ERB rejects ZESCO's emergency application to hike electricity tariffs.
26th August: ZESCO effects sudden power rationing. Residential areas plunged into 24hrs without electricity.
Coincidence?
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Mwisho, I just witnessed something shocking in morning traffic.
A man so immaculately dressed in a suit suddenly gulped a huge volume of black label and continued driving like nothing happened.
Big black label at 07.55
hrs.
People are stressed.
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Mwisho, this platform has good people.
I received a DM from a gracious and kind lady.
"Young man, let me make your Sunday with a bottle."
Exceedingly humbled!
📍: Grandaddy's
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Mwisho, the sun is shining and so are other things.
Bald is gold.
📍: Grandaddy's
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Mwisho, we are here to mind our fathers country.
Dora Siliya is a seasoned journalist, diplomat and former minister.
And was a formidable government spokesperson.
For students of history, it's exciting that she has finally documented this journey.
📍: Taj Pamodji Hotel
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Mwisho, you see that concept called 'opening up to someone', don't do it.
Don't show everyone your wounds. Some come with salt and vinegar to inflict more pain.
A big crowd around you does not mean you have more friends.
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Mwisho, to new beginnings.
To the next 6 months of nothing but lifting inshimbi.
No alcohol too but water only.
📍: Ku gym
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Mwisho, bank insolvency?
Zambia recorded its worst series of bank collapses between 1995 - 1999.
In 48 months, the Bank of Zambia had taken possession of 8 commercial banks.
The first financial meltdown was triggered by Chase Trust Bank sending shockwaves in banking halls.
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Mwisho, I am the only one in Lusaka who has managed to chop Uncle Malume's money.
📍: Grandaddy's
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Mwisho, I greatly admire and appreciate how my wife takes extremely good care of my kids.
What a mighty woman described in Proverbs 18.22.
Shanga ubone.
Goodseed Pureseed Zamseed.
📍: Pa Luanshya Turn off
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Mwisho, the seasons of life.
Seven months in and out of detention. Frozen accounts, restricted access to cars and property.
This earth, my brother. When times are hard, friends are few.
The crowds disappear. Solidarity flows from people you least expected.
Ecclesiastes 3:1
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Mwisho, a man must have a plan.
K10 per papu is what Dickson Soko was charging this afternoon at Government Complex and Premium House.
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Mwisho, the name is not Jonathan but a bit ambitious, self driven and certainly with a queen to grow an empire with.
📍: Ku Wedding
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Mwisho, 7 men allegedly attempted to stage a robbery at Lewanika Mall a few moments ago.
Elite Zambia Police outfit C5 was trailing the group.
In just under 10 minutes, a few warning shots in the air and hot slaps, the thieves have been rounded up and bundled in a Kasalanga.
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Mwisho, so what's the justification for the latest DSTV upward price adjustment?
We have been watching Anaconda featuring Jon Voight and Ice Cube plus Eddie Murphy's Coming to America on repeat since 2006.
What are we paying for?
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Mwisho, I found a man scavenging through a heap of rubbish.
Not a 'mad man'.
He was instead neatly packing the plastic bottles for sale in recycling.
One mans trash is another mans ticket for the next meal.
Be kind. No one has everything figured out. We are all just trying.
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Mwisho, if by 18.30 hrs you don’t find any investment for that K341.57 in your mobile account, I appeal to you to invest it in your own temporal pursuit of happiness.
📍: Grandaddy's
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Mwisho, in this same Lusaka economy, a delusional man somehow wants to maintain two women on his monthly income of K6,700.
You don't love yourself enough.
Meanwhile, lightweights baby 🏋♂️🏋♂️
📍: Ku Gym
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Mwisho, Katuba toll gate receipts for sale.
K145.67 each.
In case the official version is that you went for the trade fair but ended up down south in Siavonga or Livingstone.
📍: Katuba
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Mwisho, one of the most important human institutions.
Happy to be the main designated driver to the people saying "I Do".
Proverbs 18.22.
📍: Ku Wedding
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Mwisho, you either loathed him or loved him.
No in between.
But he was one of the most prolific politicians of his generation.
That movement he founded in 2001 is nearing a fatal end.
The cobra who charmed a nation, someone said.
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Mwisho, Ndola turns 120 years old.
The city was founded on 18th July 1904 by John Edward Stephenson as a trading post.
It was later turned into a Boma for colonial administration.
The settlement was named Ndola after a minor tributary on the Kafubu river called 'Kandola'.
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Mwisho, Malawi has a new Vice President.
In tragic form, nature has yet again demonstrated that we are not indispensable.
Humans are mere mortals to be replaced the next day.
Your spouse can move on. Your boss will easily find a replacement too.
Don't be too hard on yourself.
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Mwisho, you may be going about your business as an adult seamlessly.
Then a strong sudden wave of sadness, anxiety and extreme doubt hits you.
This will ambush your spirit anytime and anywhere.
A part of growing up they never actively prepare you for.
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Mwisho, the cost of eating potatoes has escalated from K99.99 in January to an astonishing K219 in May.
This is for a 10kg kasaka.
How will people feed families and manage to make salads by december on christmas day?
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Mwisho, don't be too hard on yourself.
That K245.69 you wanted to use to buy ZESCO malaiti, invest it in your own temporal pursuit of happiness.
📍: Grandaddy's
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Mwisho, drama.
The Zambia Development Agency has demanded for a full refund of K260,000 from Viet-Zam Chairman Van Tuy.
ZDA spent K241,000 in allowances for its officials plus fuel whilst K18,000 was splashed on the venue to host the bogus $72 billion Vietnamese investor.
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Mwisho, I know.
Even me I can see my own reflection in that shiny solar panel.
I lost the natural ability to grow hair at 20 years old. Ever since, I have only known one haircut.
📍: Cargo88
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Mwisho, are Zambians experiencing a nationwide static electricity phenomenon?
We need to partner with the board and management of ZESCO and feed the static shock into the national grid.
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Mwisho, the pursuit of happyness.
From here, we go back inside the house.
Then drink hot tea na bread shining with a smooth layer of butter from Zimbabwe.
Like the good old times.
📍: Luanshya Turn off.
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Mwisho, I found a tragic accident at Marshlands.
A young man had hit into two vehicles on the west bound lane.
In his attempt to flee the scene, he was overspeeding and flew on the east bound-lane hitting a Ministry of Health truck head on.
He is in a terrible condition.
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