Shezza
@ShezzaIsBack
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i dabble in a bit of work for @6NewsAU. 'You know why this my favourite tree? Coz it tipped over, and it's still growing'
Joined April 2022
"Geez Lois, this is crazier than the time I moved to Britain to take up a career in professional darts!".
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@MJS7777777 I don't know why I have to clarify this. That story is absolutely disgusting and those people don't deserve to be parents. However, many straight "parents" have also done horrible, horrible things to their kids, and also not every fucking gay person wants to run a pedo ring?.
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If Sam Kerr called me a stupid white bastard it would be the greatest day of my life.
#BREAKING 🚨 Police will allege Sam Kerr called an officer a “stupid white bastard” after the Matildas captain was charged with intentially causing racially aggravated harassment, the Sun reports | #6NewsAU
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Finally got an "Is me Felipe" reply
@ShezzaIsBack Is me Felipe not Bellingham in the second photo.
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Off ya pop son 👍
Tyler Alexander-Arnold, the brother and Agent of Liverpool’s vice captain has been liking some questionable posts on X. Someone so close to a vice-captain should not be liking posts like this, especially about a new player who’s confidence is no doubt low. Not a good look for
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@jusigris Wow I've got bots copying actual people in my replies this tweet really did blow up
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@44kzz @ishowspeedsui "I actually told my friends that I thought Clint Dempsey was gonna show up in the replies to Speed's latest tweet, they all called me crazy but I just had a feeling"
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Fairs man
@KoloCornelius He isn’t though is he. He gives 100% every game, has improved so much this season and seems like a lovely lad. Maybe try supporting our players 👍.
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@sportbible But I thought Firmino's face confirmed he threated to nuke the entire continent of South America and no further evidence was needed?.
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@MackDaddyLawson @KGsGOAT They get the NBA experience as a kid without having a camera shoved up their face like a superstar's kid that's why.
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@contTHFC @TrollFootball Damn I didn't realize Norwich, Watford and Burnley were in the prem this year.
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@THFCDell @sportbible I must admit, what a beautiful trophy for Harry Kane MBE after his decade long career.
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@Akzyy It's okay Darwin speaks Uruguayan and Diaz speaks Colombian apparently they're kind of similar.
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@sportbible Biggest publicity stunt ever 😭guarantee you he won't even sit on the bench let alone play a game.
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@LFCJacobb Tbf a squad with those full backs plus other "hey maybe he's good" players like Cantwell and Pukki were either finishing eleventh with a good cup run or rock bottom. No inbetween.
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@StokeyyG2 Didn't we already do this with Joseph Minala? Some people look older it ain't a big deal
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Funniest thread of all time I'm crying.
@eblfc1 @LFCBrad7 @ghanno17 @upthefcknreds @hiyluvr @lfcmarceloz @deano_jft97 @JoeLFC187 @lfcnin Told you I was good at it ✌️
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@StoolFootball I'm not even gonna try to make a joke at this point just please delete your account.
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@ThatsFootballTV Absolutely gutted for him. We all know it's every kids dream to play Albania and Austria in meaningless friendlies.
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@Dharmmy16 @footbaIItheory Not Chelsea but I swear this guy will randomly switch between Juve and Atleti ever month I don't get it.
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@UnderLights1878 @AverageStriker It was the first of the big leagues to restart after lockdown so naturally everyone was watching.
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@Sidneykidney4 I mean count your blessings tbh, but either way 1.2 million followers on Twitter is insane and can definitely make an impression.
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@StoolFootball He's not wrong. I never buy collared football shirts and I just walk around in them, imagine playing a full ninety with them.
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STEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@appie_cfc you’ve had parents of different genders and came out a complete moron.
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