Shezza
@ShezzaIsBack
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I like sports and can be very funny occasionally. Freelance journalist. 'You know why this is my favorite tree? Cause it's tipped over, and it's still growing'
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My sporting teams:
Any Australian national team
⚽ Liverpool, Melbourne City, Broadbeach Utd, Manningham
🏀 76ers, Melbourne United, Iowa State
🏈 Dolphins
⚾️ Angels
🏒 Ducks
🏏 Melbourne Stars and Victoria
AFL: Essendon Bombers
🏉 Melbourne Storm
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Close enough welcome back Megan Rapinoe
💕👱♂️ Germany midfielder Robert Andrich’s new haircut.
Thoughts?
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Karl Malone and John Stockton
A once-in-a-lifetime duo sits down to tell their story.
Stay tuned tomorrow 👀
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Tipping Point and The Chase when you're at your grandparents house on a random weeknight
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We're getting him to the 2024 sidemen charity match idc
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I mean why not
What’s next? A comp of Pele to the Scooby Doo theme tune? A non Barclays player to a song which came out this year has single handedly ruined the trend. Cheers
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Kid named alone:
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Szobo's mum when he sleeps in til 3PM
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You had to be there
Northern Ireland left-back Jamal Lewis signing for Sao Paulo might genuinely be the strangest transfer in the history of competitive football.
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"What chord he tryna strike, Chuck?"
Inside the NBA needed to come on after that Kendrick concert.
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Despite losing the match, no player stared down more teenagers barely out of high school then Ben Chilwell.
Mr Intimidating 🔥🔥🔥
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They're definitely gonna run a podcast together or something once they both retire they're literally inseparable 😭
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Nah just deeped Tsimikas has a match winning penalty and a match winning assist in two different cup finals at Wembley that's actually mad. Surely it's enough for a cult hero status right
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If Sam Kerr called me a stupid white bastard it would be the greatest day of my life
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Does he rebrand to steven Alonso now
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Jesse Marsch calls it soccer, therefore Virgil Van Dijk is still yet to lose a Premier League football match at Anfield as a Liverpool player. Walk with me.
It’s so funny that this is Van Dijk’s one loss at Anfield.
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Real.
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Palace still have to cash in on their annual 0-0 draw vs City
Liverpool is going to win the Premier League, surely?
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Thogden when he sees a seventeen year old
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Finally got an "Is me Felipe" reply
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Right well you all earnt it
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This gotta be the first time since the Richarlison UCL final tweet that people have failed to realize Steven Klopp is a gimmick
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Peep this lineup man we were actually blessed
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@44kzz
@ishowspeedsui
"I actually told my friends that I thought Clint Dempsey was gonna show up in the replies to Speed's latest tweet, they all called me crazy but I just had a feeling"
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Fairs man
@KoloCornelius
He isn’t though is he. He gives 100% every game, has improved so much this season and seems like a lovely lad. Maybe try supporting our players 👍
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@sportbible
But I thought Firmino's face confirmed he threated to nuke the entire continent of South America and no further evidence was needed?
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We really gotta stop breaking this dude's heart smh
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Fair play to the bloke, saw an opportunity for marketing and executed it perfectly without being cringe and ruining the joke. Superb stuff.
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@MackDaddyLawson
@KGsGOAT
They get the NBA experience as a kid without having a camera shoved up their face like a superstar's kid that's why
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@contTHFC
@TrollFootball
Damn I didn't realize Norwich, Watford and Burnley were in the prem this year
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@THFCDell
@sportbible
I must admit, what a beautiful trophy for Harry Kane MBE after his decade long career
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@Akzyy
It's okay Darwin speaks Uruguayan and Diaz speaks Colombian apparently they're kind of similar
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@sportbible
Biggest publicity stunt ever 😭guarantee you he won't even sit on the bench let alone play a game
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How? A flight from Australia to Paris is almost a day long. It'll be about an hour for the European teams.
Have to say Australia have a far easier route to the Olympics then any European team !
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@LFCJacobb
Tbf a squad with those full backs plus other "hey maybe he's good" players like Cantwell and Pukki were either finishing eleventh with a good cup run or rock bottom. No inbetween
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@StokeyyG2
Didn't we already do this with Joseph Minala? Some people look older it ain't a big deal
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@StoolFootball
I'm not even gonna try to make a joke at this point just please delete your account
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@ThatsFootballTV
Absolutely gutted for him.
We all know it's every kids dream to play Albania and Austria in meaningless friendlies.
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You've seen more masculinity in a where now
Zubimendi Mac Allister pivot lol I’ve seen more masculinity in a teenage girls bedroom
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@Dharmmy16
@footbaIItheory
Not Chelsea but I swear this guy will randomly switch between Juve and Atleti ever month I don't get it
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"You're in Qatar/Saudi Arabia you have to respect their beliefs" mfs when it's time to respect a Western club and their beliefs
🏳️🌈 International Day against LGTBI-phobia in Sport.
We are working for sport in which gender and sexual diversity are respected equally and enjoyed in freedom.
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@UnderLights1878
@AverageStriker
It was the first of the big leagues to restart after lockdown so naturally everyone was watching
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Wait a fucking minute
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@StoolFootball
He's not wrong. I never buy collared football shirts and I just walk around in them, imagine playing a full ninety with them
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Bahaha wasn't a problem when they were paying him money though was it 🤡
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@AroundTheHerd
@KOT4Q
I actually photoshopped the two of them doing a post game interview together I hope it's good
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The Ronaldo fans are beefing with a thirteen year old girl 💀😭
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@sportbible
Cafu, Tim Cahill and Samuel Eto'o have all just made an extra ten million pounds.
Full story:
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Mino Raiola on his deathbed after realizing Erling Haaland and Paul Pogba both want a transfer
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@IsmaillIlIlI
You had the lead for over 200 days and threw it away by GW36 just to call it "progress" and say "we lost to the better team" you cucks
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Just seen a young kid in a Kyra Cooney-Cross shirt! Unfortunately, it was an Arsenal one and not a Matildas one, so I had to yell at her for being a Eurosnob and tell her she's exactly what's wrong with Australian football fans. Just doing my part for sokkah Twitter!
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First Greenwood now Martial, not looking good for United
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@milkdrinkerhate
True but a five minute cameo up top and maybe a spoonfed goal like they used to do with Vik is all I need tbh
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@joepearce_
Read what the gaffer has to say after our recent draw to Bournemouth
Klopp: The sky was too blue
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@FelipeFC30
Hi Felipe why is Bellingham in the stands for the second photo shouldn't he have been on the pitch
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Just saw Newcastle and Sunderland got drawn against each other
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@AnfieldEdition
@TheAthleticUK
Salah, Diaz, Matip, Thiago, Robertson and Tsimi are all getting a six week break
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I ain’t seen the Arsenal TL like that since that Ceballos error 😭😭😭
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@stevenKloppLFC2
@lukelittler180
Hey Ste you seem a little worked up so here's this cute funny video to make your day better
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@sportbible
Why are we speculating over this? It's personal business and for us to be talking about it is disgusting. It's inconsiderate. It's inhumane. It's Reece James and Mount.
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@FeelLikeDrew
@taureanprince
Just in pure despise of you I will now think of Taurean Prince every time I see the night night celebration 👍
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