Hi guys,
I have a story for y'all inspired by Bimz but who's gonna tell her that? Def not me. Here's hoping you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
I wanted you to wake up to it so think of it as BIB.
Kindly RT so others can be entertained too.
XnO's,
Sheryl.
@Prince__Chris
120%. I'd never understand why everybody just stands around when a woman is assaulting a man but quickly starts acting when the man retaliates. And nobody should give me that BS about never hitting a woman. Everyone should keep their darn hands to their darn selves.
@ImohUmoren
Exactly! This is why anyone's expectations of me especially as it relates to how I handle things that piss me off is not my problem. No one is the SI unit for reacting to BS.
This is why I'll forever be against proponents of “My/your/his/her/their” truth. You may have your version of events but there's simply THE truth. And this is the truth. Simple!
@eketiette
@el_shinkafi
Yesssss Eketi! Welcome back. Even if no one else reads, I for one will read and have a good laugh as always! Here's to all the hilariously mischievous stories ahead🥂
@lydiaforson
Miss Forson, there is a huge berth between thinking highly of yourself and being proud of who you are AND thinking you are better than everybody around you, constantly looking down on others and instigating fights.
Edo people may have a lot internal differences (Bini nor like Esan and all such nonsense) but you see, we don't joke with the Oba. Whether you're Etsako, Bini, Esan or Akoko, we nor dey play with our Oba. He's sacred to us as a people.
Make una dey suffri play.
@chukygeorge
@AyoBankole
Nope. You don't get to be irked that Sam Adeyemi did the research and decided to school his followers. Now, ever before Chris took to powerpointing and the ridiculous, the 5G as the cause of this pandemic & other stories have been out there. Sam doesn't need to call anyone out!
@rottyrichy
@ezeh112
@PostNaija
I hope when an artist features ladies with head covering in their music videos dancing, you will remember that its just a piece of clothing OR a cartoonist makes a cartoon depicting certain characters, you will remember that its just an art work and not drag out your hypocrisy!
Do not be irresponsible. There was no clash. How can unarmed people sitting, waving and singing their nations anthem clash with soldiers ordered to kill them? How?
Clashes between protesters and law enforcement agents in Lagos turned bloody on Tuesday, despite a state-wide curfew, with eyewitnesses telling CNN that multiple demonstrators have been shot by soldiers
Happy birthday to my beautiful, smart, kind, and intelligent baby boy. I can not put into words how much you are loved. May your light continue to shine for the world to see. Amen.
I love you plenty, my K booski❤️❤️❤️❤️
Making an assumption isn't the same as lying biko. Before yesterday, I thought she was an Americana too. Why couldn't she have corrected that assumption without resorting to name calling? Or was the agama lizard and cow thing just to show how Naija she is? E say casually lie. 🤣
Re this cake kerfuffle -the cake-furfle, if you will- I have just one question:
Why did he casually lie about her being an American who was born in America? The way he even called her name, you’d think he knew her from way back.
What was that about lol?
So I tried this method today and I must tell you, thank you for putting this up. A whole new approach to cooking fried rice. Y'all should try it!
My Results: 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
I literally fry my rice when I’m making Fried Rice
Soak in hot water, wash, fry in oil. Salted butter. Fine blend of fresh Garlic, Onions & Ginger with turmeric, fried rice spice and fresh herbs
Then I pour chicken stock till it cooks soft
Toss the vegetable in duck fat and...
@Olasxni
I completely agree with you on this. I've already decided my son isn't attending any of these except it's skill acquisition otherwise he'll go spend the holidays with his grand parents
@eketiette
Ha! This life! You won't believe I schooled in Ekpoma and at this very moment, I have forgotten what please is in ishan. However counsel, remember that equity sees that as done which ought to be done.. (I hope I get away with it) and do follow back please.
Day after day, I watch my son and his father's bond. I watch their love deepen. I hear the laughter and see the belly tickles. And with each day I understand more and more, the evil that is paternity fraud.
@queen_nickki
Saw something like this once on Grey's Anatomy. She may have conceived the third baby at a later date from when she conceived the twins. Its possible.
It's my baby's birthday! This is world Sarah Day! I love you so much and I pray all your dreams come true. God bless your year baby! I'm proud of the person you are. Happy birthday Miss Engineer.
#Big20
Now that the youths have risen to do a peaceful protest to fight for the eradication of the scourge called SARS, men from the same mob are now trying to trample on their rights. The Government better listen or EVERYBODY is going to hit the streets. This is just the beginning!
Once again, let me remind you that YOU ARE NOT THE STANDARD.
Just because you would do something or respond to a situation differently OR choose not respond/react at all to certain things doesn't make you the standard and it doesn't make another's response/reaction wrong.
This twitter feminism has never even been about women! It's always been about a joint hatred for men. How can someone say I'm gonna help men falsely accused of rape and you take out time to write discouraging epistles. U nor go face front? Is it ur dream? How e take concern you?
@dykamadi
@Wizarab10
There was this particular day the Corporate Law lecturer was giving us a citation and he happened to be in the hall, he told her the citation given was wrong and immediately corrected it off the top of his head and turns out he was right.
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Happy birthday to my bestest guy in the entire world. I am grateful I get to do life with you. Thank you for always and every day. I am thankful for your life. We love you, plenty much, and we look forward to disturbing you for many more years to come.
You see the smile that's on my mouth
Its hiding the words that don't come out;
And all of my friends who think that I am blessed
They dunno my head is a mess;
No, they dunno who I really am
And they dunno what I have been thru
Like you do
And I was made for you.
It's totally ok if you don't like the song, that's your prerogative but to use “...whiny, unoriginal and unremarkable..” to describe someone's hard work is harsh and totally uncalled for.
Do better. Be better.
I don't think I'd heard of Hassani until NBC purportedly banned his song. Then I listened to it. It's a whiny, unoriginal, and unremarkable song that would have died naturally but the govt decided to give it fame. That's the stupidity of targeted censorship by govt.
The Many Faces Of
#FGM
🤦🏽♀️
In Yemen, there's a practice locally known as 'Al-takmeed (compression)' that is performed on female genitalia in some areas.
It takes different forms; on the 4th day after a girl is born, her mother or an older female household member prepares compress