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Imagine storing your passwords on the “cloud”
the only “clouds” I trust are the ones composed of orange mint
more shisha, more intelligence
yalla
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At the age of 23 I learned, love isn’t texting someone at 3 am. It’s your mom staying up all night waiting for you. It’s your brother who drove you to the hospital after your drunken brawls. It’s your father who sacrificed his 30s and 40s so you could succeed in a new country.
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WOMEN ARE DRINKING BEER AND PLACING PARLAYS NOW….I WANNA DATE A LADY NOT ADAM SANDLER
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if she got a picture on a balcony in any downtown city......
just focus on yourself king
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I may not be worth 184.4 billion dollars but at least I can go to sleep knowing I’ve planted my seed in more beautiful women than Jeff Bezos has ever touched.
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Nipple piercings taste like house keys and ain’t no place like home baby
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semen retention is cool but I’m a sex addict
y’all enjoy tho
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mf’s be ok Tik Tok all day but don’t realize their time is ticking away
Tik Tok Tik Tok
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Let’s be honest
A lot of us wouldn’t be obsessed with money if it wasn’t for social media
We would simply live life the way our previous generations, adjusting to the times
We wouldn’t be so vain
We would live a simple life and be more mentally fulfilled
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my father always said
“if you can make her giggle, you can make her ass jiggle”
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having conversations with old people is a high ROI activity
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And you finally think you got it all under control…you’re sleeping earlier, cutting out vices, the white path starts becoming more visible
Then that one thought, that one drag, that one sip….your heart rate can’t control itself, staying up late again…..that one voice….your
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mom caught me smiling and typing on my phone:
“which girl are you texting”
“GIRL??? mom I’m shitposting with the brothers on twitter dot com”
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If you lose your money, you lose nothing.
If you lose your health, you lose something.
If you lose your reputation, you lose everything.
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Listen
If you’re in a relationship
Don’t not flirt with other girls
How do you expect to stay on top of your game when you only talk to one girl?
Be Better Brother
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May Allah bless all my followers with 4 wives Inshallah Ameen
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You already know they goin get that picture billboarded in the crib once they get out 😂😂
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TBH I have no game
Being brutally handsome is my unfair advantage
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Sitting with family and female relative says “you need to learn to cook, aren’t you going to cook for your wife”
Without letting me say anything
My mother interrupts and says “no he’s not, she’s going to be cooking for him”
Based.
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Andrew Tate found the word “perspicacious” in the dictionary one day and thought “boy I’m finna go crazy with this one”
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If you can’t go out in a black t-shirt, blue pants and pull
u might as well stay home
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Where I’m from
We don’t say “I love you”
We say “Allah Hafiz”
Which means “may God protect you”
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If your girl is arguing/mad with you
Simply stay silent and say,
“You hate the fact that you love me so much”
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if you come up, don’t forget about your dawgs
that’s LAW.
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Always a good feeling when someone you just met makes a fucked up joke
Didn’t know you were chill like that
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TikTok is the most destructive thing to our youth since IG
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Eat Turkish
Wear Italian
Drive German
Drink Russian
Fuck Brazilian
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If she doesn’t try to look her best every time you see her
She doesn’t really love you bro
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Slowly transitioning from money twitter to war twitter
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Grown ass men asking what they should be for Halloween
How about you be a man for once
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If my son doesn't get bullied for his mum being a MILF then I did something wrong
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bruh who was dude that tweeted
“Imagine letting niggas outwork you”
Hardest tweet of the year
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I’m 100% convinced my mothers prayers have saved my life more times than I could ever imagine
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Parking ticket?
You mean a $100 fee to park my car wherever I want?
Whatever
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How do you explain to female that you have no love to give her bc you gave it all away to that one girl
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As a man
I don’t trust you until you can bag a stripper
Without paying
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NY in the 80s must’ve felt like a cyberpunk dystopian server
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LOCK YOURSELF IN A ROOM DOING 5 BEATS A DAY FOR 3 SUMMERS
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All these damn Panjeet niggas as heads of tech companies
Makes me sick honestly
Need a real Sheikh nigga up in that office
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me showing up to her house after blocking her on everything
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Niggas be bragging about their BMW’s to females
I’ll tell a bitch my camel outside and she ready to leave ASAP
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honestly who needs western doctors when you got based nibbas like this on ur squad
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This new wave of “thick” women is just an excuse to be slightly fat
Y’all have never been with a slim Lebanese super model and it shows
You would never go back
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“idk about you having multiple women” gf
“ok but 800 years ago…” bf
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At a certain age you realize your father was right about everything
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Yesterday I ate like a complete normie
Chick-fil-A
Tacos
Pizza
Today I feel like utter shit
Can’t believe this is most people’s baseline
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Reasons why I’m not single
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man I remember when my brother (10 yrs older) was taking me to spots when I was 16
I remember seeing how REAL everyone was, boys squadded up together, everyone in the building high energy, having CONVERSATION
nowadays mf be posted up in the joint staring and they phones
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Currently at a family gathering
All the aunts are trolling the younger ladies, saying “you should’ve seen my waist at your age”
“Look at her scrawny husband, she barely even cooks for him”
I love it here 🥰
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Once you realize your true potential
You’ll be ashamed at what you settled for in the past
Unleash your inner beast
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The masculine urge to cultivate an international harem
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Niggas with ugly girlfriends/wives love to give relationship advice
My boy that shit do not work on bad bitches
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bros if you are upper body heavy pls stop wearing skinny jeans do you realize how stupid you look
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Airports see more sincere hugs than funerals. The walls of hotels have heard more passionate words than wedding halls.
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bitches be having 120k followers and 1.2k in their bank account
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If you’re in your early 20s and a loser, I feel bad for you
You can always become a renaissance man at 30
But you’ll never get your 20s back
Live a little
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Girl: “my bf will beat you up”
her BF: listen man, I don’t really want any problems
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I signal left and then turn right cuz I can’t let these niggas know my next move
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War and Romance are the only things I am interested in.
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I don’t care how bad my life gets
I ain’t never buying a Micheal Kors watch
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when you and your homie riding different waves but still building
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1 Arab grandfather has more testosterone than all of Gen Z combined
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Nudes from a female who’s obsessed with you
Hit different
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Hoes are a distraction to the mission
A good loyal girls will help you stay focused on the mission
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This niggas name is really Bankman Fraud and y’all trusted him smh
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Take an L
laugh it off
and continue to run it up
back against the wall, that’s when you find who you really is
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