"If you MUST answer, your Excellency, the process through which you attain such MUST be EXCELLENT.” - H.E. Mr. Peter Obi 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

It’s another day to gather for the #StreetParliament and contribute to fixing Nigeria.

DORIME GOVERNMENT!!! Children of politicians have been doing dorime and ameno abroad with our funds for ages past now. We have in fact accepted it as normal and part of our lives. However, now that the common man can fully fund himself and family to the abroad, it has become a state of emergency for our government. My father used to say “mmadu ekwesiro ibu ogbenye, burukwa amosu.” (One shouldn't be a pauper and a wizard at the same time) In other words, pick a struggle! Choose a particular evil to work with. Our leaders remind me of this proverb in a deep manner. If not witchcraft kindly tell me why the issue of japa dey disturb these people? Why are they so bent on reversing the japa syndrome? We tell dem say na clear eyes we carry dey japa? My grandmother would say ‘’a naghi eji anya oma ekpe ụka cherubim “. (Dem no dey take clear eyes enter Cherubim church) Must they force us all to suffer without relief? “We are getting database from all Nigerians at the diaspora in order to convince them to come home. Yen yen yen! Who send una? Bring who and who home ? Nobody should disturb my few relatives scattered around the world struggling so hard to make their lives and that of those back home better o! Leave them the hell alone! They were in their right senses when they left and seriously don't need your intervention or consideration! Did I just say consideration? I laugh in Haiti. Naija? Consider person? Be like the hammer Kemi Badenoch has been using on them don dey give them injuries! This same abroad that practically all the spoiled children of our politicians have been frequenting like supermarkets is now a source of headache to them! Why? Because abroad is no longer their exclusive right? The average and even below average Nigerians are now traveling overseas like mad! That thing wey dem bin no wan make we know since has been exposed. You are canvassing for Nigerians to return home. You are pleading with Nigerian youths to stay back and rebuild their nation. What nation exactly? Your children, househelps, cooks and even dogs are all living their best lives abroad! But na now una wan build Nigeria? With which materials pls? No light! No security! No good water! Not even enough food to go round! Imagine a whole former DG of NYSC Rtd General…… was kidnapped by bandits. Oh my sweet Jesus! Not even Boko Haram o. Bandits! A whole Army General! In his own country and residence. What an amazing motivation for Nigerians to come home. As dem carry a whole army general, wetin go come happen to ordinary people like us? A complete “water don pass garri” situation. This is prolly the reason Kemi has slammed us with another bomb. She is proposing for a minimum of 15 years before immigrants can get their UK citizenship. A f**king 15 years gap! As much as this news is quite demoralising especially for the Nigerian residents in the UK, it's actually what we deserve. It serves our economy right. Make we just dey chop the insults with steeze and class dey go. Above all, I still thank God for japa! Japa is the reason many households in Nigeria are still surviving. Japa has given people hope and helped rebuild broken hearts and pockets. Therefore, if nobi wizardry, why try to take this away from people who fought with their blood and tears to get there? Do you have a better option? Of course not! So, why be an ogbenye and amosu at the same time? Why making a combo with poverty and witchcraft? Tufiakwa!!!!!!!!! #SheikhSaga

@tumajay @Crybabe4 @Oluomoofderby When you have never been exposed to nobility you will not know one even when it shares the same bed with you. So run along.

Hiding my post without pointing out the rule violated is just the exact tyranny that we don’t want in our community.

@tumajay @Crybabe4 @Oluomoofderby Do you lack leadership skills in your lineage to also step up?

Hiding my post ain’t going to change nothing because bad character will never be rewarded or tolerated.

Why the dedication of the student is commendable especially amidst our failed education system. However, the promoters have failed to portray the student and his product in the right light. This is at best an assemblage of parts and connotes no innovation per say.

What a painful way to lose a match for Leicester City and scored by a former player

Man United fans swore this Ugarte is better than Moises Caicedo 🥴🥴🥴

What exactly has Ruben Amorim improved in this Man United team since he took over, like what difference has he made 🤔🤔🤔🤔

759 000 000 000!!!! Son of man almost lost it today! Be like I don't know my mathematics again! I was trying to convert 460 million dollars to naira and the conversion na acho igba m ara! The conversion is more than insane. The number of zeros I got made me drop my phone at first like hot coal. I was getting something like 759 000 000 000 naira. My brain has even ignored me. I don ask am taya whether this na billion abi trillion! You are confused abi? Let me start from the beginning. I was led by the spirit to go check out what is happening in my father's land today only to find out that we now have a brand new toll gate governing the axis of Abuja -Akwanga-Lafia-Makurdi. Good news right? No? Be patient. According to the news report, the toll gates were built by the federal government in order to generate money from Nigerians to pay back the 460 million dollars they borrowed from China. Let me repeat the figure once more! Four hundred and sixty million DOLLARS! Somebody shout “doings”!!! Baba Mandate is working mehn. Any one who dares dispute that fact dey ment by default. Who wan try Baba? Your pastor fit? Is it easy to jump over the shores of Africa, land in Asia and carry money for trailer come back just for the citizens? Like can you even begin to comprehend the love behind this gesture? Abuja people are really the envy of all the other states across the country presently. They are indeed the chosen ones! Those highly favoured to be plying on roads lined with gold and diamonds. Other states dey ply local roads built with our local currency. Una dey fly for road built with 460 million dollars! Money wey dey cause dizziness! Money wey carry glory and majesty! What does it matter that every regular car passing through the toll gates will pay 500 naira each? What is 500 naira compared to the love and favour your govennment has shown you? Does it even matter that the next 3 generations will continue to pay this debt? Have you seen the figure I posted up? I still never arrive at the correct calculation in order to preserve my brain calories. NLC dey use strike threaten federal government regularly over money issues, yet we dey carry 460 million dollars build road! Our electricity company is still complaining about making use of equipment older than my grandmother and myself to work, yet we borrowed 460 million dollars from people 100% better than we are. Our power supply is weaker than over ripe dodo yet na stainless road be our problem! Even China that lent us this money don carry such amount build their own roads? Okay,fine! Assuming they did, how is that our business? Our problems are way different from theirs. This issue of toll gates wouldn't have ruffled me up the way it's doing now had it been our country is still sane! It's annoying the heck out of me because virtually every average Nigerian living his life here spends money on “unofficial” toll gates daily. I remember one fateful day I boarded a public bus from my location to another part of the town. We weren't even half way to our destination when the driver spent like 2k settling both uniformed and uniformed law enforcement people littering the road. They were just popping out from all directions, endlessly. At a point I come dey pity the driver but when I remembered that those expenses were actually the burden of the passengers, I respected myself accordingly and redirected the pity to myself! Of course, yes! Na passengers go pay back that money invariably! Nothing concern driver. So, as it stands now, we have extra “road expenses” added to the ones drilling our pockets since! Someone should please interpret this figure for me = 759 000 000 000! My head!!!!!! #SheikhSaga

@Urchilla01 I actually listen sometimes because it helps gain insight into a certain demography out there.

RT @Eddie_cyber: Following the recent meetings and No 3 point on the @Oluomoofderby statement, here is a link for fresh nomination into the…

The jokers in this community think that their attempt to Awww, LOL and bully their way to silence will work but just to burst your bubbles their is no way this community will be one to reward bad character because some of you lack integrity and principles. This community will move ahead with having a new responsible leadership.

@chymer22 @Elkrosmediahub @Urchilla01 This study demonstrates top spending priorities in Europe while the images show top spending priorities in Nigeria.