Shawn Whalen
@ShawnWhalen
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I eat two-bite brownies in a single bite.
Toronto, Canada
Joined September 2008
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RT @TourCNTower: We are so proud of the CN Tower and CLC team and all climbers for completing ClimbUP for the United Way Greater Toronto @…
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Where do the sneezes that never sneeze go? Are they still in me?
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Guys will literally spend $44b to bend a social media company to their will instead of going to therapy.
NEW: Elon Musk directed Twitter engineers to design a secret system to boost his tweets over everyone else's after his post about the Super Bowl did poorly compared to President Biden's:
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My computer asking me to prove I'm not a robot is pretty messed up if you think about it.
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Is this promo email suggesting my options include keeping raccoons as a pet or eating them? This is a real email I received.
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I'm sorry but Jesus being a verified account is the funniest thing since the "Virgin Mary" gag.
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Do birds ever tickle themselves by accident with their own feathers?
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These are so cute!
This Sikh mom couldn't find a proper helmet for her boys. Now, she's designed her own
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@ArtPultz Ha ha! That makes more sense. Here's a thread you might get a kick out of...
A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵
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Lol. More flip-flops from Elon than at the beach. Another "policy" reversed. ⛱️
Going forward, there will be a vote for major policy changes. My apologies. Won’t happen again.
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"Pronouns don't matter." Oh really? Why did you correct me when I referred to your pet by the wrong one?
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Got my flu shot and my 5th COVID shot. I think I just like getting free drugs from the government now.
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