Shaun Kennedy
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If Gary Rohan were to portray a soldier in a war film, he would be the bloke in the bottom of the trench pissing his pants crying with his hands over his ears 🐍
#AFLDeesCats
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Exciting times for Ken tomorrow knowing fully well that I am no longer the biggest piece of shit on Dad’s side of the family.... my 17 year old cousin was asked to leave St Kevin’s this year and I can assure you he is going to cop it until he cries
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Portsea Hotel can officially get fucked. First time I’ve been here in about two years, have found out they no longer serve draught, and no longer have pints. Negative 3 stars, go and fuck yourselves fellas
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145mil in prize money but I’d guarantee you Novak buys his nephews and nieces socks for Christmas
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I’m a 26 year old single alcoholic who desperately struggles for his families approval. You need to do this for me
@CollingwoodFC
I NEED THIS
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Can anybody actually understand what the fuck Allen Iverson is trying to say in the PointsBet ad ?
#paymerly
#panamaerly
#palmoil
#AFLDonsHawks
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Let’s never forget that Gary Rohan cheated on his wife and is not a good bloke. Good win though
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I don’t reckon there’s a more heartwarming commercial on TV than the old man watching his daughter learn to play footy
#AFLLionsTigers
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Surely Brian Lara thinks “who the fuck is this bloke?” when Andy Maher talks to him
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If you takeaway the houses, Brighton is Melbourne’s worst suburb by a mile. Away from everywhere, weather always shit and if you’re not from the area you’re greeted with looks of contempt by the locals
#VAFAFOOTY
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Sad times in Surrey Hills. I remember playing the Gatorade saxophone in the bushes outside of Surrey Hills station before my year nine social. Hopefully the younger generation won’t miss these experiences when they grow up. Gone but not forgotten
Big crowd at Mont Albert station for the historic last train. It and the next station , Surrey Hills, close tonight..to be replaced by a “super” station between them. No trains..major roads blocked for 3 months ..many local traders will struggle to survive.
#7NewsMelb
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Used to piggy back a young Conor Stone when his old man coached me in year 11 and 12. He’s just kicked his first goal in AFL footy and I still live at home with Mum and Dad
#AFLGiantsDogs
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One thing I will never understand is a family that is divided on who they barrack for. If I ever have children (unlikely/god forbid/speak to a girl) black and white will be thrust upon them with astronomical force
#fridaythoughts
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That’s the worst mark I’ve seen. I genuinely take four of them a game
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Tonight is essentially Christmas Eve. Anybody who thinks that the Everest can compete with the Caulfield Cup can kindly go and get fucked. I’m paying $1.33 to have 33 beers tomorrow and forget to sleep. Have a great weekend
#MRC
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Who would’ve thought there’d only be one premiership between the two clubs since 2017
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Big moment in the Kennedy household today as
@darcykennedy5
moves out of home. I will not be following his lead as mum and dad have given me a 1 year contract extension. Could potentially be 2 years based on my behaviour. Looking forward to what the future has in store for me
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Shaun Hampson playing the sob story is an absolute farce. You’re married to Megan Gale and had 10 years in the AFL bloke, give us a spell
#SurvivorAU
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How good is a same game multi !? I haven’t won one in over two years but golly jeepers they’re fun
#AFLCatsCrows
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$15 for a bacon and egg roll and flat white in Brighton... another reason you are my most hated suburb in Melbourne. Could’ve got five 7/11 pies with that
#inflation
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Forgot to send my neighbours chickens to bed last night and have been informed by my mother that three of the four have been killed by a fox
#mondaydemons
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Older brothers bucks party today. Was nice knowing you all
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How many Gatorade saxophones do you have to smoke to name your child Gryan ? Gun though
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Chocker block today. Think of self harm from 7-3.30 as I use power tools. Head to footy training all for the fun of not being paid. Watch the the BBL and shitcan Bev if the Stars win. Probably have a few Thursday night handles and then watch porn & cry. Quite a normal day mate
Curious to know what
@ShaunAidsBurger
is doing to celebrate the best day of the year today. No doubt has an action packed busy one
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The only thing on
#TheFrontBar
that shits me is the lack of beer sips. It doesn’t take an hour to drink one schooner, put me on there and I’ll drink twelve
#dickswingingcontest
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Big semi final today for cricket. Was originally dropped but now back in the side. Win or lose I’ll be taking a shit on my captains windscreen for having the audacity to drop me in the first place, have a great afternoon
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Utterly baffled at
@Boroondara
wanting to get rid of the rocket in Hawthorn. I spent many Friday afternoons in my teens playing the Gatorade saxophone at this beautiful landmark. To think our future generations may be deprived of this is a genuine disgrace. THINK OF THE CHILDREN
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@VAFA_HQ
do the honourable thing and cancel this weeks round of footy. This is not about me wanting to have a slab of OP rums on Friday night. This is about safety
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I reckon I might have a few beers tonight while watching the footy but not too many beers because I have work the next day. 16 will do me fine
#AFLTigersHawks
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My granddad didn’t spend 3 and a half years in the jungle for people to protest at the shrine of all places. Pack up and fuck off
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Here’s my list of unfunny people that people seem to think are hilarious
Hamish and Andy
Tommy Little
Marty Sheargold
Daniel Gorringe
Inspired unemployed
Chris Lilley (had his time in the sun)
Hughsey
Feel free to add/debate this list.
Have a great Saturday
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Imagine going to a Melbourne Mad Monday. “Yeah we went to Gawny’s wine bar all day and sent it, Weid’s did a hand stand it was so funny bro”
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Petracca would throw his best mate under the bus for a vodka soda at potato head
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Good luck to all doing
#Movember
this month.
Once finished, I strongly suggest you keep your mo for good, as it will improve your life and your fast bowling drastically. I’ve added 7km’s to my bowling by having a mo. All other aspects of my life are still quite horrible though
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If Gary Rohan drank more milk the sliding rule would never have existed
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Guy Grossi is second to none in terms of his contribution to food in Australia. But to get rid of Red Rooster at the MCG is a disgrace. Go and get fucked Guy.
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On Tuesday I was in a genuine black hole that was full of demons. Tonight I’ll be back on the beers after footy training. It’s amazing what you can do if you put your mind to it
#persistence
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Tom Browne showers with board shorts and stole from project compassion in school
.
@TomBrowne7
says that there’s an investigation into a “betting irregularity” involving Jaidyn Stephenson.
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The worst people at the gym (I’m very chiseled) are the ones who come up to you and ask how much longer you’ll be at a certain station/machine. I’ll be done when I’m fucking done thanks, champ, do something else in the meantime
#thursdayswithken
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Gawn the number one player in the comp ? You are deadset cooked Robbo ! I’d tag you but you blocked me from your account you alcoholic !!!
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1-Federer 🐐
2-Milkman my new favourite player
3-The Australian public are genuine fucking frauds, how about supporting your own countryman
#AusOpen
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I don’t want to live in a world where Atu Bosenavulagi doesn’t play for the pies. You have well and truly turned us into a bottom four team for next year
@CollingwoodFC
. A genuine disgrace.
Will still watch all of your games at the G next year and get really hosed
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MAKE IT HAPPEN !
The VAFA could be about to break from tradition and allow alcohol to be consumed at its games:
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I’d have 11 cans minimum the night before a game. Daisy pretty hard done by for mine
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Can we get KB & the Doc or Marko and the Ox to take back the 3PM timeslot on SEN ? I’ve completely given up on Bob and Andy as of today. Two blokes who have to please everybody, go and shit in your hats
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I have a crippling alcohol addiction which has nothing to do with lockdowns I just wanted to share that with you all
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I urge you all to take a minutes silence on your lunch breaks today
#wewillrememberthem
BREAKING: A truckload of VB tragically lost on the Pacific Motorway north of Taree.
@10Daily
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Adding “and something to cool the drinks” when somebody says bring a bag of ice is the height of comedy. Have a great cup day
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Can somebody please put a hit contract on Jack Madgen. Wouldn’t get a game at Therry Penola in VAFA Div 1
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Hearing that Mark Robinson has had his money and phone details stolen has really made my Wednesday morning
#slobbo
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Tom Bugg still has nightmares of the 2011 APS grand final
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“Hi Peter, I’d just like to confirm that I do indeed fart in the bubble bath, and proceed to eat the bubbles, thank you”.
@7AFL
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Today, I’ve had Ùber eats twice and for dinner my old man got a 21 piece bucket from the colonel. I’ve also had several green tins, how good is living
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If I’m David Teague, I’m getting McKay in front of the group blindfolded, naked, and allowing each player to throw an egg at him from 15 metres away
#AFLTigersBlues
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Younger brothers cooking his girlfriend dinner while I'm off to the pub to drink schooners and play pokies
#morechilli
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What a win. Just at the Royal having a beer before I head home. In love with both
@CollingwoodFC
and the girl who just served me my last pint of draught
#AFLPiesDons
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Fantastic sitting in a pub and punting your wage kind’ve weather RN
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Jack Higgins back story sounds very grim. Dropped out of school for year 12 to focus on footy, woke up every morning to kick the footy with his old man. Reeks of father trying to succeed through his kid
#lethimlive
#AFLDeesTigers
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Application will be completed this week. You’ll see me on your screens next season
#SurvivorAU
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Nights like these where I regret paying almost $500 in subs and forfeiting the right to a free Saturday for the next six months
#footysback
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Very excited to lose bulk money, drink bulk piss and fail miserably at speaking to the opposite sex tomorrow
#Derby
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Spoke to a girl (believe it) at the Espy who said her insides were burning (due to the heat). As quick as Usain Bolt I chimed in with ‘Nah, that’s just the curry you ate last night’. She was unimpressed, have a great Saturday afternoon
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Violently hungover. Been vaping in bed all morning and can’t bring myself to get up. Will get some red rooster shortly and then probably have 19 cans to fix myself up. Stay tuned
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Can anybody out there explain to me why Peroni reds are absolute heaven (just below VB) yet Peroni Greens are absolute dog shit ? Please and thank you
#drinkingaroniredcurrently
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If this has been asked before, do forgive me, but in all seriousness, where has Brett Kirk been ever since his meltdown hosting Saturday afternoon footy ?
#uniquebunchofindividuals
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This will without a doubt set the tone for my day. Australia will bowl all day, one of my tyres will deflate, Mum will cook a horrible dinner and I won’t back a single winner at Wentworth Park greyhounds while on the piss, fuck all of you
#MCILIV
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Can’t say I’ve missed playing footy this year, but kicking a couple of junk time goals in front of a pissed
@SKOBFC
crowd at Elsternwick Park wouldn’t be too bad right about now
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My old man just said ‘Imagine if the footy show hadn’t of got rid of Trevor Marmalade, it would still be going !’ Gee whiz the energy between the two of us right now could run the entire country for 7 years
#bond
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I reckon I’ve asked this before but by golly gosh I’ll ask it again. Why is McDonald’s one of the AFL’s major sponsors, yet all we get to steal from the stadiums is Red Rooster ?!
#AFLSwansDogs
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If you celebrate Halloween in Australia you’re a deadset cordial thief
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