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When a man says ‘my friend’ he’s referring to a woman 99.9% of the time. If it was a man, he’d say ‘my boy’ automatically.
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Don’t date men that don’t have LinkedIn, that’s a start
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If you’re not a black woman, you cannot accept apologies on behalf of us. Black men included.
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Men that aren’t afraid to compliment you all the time >>> that “don’t want to let your head get too big” stuff
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Can’t wait to annoy my husband for the rest of his life
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Kady and Ouzy are a very boring pair. No chat just
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Currency mutilation nah?
Free Bobrisky kmt
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Don’t let your heart flutter jor, he’s saying that so his friend doesn’t say some wild shit
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Quick summary:
• He’s vehemently apologising, not necessarily specifying what he’s apologising for
•Just saying he did her wrong
•Partial denying of cheating
• “I love you” x100
• She made him promise to leave her alone
• He went home and vomited
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I thank Toby for dying on the cross for my sins
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All the men coming to say ‘gIrLs Do ThIs ToO’ need to understand that I don’t care. I’m not on your side x
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I don’t know him or anything but RIP Josh🙏🏾 my condolences to his friends and family
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People with small teeth scare me. I’m sorry, but they look like they bite people just to prove a point.
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Can’t lie, I’ve always thought excessively liking other women’s pictures is scatty. What makes it any different than ogling at other women on the street?
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Notice how after he says ‘meeting up with my friend’ there’s a lack of information to follow. If it was his boy he’d voluntarily give you a report on his whereabouts at what time.
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Sending him ‘don’t open this around anyone’ attachments while he’s at work to frustrate him >>>
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And ate already
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Now he just looks like yam
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Defending your man and then the truth comes out must be bottom 2 damn
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Nobody:
Instagram: liked by THE NIGGA YOU FUCKED and 136 others
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@seaofknees_
They could never hold a candle to radiance of her beauty and I want her to know that!
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The guy at 0:17 clocking her has finished me😭😭😭
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This is how all Brazilian/Portuguese music sounds I’m crying dhdjdndj
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One thing about hotels, no matter what the weather is, that AC is gonna HIT
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I remember this one man that used to constantly express his disdain for big girls which puzzled me because he too was a big girl.
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“How could you make that your hubby? Empty tummy, that nigga eat brass” Unknown T tells us not settle for broke boys. Ugh, a proverb.
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Actually, I’ve had my moments
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Znuie owns literally every hairstyle and hair colour. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
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Jail?
Why do ex tings come out of jail and think they’re still on your rotation? I’m a whole different person now 😂
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@TheJ2ocean
It’s a universal term usually used by the LGBT community which means drop dead gorgeous or really good 😂
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The Taz’s Angels era was iconic sksksk I wanted to be one when I was younger before I knew exactly what they were💀
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Lords of BMI, Gatekeepers of Respiration, Ringleaders of Health, Masters of Deadlift, Awon Treadmill
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Not y’all asking for business seminars in the sun
We need a love island for 30-40 year olds. Not everyday 23 and single for 1 year.
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Some of these little girls who are boiling sexual liberation solely down to having sex with anyone have no idea what it actually means and certainly aren’t feminists. Sexual liberation literally means you are FREE to decide what you want you want to do with whoever (or no one).
Girls used to cuss other girls for being ‘hoes’ but now it’s been flipped and girls get attacked for not being ‘sexually liberated’ 🤔
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Tall men are such attention seekers. What more attention do you need? WE CAN SEE YOU!
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Fam money actually means nothing if I’m not attracted to you. I can’t force myself realistically loool
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The people with paced comprehension capabilities have found my tweet 👎🏾
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Men on social media will fully try to move to you and hold conversation without having any pictures and avi. This is not the account of a gambler.
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Beyoncé you just fackin wait for London babe👍🏾
Beyoncé thanks Brussels, Belgium for being the best audience of the tour so far. 🇧🇪
#RENAISSANCEWorldTour
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Big up the men who know they don’t meet your standards and gracefully bow out.
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Good morning. Do you have enough meat for all the cheeks you desire?
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This show is a MESS and I haven’t watched an episode yet
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Annie Drea has some beautiful male friends I just wanna say.
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I’m not filthy rich rn I can’t fucking breathe 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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A lot of these boys guilt trip women into having sex with them too. So many women end up complying because they’re afraid of the consequences or feeling awkward. Especially when it’s in a space that they’re not familiar with.
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Not to suck my own nipples or anything but I would also be shocked at my beauty upon meeting me for the first time. Congratulations to all involved ❤️🔥
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Ima need some dick in this box. Or whatever Roddy said.
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Posting partners isn’t for everyone. Some people do, some people don’t. Be with someone who shares the same views
#AskOloni
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I get suspicious when random women request my insta page. I probably slept with him, and?
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If you haven’t asked me to be your girlfriend, I’m single. I can’t come and kill myself for situationship.
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