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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
🤤🤤🤤
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
Hoovering the dishes
@weedthotss
Weed Thoughts💭🍁
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wyd after smoking this??
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
Wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy there heartbreaking stuff
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
A freak with strong teeth n bones
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
The games of psych my friends be playing definitely do not have answers like this anyway hahahah
@ebaird66
𝔼𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕟 𝔹𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕕🦋
5 years
Rachel is trying to spell volauvent
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@Shane_B99
Shane
7 years
I watched a 14 year old walk into sugar without gettin hit for id I’m 18 and got turned with my own ID what an actual joke
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@Shane_B99
Shane
4 years
Shocking I’m gonny spend nye in my room on me own
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Wheetabix in a fucking cup hahahahaha
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Feels so good to get shit off ur chest and talk about your problems and realise that there’s people there willing to listen to u no matter how big or small your problem is there’s always someone willing to help, anyone that just wants someone willing to listen to their problems.
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
Shout out to all the single parents on Christmas doing there best to keep their families happy
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Why does this make someone a cunt??
@piaras_casey
piaras casey
6 years
Cunt that wear green the day before paddy’s day are the worst type of cunts.
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Who’s looking to go steady then
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@Shane_B99
Shane
4 years
Said no one ever
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@Shane_B99
Shane
4 months
@bennetts_ The ones inbetween ankle and the long ones are perfect
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
He’s been dead about a hour ahahaha what like
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@Shane_B99
Shane
2 years
The Führer hahahah galliaghs the maddest
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@Shane_B99
Shane
4 years
Imagine planning on drinking and choosing a box of magners
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Missing Ava and Nina Kraviz because I need to save is not fair 🙃
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Me the whole way through abducted in plain sight
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@Shane_B99
Shane
7 years
Someone telling you you're in bad form when you're not just automatically puts you in bad form fuck aff
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Ariana grande literally has no relevance to this story, I despise the sun newspaper
@TheSun
The Sun
6 years
Ariana Grande's ex-boyfriend Mac Miller has died
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Think everyone should sack their private story’s and just put it on their normal story’s seing as no one cares anymore
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
Why do sandwiches always taste nicer when someone else makes them for you
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Incorrect
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Do Ye ever find something out and just be proper raging
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@Shane_B99
Shane
4 years
How do you forget you’ve a child in the backseat like, someone you’re supposed to be caring for I genuinely am baffled, RIP 👼🏾
@therealkimj
kim
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We live in such an evil world. I’m so heartbroken over this baby girl she died alone and scared in a 100 degree car because her adoptive father “forgot” she was in the backseat #SAYHERNAME #KATERAJENKINS
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@Shane_B99
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6 years
Anyone wanny go steady??
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
How leonardo Di Caprio didn’t win an Oscar for the wolf of Wall Street is actually beyond me what an actor he is
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
When do I get a blue badge en?
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
I’m sorry but this is the most retarded thing I have ever read what even ahahahaha
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@Shane_B99
Shane
4 years
Lethal imagine how buzzing at post man must’ve been after this
@jayfarnold
Jay Arnold
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She learned to sign so she could speak to the deaf mailman. ❤️
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@Shane_B99
Shane
2 years
@rondex7 @StoolFootball Hahahaha mate ur actually tapped hes got his cock out in the middle of a bar and you think thats okay because the women doesn’t have a problem with it 🤣🤣
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@Shane_B99
Shane
2 years
@SheaHugh1411 @NYKchazza Nah it was your results from each weekend that month accumulated into monthly rewards
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
Special place in hell for people that spoil tv shows actually get a grip of yourselves
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
My exact thought after every night out
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Anyone else chat pure muck when they’re monkied
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Being a jealous person is grim as fuck
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Help a man out 🤷🏻‍♂️
@ShineBelfast
SHINE
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@Shane_B99 150 likes on this tweet and you've a +1 on the Nina Kraviz guest list for tomorrow night... wouldn't see ya stuck
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Why’s he riding the box of chocolates hahahahahaha
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Here come the shower of “Derry’s gone to the dogs” tweets until something good happens and Derry’s back to being the best place in the world
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@Shane_B99
Shane
7 years
This is why I despise cultchies 🤢
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@Shane_B99
Shane
7 years
I dunno how 15/16 year olds afford nights out and how there mas and das actually allow them to go to night clubs it’s actually madness
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
There’s definitely 100x more drama with we girls
@kaylaMcla_
kayla McLaughlin
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Wee boys ain’t worth the drama they come way
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Eats everything for the bunker on the 29th is gonny be unreal
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
My mommy told my we sister to get off her PlayStation and go play outside so she took her PlayStation into the back garden hahahaha
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Story’s travel sooo fast in derry it’s scary
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@Shane_B99
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5 years
That psych game is serious craic
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@Shane_B99
Shane
4 years
Gutsy knows the craic
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
I talk soooo much shite when am drinking ahahaha
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
It actually melts my brain that parrots can talk like what the actual fuck is at about
@katielouis6
katielouis6
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Gonna do a thread of my parrot:
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Mind in summer everyone thought bottles of shite we’re going up to 11 pound and how raging everyone was about it hahahaha
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
Got hit for ID buying a scratchcard there now won on it and then went back to cash it in and got hit for ID again hahaha surely I couldn’t look that young
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
Hahahahaha 5 grand note catch yourself on ya header
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
Keepin er lit through this lockdown 😎
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
Rap music is 🐐 don’t care what anyone says nothing will change my mind
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@Shane_B99
Shane
7 years
Nothing I hate more than slow replies and being blatantly ignored 🙃
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
Worst thing I’ve ever laid eyes on
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Why do capri suns taste like shite now?
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
If my da tried to walk into my life at any time in the near future I’d just laugh at the cunt
@megan_brads
megan
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Boyssss can ye believe I’m going to meet and talk to my da for the FIRST time in my entire life, is this actually real life Merry fucking Christmas to me
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Seeing videos of at timmy trumpet concert is making me want to project vomit like aiden did in the metro
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Fed up doing the same shit day in day out I live a boring life
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@Shane_B99
Shane
7 years
I really don't understand how someone could dog a person they say they love it's actually beyond me 😶
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@Shane_B99
Shane
7 years
I’m probably the worst person at keeping conversations flowing just dunno how to do it
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@Shane_B99
Shane
7 years
Dunno how people can leave the house without brushing their teeth it's madness like
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@Shane_B99
Shane
7 years
Fair fucks to jika jika for pulling in amazing names just hope in the new year they can pull out a new venue obviously there’s not much to offer in Derry but surely there’s somewhere bigger than sugar
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@Shane_B99
Shane
4 years
Mackle’s ain’t even worth the drive and if ye say it is you’re lien
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
Actually disgusting person that done it needs one right between the eyes the rat
@PSNIDCSDistrict
Police Derry City and Strabane
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Public Protection Branch Detectives appeal for witnesses following a serious sexual assault in Derry/Londonderry last night.
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Very possible to do both to be fair
@ryanmcginn123
Ryan Charles
6 years
Attention: stop filming your whole fucking night out and have a laf with ur pals x
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Shane
6 years
Culchies are the worst
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
I’m a fussy cunt so my Christmas dinner always looks shite hahahahaha
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@Shane_B99
Shane
3 years
Driving through letterkenny and I’ve seen the same boy copy n pasted at least 30 times what a dump
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Sam paganini in the bunker is a cert
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
Proper weird when ye have a dream about someone and you start to proper fancy them
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@Shane_B99
Shane
7 years
People can’t complain about waines going to Carl cox when it’s 16+ it’s like complaining about them going to belsonic enol the last few years
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
Would love to know how people’s doing 5k in under 20 minutes holy fuck
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
No ones hearts be breaking for homeless people when the weathers sweet wonder why?? 🤧
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Summer in the park is actually the best hahaha
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
fuck off hahahahha
@MeRiceBowl
RiceBowl Derry
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CLOSED: We are closed tonight because Mr Chang has gone on the sesh Sorry for any inconvenience
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
When ur mas in a bad mood the whole house has to be in a bad mood
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Sitting in a class not having a clue what ur teacher is talking about and not getting along with that teacher is absolutely brutal
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
Aye do it
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Genuinely wouldn’t mind a bullet to the skull right now
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
There’s not much better than when you’ve been out of the house for a few days and seeing your dogs reaction to u getting home the buzzing they be enol lethal
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Fake news
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
Why has this blown up so much ahahahah
@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
🤤🤤🤤
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@Shane_B99
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6 years
Vodka is the devil sir
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@Shane_B99
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5 years
If this ever happened to me I think I’d be the happiest person alive ever
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Lie telegraph building shites all over it
@Seankelly_16
Sean Kelly
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The bunkers the best venue of all time
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@Shane_B99
Shane
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*ice cream van sirens go off* Me: Mum can I get a 99er Mum: There's choch ices' in the freezer Me: Welcome to your tape
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Jika jika should have a proper send off for the bunker when the time comes and let the fans choose the headliner, just a thought
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@Shane_B99
Shane
3 years
Black outline on the tick is just so much nicer
@bennetts_
Bennetts
3 years
2011 v 2018 🤔 Which Nike Air Max 95 release do you prefer?
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Jika jika festivals on and it’s a bank holiday weeknd and am sitting in all weekend my life has hit an all time low
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@Shane_B99
Shane
5 years
Something so therapeutic about this video
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@Shane_B99
Shane
4 years
If you’ve ever stepped foot in argyle street you definitely don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine
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@Shane_B99
Shane
7 years
The line up for I’m a celebrity get me out of here this year is a joke
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@Shane_B99
Shane
7 years
Whys people that have just turned 18 complaining about others asking for ID when a few months ago you were doing the same?
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
Think I lost my job but Nina the night anyways for a quiet one, anywhere hiring too?
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@Shane_B99
Shane
7 years
There’s actually nothing I love more than seeing people getting sickened on Twitter it’s actually my favourite thing ever ahahahaha
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@Shane_B99
Shane
6 years
🤤🤤🤤
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@Shane_B99
Shane
7 years
Sugar ain’t half as bad as everyone makes it out to be
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