Met a woman holding a sword in the lift, and she suddenly squatted down and said in a very low, very soft voice to the sword, "MUMMY LOVES YOU THE MOST".
(This quote is modified from what others have posted on the web)
I give up when I feel like it's hard to translate the meaning accurately...even with deepl...I'm afraid of having too many weird problems with the translation...(⁰₀ ◔ 3◔`)