Fat Girl Romance Writer
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A fat girl who writes fat girl romance—the Black kind. Your Favorite Writer’s Favorite Writer. Sweet and gentle. No, you can’t. Philly to Baltimore
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Sasha clearly has plans that don’t include the rest of her family. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I don’t know why unemployed people getting temporary money to survive triggers so many folks. It’s very disturbing. It’s like anything that takes away the feeling that they’re better than someone else leaves them unsure.
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All I'm reading is that law enforcement can find people when they... actually look for them??
Nine bodies from missing persons cases have been found during the nationwide search for Brian Laundrie
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You did. But he liked it. And gon do it again.
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Billy Porter did an incredible interview recently where he says, “I’m done with teaching moments for folks who don’t want to learn nothing,” and... yeah. That’s about right. That’s where I’m sitting.
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As TV couples go, Kyle and Max were top tier lol. Fun, and funny, sexy and stubborn and stuck on each other.
When I say I want enemies to lovers….this is the type of romance I want 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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We should all have someone who loves and feeds us like Katherine's husband 😍😍
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“How did I love you this week?”
What an amazing question.
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The greatest "I'm dead and I know it" moment in cinema history?
The greatest "I'm dead and I know it" moment in cinema history?
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I've said before that we need to be more comfortable giving people the help they ASK for, not the help YOU think they need. The latter is ego. It's not kindness.
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Don't just thank Black women.
Respect Black Women
Protect Black Women
Hire Black Women
Pay Black Women
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Be who you are. They’ll either want it or they won’t. Stop auditioning for these niggas. I’ll knock all this shit over.
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I heard “I Invented Sex,” today and every time I remember what a complete vibe that Ready album was, I’m pissed at what an absolutely awful human TS turned out to be.
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I hate people bringing up diseases that slender people can get also to scare fat people.
My mama ain’t fat. Ain’t never been fat. You know what she’s had since I was 12? Diabetes.
I’m the fattest fat bitch in the land. Been fat 30 years. You know what I don’t got? Diabetes.
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Meg was showing off the youth of her knees and doing her homework between shows. How did you end up with a trauma?
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Cut one more fucking bra on my TL. Cut one more!
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HAVING YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DIE OF DYSENTERY AND LOSING THREE OXEN TO EXHAUSTION BEFORE YOU FINISH THE TRAIL!!!
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98% of all dating advice is trash. Most of these people walking around in relationships just got lucky. That's why the advice is so contradictory and baseless. They can't tell YOU what to do, bc most of them don't even know what THEY did.
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We don't talk enough about how "Don't Disturb This Groove," is one of the greatest songs of all time, in any genre.
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I’m sad Chloe and Halle didn’t win though. I mean, “Ungodly Hour,” and their tennis court really kept us during this Peter Pan; their performances helped us push through. They deserve something for that.
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@glamhergirl
If Keri starts throwing in the songs she wrote, and not just the ones she sang, she’s got a strong catalog.
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A lot of are y’all ugly on the inside. And condescending. And self-righteous. And elitist. And rude. And THATS why no listens to you. Not because you’re a nerd, or an independent thinker. Or “bucking against the status quo.” Because you’re ugly. On the inside.
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Do two kegels and press on the clit. A receipt should pop out.
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I’m about to run and do a Target pickup. Why I just sat here and said, “I don’t really need to be going out this time of night.” Yall it’s 5:30 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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There’s almost no amount of careful that will stop a man who’s intent on harming you. They overpower you. They have their way. Constantly saying be careful when 1) we are and 2) most of the time it doesn’t make a difference is a slap in the face.
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People constantly say, "this doesn't happen," when they really mean, "I've never experienced this." It's so fucking irking.
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I’m not very deep into this Meg situation but I will say this: it hurts and angers me to see Black women picked apart and questioned all the time. When she lost her mother, people questioned her grief. When she was doing homework, people questioned her commitment to her studies
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Sisqo: My Girl is cheating on me. I don’t know what to do. 🙁🙁😢😢
JD: If you want to dance, I can make you dance...
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Shoutout to black ass books. To black ass romance books. To black ass romance books written by black people.
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Women who swear don't give a fuck.
Write that down.
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Get off of Rihanna, Rubberband Man! Go hug your dictionary.
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Shoutout to the dads in the QTs like, “Nah. We’re at everything.” Lol.
On another note, as a childless aunt, dads like Akon are why we fill in so many gaps.
Akon defends Nick Cannon having numerous kids with multiple women, says events with children like dance recitals aren't important:
"That's a White man's thing. Who gives a f*ck about a recital?"
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Wish my cookie was filled with nut 🥺🥺☹️☹️
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Remember to be kind to each other today. Mind your own body. And your own plate. And your own romantic involvements. And your own reproductive system. Stop invading peoples privacy for entertainment.
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But why do all this when you could just find a woman that doesn’t require you to give her anything? Why try to break *her* established boundary instead of finding someone compatible to yours?
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I hate when people say, “you can’t take a joke,” just because someone recognizes that you told the “joke” to be cruel, and not to be funny.
Because now you’re insulting my intelligence.
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@MIZZ_GOODEN
I don’t know why people surviving would make you upset. I just... it’s madness.
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Conversation overheard between mother and son.
Son: It’s Friday. Friday is when the kids go to work.
Mom: Work? Doing what?
Son: Since there’s no school, kids have two days to teach moms and dads how to be a kid again. That’s why we go places and do stuff.
Y’all. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Anyone working customer service for five minutes will tell you that a smooth 86.4% of the time the customer is dead ass wrong.
“The customer is always right” is one of the dumbest statements ever uttered
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12 strokers stroking
11 pipers piping
10 legs a shaking
9 orgasms daily
8 moufs a moufing
7 sperm a swimming
6 eggs a waiting
5 NUVA RINNNGGSSS!!!
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They oversex the fat girls to create an air of desirability because they think their fat body takes that away.
Making the cute fat girl character overly horny and filthy.... we are not like that at all!
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What y’all doing? I hope not being mean to each other.
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I want yellow sweatshirt to put me through the floor though.
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Are Jada’s hugs gonna be for hip-hop what Iverson’s hugs are for the NBA?
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And don’t come over here talking about risk factors and whatever your doctors office poster told you unless you want to fight.
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Would you rather be:
Pumped full of cream like a cannoli
OR
Decorated like a toaster strudel?
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Now, she was assaulted, her life endangered and people are picking that apart too. Now her politics are in question. Her allegiance. Her pain. It’s so angering. And tiring. That young woman was victimized. And hurt. And you idiots should be ashamed of yourselves
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Today’s lesson: I want what I want. Stop trying to give me what you want me to have.
I am not accepting less simply because you want to give less 😭 are you crazy?
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I had a mean partner before. I didn’t want him to be mean to me; I never wanted that. But I was so eager to be partnered that I let him. I didn’t push back against it. I thought if I showed him enough kindness he’d stop. Or if he saw how it hurt me, he’d stop. He never did.
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Coochie and chaos. Hooha and a headache. Vagina and vexation, if you will.
In your relationships what do YOU bring to the table ?
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Y’all. I got keys. Its really real. I. Have. An. Apartment.
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76.4% of Joe’s songs are about somebody else’s girlfriend
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Ladies. Babies. My beautiful loves. When you’re lotioning your body, a few drops of lavender or tea tree oil in your moisturizing cream will help keep the bugs off you.
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A fat bitch’s worst nightmare at a barbecue.
The fat bitch is me. I am her.
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"Would you love me if I was a floor lamp?"
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Yes. Bc if you need time to collect your thoughts or temper your anger before continuing you can say that. The silent treatment as a means of freezing your partner out when they need to communicate or as a means of punishment when they don’t communicate to your liking is abusive
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Y’all. YALL. Today was the annual BHM Booklover’s Breakfast sponsored by Mahogany Books and the Pratt library and the special guest was Walter Mosley. I met THEE WALTER MOSLEY today.
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I’ve been listening to 16 Carriages on repeat.
Also—Black people! Don’t over complicate the Texas Hold Em line dance, whenever y’all come up with it. Cause that Tamia one has caused enough division in the community.
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The diagonal taste better. And has more sandwich. I don’t know how. I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏾♀️
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@KadijahChloee
When there is nothing defrosted, I wanna fight. Of course I live alone so I have to fight myself. But still. The anger. 😡😡😡
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Hey my people. It’s the 5th. If you’re a member of something where you need to skip the month, do it now. ✊🏾
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My gran passed away last night. Hold tight to your people man. Fuck cancer.
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So… I wrote a brand new romantic story. It’s coming out in three days. I’m so very excited about it. It’s sweet and passionate, and even funny. 🥰🥰
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Brutal honesty focuses mostly on the brutal part. You want to work out your unresolved ambivalence/ dislike on other people by pushing them around. I don’t trust anyone who relishes the opportunity to be unkind.
I don’t know why complete honesty needs to be brutal, ever. There is absolutely a way to give appropriately-timed, necessary, kindly-delivered, complete truth.
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Many of us have been doing it so long we’re not even completely conscious of it. It becomes reflex to move a certain way so as not to risk having to interact with them too much.
Women have to rearrange our whole lives and daily routines just because men refuse to not be violent, perverted ass creeps. Madness.
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This poor baby. I hope she can find her joy again, whatever it is. ♥️
Naomi Osaka said she will be taking an indefinite break from tennis, and that the sport was no longer bringing her joy.
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Please, I just... I'm fragile right now.
This is heartwarming, but kids being hungry is something that makes me cry every time.
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Man. “I’m unhappy,” is a valid reason to leave anything—a city, a job, a relationship. Anything. Life is too fucking short. And happiness has to worked on. So if you doing the work, and you’re still UNhappy, change whatever you need to change. Whatever.
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Naw that’s quotations
Quarantine is when you have four offspring in a single birth.
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Please don't learn to live with it. You deserve a partner that's kind to you. Respectful, tactful, gentle. And a lot of men who convey aggression with their words do it with their hands not long after. PLEASE don't "learn to live with it." 😐😔
men are not women. sometimes when they talk, it’s gon sound a lil aggressive. learn to live with that if you want a man.
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Janelle throwing ass, Victoria Monet throwing ass, the Renaissance tour done started. It’s really gon be a summer of body rolling in dresses with no panties.
I’m definitely getting a girlfriend.
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@asj519
What's funny is that the dancing is why I don't follow him lol. THAT'S what annoys me 😂😂😂
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“You don’t need the directions, huh? Just gon figure it out. Okay 🤷🏾♀️”
Black people don’t make fun of you. They just describe exactly what you’re doing in a questionable tone
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The loneliness. The alone-ness. Nobody really prepares you for the moments when you HAVE to face the world alone because there's no other choice. When you have to push through because nobody's coming to save you.
What’s the hardest part of being a real adult? I used to think it was bills but those are so routine at this point.
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How are my beautiful fat girls doing? Remember to take up all the space you need, today and everyday. I love you!
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@prime_bee
@chrissyteigen
Lmaoooo. Stop judging me. I saw a picture somewhere and thought it was cute.
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He still acts. Drake has been nothing but a character Aubrey plays lol.
Imagine how much Drake must hate acting to never have gone back
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To All My Beautiful Fat Girls:
We keep each other going on here. Sometimes we all we got. I love y’all so much. Take up all the space you need, today and every day. Wear the cutest clothes. Fluff your hair. Shake your ass. I see you. I got you. Happy Valentines Day.
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I’m a rub them ears and tell him he handsome and them little Nike shorts coming right down.
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@itslinzzzz
It’s where I am right now. The joy of not having to share anything is so crazy. Like. This is my world, and no one enters unless I say so. And no one stays. It’s glorious.
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You took your mama’s whole face, baby girl. 💜
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Kenny out here disrespectfully calm and offering shade disguised as encouragement. I'm inconsolable. LMaooooooo
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I follow a lot of people on Twitter who are good at discourse, who make their points eloquently. I admire them.
But I see the way some of you treat those who don't articulate as well as you do, or as you think they should.
I see you. I see you.
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