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“One day we were born, one day we shall die, the same day, the same second… Birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it’s night once more.”
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This whole thing about them wanting us to believe Pantami is a changed man after holding Salafist views is quite rich coming from a demographic who have refused to accept the idea of an Igbo presidency off the idea of a separatist war that happened over fifty years ago.
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@LolLawStudent
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In Scandinavian countries where great strides have been made in the gender equality movement, research has shown that as both sexes become equal, choices of profession differs... There, women tend to go towards humanities, and the men, towards STEM fields.
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Gunna and Rema, you guys got me through this period.
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Rema’s bag is so deep. Look at how he owned BNXN’s own flow.
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You know what's mad? Two days ago, we remembered the victims of the genocide that happened fifty years ago, and here we are, with the president who, by the way, fought in the same war, referencing it to threaten citizens of the country he governs.
You can't make this shit up.
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@akoko_akuma
😂😂😂
Be like say Bob the builder wey dey build relationship no complete building project wey him start o.
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I regret studying medicine. And I deeply regret studying medicine in the University of Jos.
Saw someone tweet that they got into med school in 2017, and they're done now. Fuck.
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Picture threads everywhere but we can't join because God made us for observation and not participation 😭😭
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Really, doctors should fight for the release of their colleagues. And it starts with an indefinite strike action. At some point, if the government wouldn’t take us seriously, we have to take ourselves seriously.
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It’s a joke that the FECAMDS national convention went on like nothing happened.
We really have no sense of collective conscience in Nigeria.
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Two months since the
#LekkiMassacre
happened. May the souls of the departed rest in peace.
#EndSARS
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"children should be taught how to think and not what to think."
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Wizkid mouth fit don dey pain am with the way I dey play frames and balance 😭.
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In simpler terms man said “WTF?!”
Even as I am still studying the 2024 fiscal budget as presented to the National Assembly last week, I cannot wait as I am compelled to ask : what is exactly wrong with us as a country?
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10,000 naira to Jos ke??????????????
I paid 8,000 on Wednesday last week, bro. Wtf??
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"carry me dey go. Jehovah, carry me dey go my husband house" is such a catchy song... I'm sorry 😭😂.
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Someday, I will love me. Until then, I will keep on watering the remnants of this garden where our love once sprouted, hoping that the setting sun lingers, just so our love can grow again.
I’ll righteously protect this pot you reached into my chest to mold with such precious…
Writing prompt: Someday, I will love me until then...
Let's go. Let's go.
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This country is too fucking useless… wtf?! I just bought light and I can’t believe my eyes.
I buy light, but my meter still dey show red, come dey fucking beep like say bomb wan explode. You go think say na 1k light I buy. Dfkm.
God go punish all of Una wey vote this nonsense.
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It’s fun to mock chosen today because they’re speaking pidgin in those testimonies. But really, that’s how many of you sound too, but this time, in a ‘finer’ setting, and properly structured English.
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A big thank you to those who wished me a happy birthday. Thank you all.
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Abi kin pe wizzy 🕺 🔥
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In a land of SARS, and a time of Buhari… the destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young city. It's name… Port Harcourt.
Abeg PH, make Una no fall hand today. Them must hear us!!
#SARSMUSTEND
#SarsMustGoNow
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Today, I remember Mrs. Bridget Agbahiwe who was killed by a mob who accused her of blasphemy just because she didn't allow someone perform ablution in front of her shop.
I remember Mubarak Bala, who as an atheist, was arrested and charged with blasphemy... I wonder, to what end?
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Black women what? Isn't this body shaming the white model??
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Man, this Kaestrings guy is a proper, proper artiste. His art is so refined… this is music, man.
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Person get Benue man and Kaduna woman blood, and una think say Igbo woman go do am anything?? LOOOOOL.
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Woke up thinking of the lives lost... RIP to my heroes, heroes of our democracy 🕊️🕊️🕯️
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A soldier’s job is often a thankless one. Their death, usually just a statistic to the general public.
But these are real people. They have their own dreams, fears, aspirations and families. 2day, Nigerians say thank you for your service and willingness to pay the ultimate price.
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"police dey come, army dey come. Seven minutes later, all don cool down. Police don go away , army don disappear. Them leave them regular trademark; them leave sorrow, tears and blood."
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I swear, it's his replies that are sending me! Confidence, man.
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You're starting, my boy, on life's journey,
Along the grand highway of life; u'll meet with a thousand temptations - each city with evil is rife.
This world is a stage of excitement, there's danger wherever u go; but if u are tempted to weakness, have courage, my boy, to say no!
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ASUU, please, I'm giving you guys today to call this thing off. My faith's almost as gone as Mane's hairline.
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600k is good salary by any metric in Nigeria.
You are a big boy. You are earning 600k per month. 😂
It’s only $600 per month 😭😭😭😭
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"Human rights na my property. You can't dash me my property."
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For all of ASUU’s faults, weaknesses and lapses, they were absolutely spot on about the government being responsible for tertiary education. Yet, they were made out to be the bad guys in this case, even though they needed our support.
See where we are now… damn.
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See, WizKid was disrespectful for starting an album with 'Jaiye Jaiye'. That jam is just too damn good!
Once there's a saxophone playing on a track with Wiz, you aren't touching him!!!
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Duncan mighty dey burst my head, man. What an incredible track!
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Angel Gomez next time he meets TB Joshua after getting injured again.
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Everyday spent in this country feels like a day well spent in hell.
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Me cleansing my TL tonight because... Omo, the devil really works hard in the night.
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🔥
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It’s interesting when I see chiefs talk about “learning anything outside of medicine” so as to make good money as doctors.
Isn’t it absurd that we’re still tasked with trying to fend for ourselves? Instead of trying to adjust, why don’t we stand up for ourselves & demand better?
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What I find crazy is that instead of us to start thinking of ways to join the NLC and increase the pressure on the government, many of you are here denigrating the efforts of organized labour.
How many times Una dey even get the light Una dey complain about?
Nonsense.
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Many federal universities don't pay up to N50k as school fees, but, yet, you still see people defaulting with payments.
Recognise your privilege, and be grateful for it. Privilege isn't a bad thing. But don't claim to not be privileged to push certain narratives... It's stupid.
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You want your parents to cut you some slack as you grow, but don't you think you need to cut them some slack also? They had no guide but their own upbringing. Worse, they too were growing while trying to raise children. Don't you think that they were also struggling to figure
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Buy 3Kg and get an extra kg courtesy of me. Best deal out there.
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For med school, e no get how you fit read pass babes. Everything dey their jotters.
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Bro, school no be scam at all. Education has taken people to heights they never could’ve even imagined, talk more of attaining said heights.
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@dababywithaS
This is a reoccurring theme in the study of medicine all over... It's a sad thing to see and relate to.
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Hazard - assist
Courtois - clean sheet
Benzema - back amongst the goals
Mendy - assist
Asensio - just great having him back.
Today was a good day at the office
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You people should beg ASUU to call off this strike, please. I can't spend my 18th birthday in this house.
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Today, let's remember;
Leah Sharibu - who has been held hostage because of her faith.
The chibok girls - their crimes being that they were young girls who just wanted to learn.
The victims of the Lekki toll gate massacre - who were murdered brutally by the military for wanting.
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Nathan dey school, him no know say JEDC dey do am barna 😂.
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The greatest sacrifice ever performed. The greatest sacrifice I've ever known. The greatest love ever shown.
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They didn’t care when it was Kajuru, or Kauru, or Birnin Gwari, or Zangon Kataf, or Kagoro. Neither did they care when it was Bokkos, or Mangu, or Barkin Ladi. They so didn’t care when it was Gusau, T/Marafa, or large swathes of Niger. Tbh, it’s not now they’ll start to care.
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Day I'd tweet something and someone would tell me "delete this", Omo, you'd have to come and collect my phone to delete it.
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Can’t believe you have to tell people that they should be by their wives during labor.
Like, what else should matter more to you in this life???
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My younger sister just uploaded a picture of her and a man on her WhatsApp status with the caption being '❤️'... I can't breathe.
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Guys, I'm looking for a sugar mummy. I have a track record of doing my utmost best in matters that involve coitus. Even if you're looking for a platonic relationship, I'm fine with that. I'm open to travelling anywhere to avail myself.
DM for CV
Pls RT, help me find my customer.
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Can’t believe they went on with that convention. The fuck?!
Can’t believe their colleagues are going to school, or, at the very least, taking half the day off school. Hello??
Ridiculous that the NMA, ARD, and MDCAN have still not put out any statement as regards the kidnap.
Joke.
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Lmao. Look at plateau sitting pretty.
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Sometimes, privilege affects the way we see the reality of others.
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Frank Ocean did something special with Novocane. Music that reaches the depths of your soul.
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