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"What's your love language?"
ALL.
Every damn single one.
Touch me. Gift me. Reassure me. Spend time with me. Do thoughtful things for me. 🥺
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"All this bamboo bussin,
and all I wanna do,
Is buss in you ♥️"
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Nobody does things for clout more than a parent in front of their little friends 🙄
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Waiting on ya team to decide before buying party tickets is rel failure.
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*Puts "mechanical experience" on resume*
Employer: What exactly did you do in mechanics?
Me: clean and reassemble a lasko fan..... down to its motor
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Hey future husband, I'll never make you feel like you can't exhibit certain personality traits because it's not seen as "manly" and I promise to always have you feeling like the King you are. TTYL ❤
P.s. Just don't horn me, cuz I'm stabbing.
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If my husband tweeted like Safaree, saying getting married was his worst life decision AND then gaslighted me, I will simply become a widow.
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Me: I have no cash
*Man still wipes windshield with dutty water*
Me:
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When you wanna try shower sex but does still bathe with bucket.
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A lil horn I pelt years ago and like karma can't give me a break since 😂😂😭
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Been mad at my bf whole day. Then he offers me ice cream. I'm not one of yuh lil friend. But yes please, 2 scoop Hagen dazs with waffle cone.
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I'm starting to like Trinidad dancehall WAAYYY more than Jamaican. Issa whole vibe 😍
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Looking for persons between the ages of 20 to 60 years for an advertisement. Compensation will be given. Acting experience a plus.
DM me if you're interested!
Signal boost 📣
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Why is Kamla on twitter? And worse yet why are most of her tweets about discrediting the current govt..... being the Opposition doesn't mean oppose everything........
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*During sex, going along with the motion*
My brain:
"more zessin, less stressing
MORE ZESSIN, LESS STRESSING
MOOREEE ZESSSINNN, LESSSS STRESSSINNNN"
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I refuse to spend 20+ years working an 8 to 4 job I hate, for the sake of just money. Time for that long gone 🥴
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Committees!!!!!
All that party and party yall wanna throw. How about an adult island crashers. Oh shit man. The public has been asking for it for TOO long.
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I want some more girlfriends but I'm so scared of the shakiness of my own gender 😅
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National Boyfriend Day 💖 (Dont look for the rest of his head, he ain't christen yet)
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Dawg, I now remember I was so dronk in soaka that I start to cry cuz my man wasn't letting me hold his dick 😂😂 wdf. I'll never drink puncheon again. STG!
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Sat in my shower and ugly cried for a solid half hour. Up to now the only thing that has happened is somebody talk to me a lil rough. Period emotions are THE WORST.
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I honestly find it rel beautiful that all over my timeline people sharing all their Nai stories. What a guy! What a way to be remembered 🥰🥰
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It's crazy that so many Trinis don't recognize and appreciate how rich our traditional culture is compared to most of the Caribbean. A tragedy really.
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What all girls really want: Food, sex, attention, consistency, romance, choking, a serious suck toe and respect
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Is it too much to ask to just have someone cuddle in bed with me and rest their tool on my back? That's all I want though. No sex. Just some gentle tool placement and body warmth.
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Imagine this man going to work and whole dick head printing out in his khaki pants. Then they wanna know why gyal does beat their man.
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How my bird go wanna hold hands in public boy? I find that rel disrespectful.
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Attempted coup underway in Venezuela right now. In case yall care
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Smh all my birds does just wanna drop tool. Ogosh drop a lil flowers for d dawg valentines nah. 🙄
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Really contemplating having a girlfriend at this point cuz girls so pretty it's insane but I like dick so bad. Ugh.
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I cry so easily it irritates the FUCK out of me. I'm a bad ass mamas who can handle herself but them tears have me looking weak af. It be your own tear ducts 😔
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"Uwi student pepper sprays female member of group who he's doing a project with"
Lol. I understand. I completely understand.
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Just wanna like somebody enough that I won't cringe when they try to hold my hand.
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STOP LETTING PAST EXPERIENCES INHIBIT YOU FROM TALKING OUT YOUR ISSUES WITH YOUR GF/BF. A RELATIONSHIP PROSPERS THROUGH GROWTH AND COMMUNICATION. ONE SMALL ISSUE AND YOU'RE READY TO RUN. YOU'RE THE TOXIC ONE. USE YOUR WORDS. K. Bye.
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I like PDA to the point people feel uncomfortable 😂 ion care, suck meh face.
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Somebody pointed out that the colonel's head is on a stick man body and I can't unsee it. 😭😭😭
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Honestly all cardinal points good besides West and Edinburgh 500.😓
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Always the guys I not physically attracted to, that give me the energy/effort I want. Like damn, where my handsome baby at? 😭
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Imagine somebody feel they manipulating you but you manipulating them to feel like they manipulating you. Honestly some fellas so dumb. Yuh not smart 😂
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Do men not feel your body tense up with their unwanted touches?.... or they just don't care?
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I need more friends yes. This 2/3 friends thing really nuh working out.
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I just got accepted to do my dream masters and literally sat and cried for 2 minutes 😭😭😭 shit just got real
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It's so rare finding male friends who just wanna be friends and not trying to jam. Such a blessing. 🥰🥰
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I send my pops a rude cartoon video for kix and he reply with a video on how to pray 😂😭
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Yall still allowing yourselves to be in man/gyal drama in this good 2019. Tragic.
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Primary school: Vet/ anaesthesiologist
CSEC: Politician
CAPE: No clue
College: A pimp
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Saw a cockroach in my apartment... tried to kill it and it flew and disappeared... I have to move out now. Man is shit.
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Bringing everything or nothing to the table, man will still horn you. - Rupi Kaur
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Imagine during my breakup discussion with my ex I get a rambo knife point up in my face and homeboy threatening to hit me a right hook. Lol. Single crew. Where yall at?
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First thing I'm gonna do when I find my soulmate is give him a hard tap. So long you have me waiting boy?!?!? 😡😡😡😡😡😡
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I watch girls waaaaay more than I watch men. Just a setta sweet gyal everywhere 🥰🥰............ dick for life tho
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No man ever gonna make me feel less than again. That's a promise.
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What ever went on with the girl who's catfishing her little sister? WHAT WENT ON SIS?????
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I promise everything happens for a reason. There's no way certain people and conversations and experiences are aligning themselves by coincidence in life. Trust in the master plan and ALWAYS claim what you want because NOTHING is too great
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From today I've decided to embrace my fat. Tired of pulling in my stomach for these dusty bitches out here. Love the fold or buss out.
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@TrinisWe
@DrinkMilkyDaily
Idk man. Forget Subway and add in royal castle honey mustard and japs garlic sauce and you have magic.
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That first sip of hennessy always go straight to your vagina. Welp
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TBH if I horn a month into the relationship that don't count. I was just getting accustomed to the new arrangement.
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Blunt... Rolled
Wine..... Chilled
Sushi... Ordered
Love and greetings.... plenty
This birthday is turning out quite nicely. ❤
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Hey guys. Flirting doesn't ONLY mean sexual innuendos 😊 do better.
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I get some of the sweetest wine from ugly men so I just stop look back. We doh watch face, only......
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Anybody that posts spoilers I'm reporting yuh account for bullying. I don't care. Yes. It's that important.
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BMT I thank God everyday that time has weeded out the shitty people in my life and I have friends that genuinely love meh 😭
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Getting to work with Spice, Sean Paul and Shaggy 😭😭 Jamaica different 🥰🥰
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Now studying that everything happens for a reason and when I find the real LOML he'll be better than all my exes and that right there is A WHOLE BLESSING.
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Have to be a special breed of evil to kill a woman who's 8 months pregnant.
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Yk how parents love to give you the phone to talk to somebody you don't want to. I now do my father the same thing and he's fully upset 😂😂 Nah, your time now.
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I hate when jobs try to bully you into a smaller salary 🥴 have a conscience nuh 🙄
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Why do people feel because you get in a relationship that they hadda slow down talking to you or inviting you places?
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Don't ask for my number off of a business premise, then message me for unrelated smalls. I'll be the most boring person you've ever spoken to for spite. HMU when you serious cuz NOT ENOUGH MONEY MAKING
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Last day of the month. Time to drop all that negativity and heaviness you were carrying and see the coming month as a doorway for new beginnings and experiences. Life is too short to waste time and emotions on eediat.
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