So our 2 rumoured to be a gay couple actors of MediaCorp, they were sat across me at dinner today, they arrived separately but get this they both carried the same Goyard (I Think) clutch ….very unbecoming
So after the gay next door 'So Uncle' my heartland wear last weekend he was very impressed today... he said in mandarin 'Wow Fairy Lady Descent To Earth'
Co worker said I can use his laptop (to Google)
I type C and CONDOM TO BAREBACK appeared as his last search!
I pulled off my reading glasses and have him a penetrating look
I got a rather good looking guy attached to me today…asked him a couple of ‘test’ questions during lunch and I can confirm that he is as straight as my penis
Bff no 1 said cannot meet because he got a fuck and now he is saying can meet anytime now because his fuck just cancelled on him.
What?! he thinks I am just sitting around waiting for him like I got nobody to do?
Ok no time to tweet getting ready to meet bff no 1 now
He turned up wearing a cap and face mask
We sat down, masks off and I went (in my head) Oh hello good looking
He took off his cap
Oh my gay fairy! This guy he gets better looking each time he took off something
I like Asians born and living in ang mo land because they are easy to bait and fuck ...local Asians? be prepared to answer 101 questions and send blood/cum/pee samples before they agree to consider if they want to get fucked
I hate it when I am asked the exact measurement of le penis but I found the solution yesterday, took a pic of it next to a starhub remote control and sent
He was fulfilled
Date did not want to talk about his work, his coming out or the pandemic so I figured Sex let's talk about sex and when I asked
So you managed to fuck a lot of guys from Grindr?
He said Too Personal
Old friend: will you let me suck your cock ?
Me: wait what? Aren't we over that by now...I don't think I....
(Shoves a bottle of poppers to my nose and down came my zipper)
So I got a You Have A New Friend message from Line App today, it was the plumber from yesterday. Nothing out of the ordinary expect his display pic! It is a picture of his arse in a G string!
Now instead of
Seek?
TOP or Bottom?
How big is your hole?
It’s
Have you been to Wuhan/China lately?
Fever?
cough?
Flu?
#SexJustGotEvenSafer
Totally affecting the way I Grindr
And we have another applicant, 38 years old and during the short 20 mins job interview he mentioned he was from Raffles Institute 3 times...
I marked an X against his name
So this guy gave me a tour of his room on zoom and I was like ‘are you sure it is not a hotel?’ This guy He interiored it to make his room look like his fav hotel room complete with minibar and tea pantry!
Outdoor sex is really only a turn on when it is spontaneous...let meet tomorrow @ the 3rd bush on the right next to Anal Road at midnight? No not as sexy