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Star wars VII; the force awakens
Star wars VIII; the force sits in morning traffic
Star wars IX; the force faces employee evaluations.
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@SaeedDiCaprio
@ScottWamplerRIP
He unblocked himself from accounts that had him blocked previous to the buyout too. Dude is petty in a way that prevents him from ever aspiring to real coolness 😭😂
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IT'S HERE!
You can support queer horror cinema for a very modest amount of money! I am so excited and blessed to be directing this feature, and we're SO close to having the full budget but we need a little shove over the edge. Help us out?
THE BLUDGEONING - working title
We're making a horror-comedy film set in Salem, MA
www.indiegogo.com
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Hey here's a thread of advice that they didn't teach you in school but you definitely needed to know
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@benshapiro
Ben; "Confederates are a tiny minority give them representation!"
Also Ben; "LGBT is a tiny minority ignore them completely!"
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@GrimDay70
@TheOnion
It's always "they make fun of everyone" until they make fun of you, huh? No chance there's any bias here though, no sir. Just an opinion I'm sure, nothing to investigate further here 😂
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I’m an ordained minister in Maryland through the Universal Life Church. If any queer folks would like to get married before SCOTUS potentially tries to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges. I’ll officiate and sign your marriage certificate for free!
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If you're ever embarrassed about how down bad you've been in the past, I would wager you've never been "pity blowjob for a horny single billionaire" levels of down bad.
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I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones w
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This shot took me out to a nice dinner, made me feel heard as a person and then fucked me. This is my walk home tweet, heels over my shoulder as I feel confident and sexy
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Greta GerwiG
Capitalize the G in God
Capitalize the G in God
Capitalize the G in God
Capitalize the G in God
Capitalize the G in God
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@PlAClD_
@gothmanclique
Why does this remind me of people taking photos with a tiger or something?
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Dakota Johnson did the 50 shades movies, got her bag, and has been doing amazing performance after amazing performance in great movies since. She's too cool.
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James Gunn is gonna give us a superman that makes me beam ear to ear I can feel it. A superman that loves flying, that helps save kittens from trees and smiles at bad guys instead of scowling.
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@K0ntraband
@ChrisRGun
Homie I've been subbed since 2015 as well and Chris is one of the most consistent people on YouTube. I don't agree with some of his takes but I can see he's stayed consistent.
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I could write a video essay about the first 12 minutes of The Suicide Squad alone.
@JamesGunn
you inspire me.
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The second evolution of f*ckboys are called "Hemingways" and they get fake deep and claim scotch as a personality trait.
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If your significant other makes you feel bad about being you, why are they significant to you? Take a significant hike buddy.
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I'll never forget when
@SLNTPLNT
slept over in my apartment in 2015 for uprise fest. They had me drive straight to the casino and their drummer made enough at black jack to pay to rent my van off of the $20 door bonus. Absolutely Incredible.
@SilentGarrett
got me dinner too 😭😭
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Someone asked me if I'd date a cam girl/someone that sells nudes. Do you not get that I love cinematography, I'm gonna make sure she's getting great angles and really nailing visual storytelling. I'm gonna be her editor AND color grader. She's gonna be the Chris Nolan of nudes.
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Good morning Twitter; I'm tweeting from a girls bed in Towson but this is not the story you're expecting.
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Can I get a, uuuuuuuuhhhh
person to funnel my love and support into that isn't going to waste my time or abuse my generosity?
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I'm
⚪️ gay
⚪️ straight
⚪️ bi
🔘 I'm sleeping on your folk's porch again, dreaming
She said, she said, she said, "Why don't you just drop dead?"
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Uncle Ben's killer from Spiderman looks like all 4 Impractical Jokers if you combined them into the same person.
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Rotten tomatoes, a reviewing aggregate website that does NOT give scores to movies, has joker at 77%.
This means that 77% of reviewers that saw it would recommend it. It doesn't mean the joker movie went to school and got a 77% on it's SAT score.
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Going to see Dark Phoenix at Alamo Draft Houses just to see
@patrickhwillems
X-men video before the movie is this generations Meet Joe Black/Phantom Menance situation.
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Then she kisses me and she's cute so I'm into it and bada bing now I'm in her bed trying to sneak out before catfish wakes up and that's how I ended up in a strangers bed after getting catfished on tinder, I'm never dating again.
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This is 100% wish fulfillment and whoever did this is my hero
Canadian eatery puts tiny chairs around the little ‘table’ that comes inside pizza boxes:
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If Fallout WV doesn't have a martinsburg map or DLC it's a bad game because martinsburg is basically already fallout in real life.
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@patrickhwillems
finally releasing his inner Tom Cruise is exactly as pure and raw as I'd imagined it.
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If you start Africa by Toto at 11:58:33 the first thing you'll hear at midnight is "I bless the rains down in Africa" and what a great way to start off 2018 if you ask me
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"Canonically Black Adam and Shazam can speak perfect Klingon thanks to the wisdom of Solomon" -
@Harlack
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It's raised AF but holy shit. I'll show it healed in a few weeks!
@jackblack
you're on my fucking leg dude!
@amandagravestattoo
on IG!
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Both of these people are toxic stop dating people like this 2k18
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"Hey dude I'm thinking about switching to a Samsung phone"
1/3 you defini
3/3 love mine
"Hey actually Nevermind"
2/3 tely should i
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People: you look thinner!
My girlfriend: you look thinner!
The scale: I am the immoveable harbinger of your failure, I shall not be moved and I will reflect the same numbers week after week. Your sweat us my water and your tears are my wine. Weep and sweat, mortal.
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Someone yelled out of their car "The Last Jedi sucks!" at me while on my hot girl walk.
So the score sits
TLJ fans - take hot girl walks, big W
TLJ haters - act like wee little babies, big L
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I can't fathom being a trans kid today. Look at this messaging. "I hate you for who you are and I hope a school shooter removes you as my problem". What else is a kid supposed to take from their elected leaders (the adult for the adults)?
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Does 21 pilots guy have tattooed hands or are they just supposed to look like he just worked on a diesel engine?
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Stop saying "how have you not see _____ movie" and start saying "would you like to watch it with me? It's important to me" and watch someone fall in love with movies instead of making people feel bad for missing out.
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Apparently we can only quote tweet today, I wonder if retweet only Twitter is doing okay or if original thoughts are scaring them
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YOOOOO isn't this where Anikan and Padme got married?
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Last night I got 15 drunk dudes to move an 800lb hot tub over a fence and into my yard without a single injury, and I'm putting that in my resume.
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My aunt: you know the chances of your band selling even 50 albums is low without help from a label. Making it in that business is a million to one
Me: we sold way more than thay pre orders and we've been streamed in 17 countries over 6000 times since the CD came out.
My aunt:
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Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York city?
Hey
Hey
Hi
Hey
Hello!
Hey
Hey
Bitch
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Just looked up my cramp symptoms on Web MD and it turns out I'm on my period.
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My mom thought the Incredibles was called Family Force 5 and I was like hold up, wait a minute
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Fav this and I'll DM you the movie I think should be recast with you in it. If you haven't seen it, you have something to add to your queue 😎
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Me: *I was homeschooled*
"But you're so normal"
My therapist: "hahahahahahaha"
Me: "hahahahahaha"
My internet persona: "I can capitalize on this for a small dopamine hit in the form of a joke on Twitter because relatable" 😈
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Welp my sister got covid so maybe now my crazy conservative Christian family can SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT BEING FAKE AND WEAR THEIR FUCKING MASK
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Coming from coked out emo Hugh Grant this is probably a compliment
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My dad is retired now and he makes my mom's breakfast, warms up her car, scrapes the ice off, and writes her a short love letter every day.
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My dad forgot I was sleeping over and I coughed and he came running into the room, shirtless, holding a baseball bat. I almost got beat to death by a 70 year old marine tonight for real.
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Sex is cool but have you ever left a party early to go home and slip into your baggy depression tee shirt and watched TV with someone that tells you you're cute? Cuz I want that.
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In case you wanted to know how useless movie pass is now, the dude that stole my wallet left my movie pass card.
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I have a date tomorrow with a total babe and I'm stoked because we're just ordering pizza and watching Parks and Rec. Go ahead and make your bare minimum twitter jokes but this sounds so much better than a weird stressful date 🤷♀️
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When you're upset with someone, write them a letter. You never have to send it but getting your thoughts out of your head helps you process them. Same if you're in love with someone. Just get it out, save the letter, and if you feel the same in a week, send that bitch a letter.
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Hook. Fight me.
What’s a critically reviled film that you think is great.
Not like, “it’s a guilty pleasure”, but a movie you’re like, “what is wrong with everyone? This is good.”
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We've bullied anti-vax parents so much that their kids are vaccinating out of secondhand embarrassment. We are memeing the world into a better place.
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Just a reminder, Hindi big budget action movies are as good as american big budget action movies now.
#HrithikvsTiger
War looks like Hobbs and Shaw and I love it.
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As a kid you think of yourself as a Jimmy Neutron but when you're grown you realize you're way more of a Carl
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Her dating profile said "Parks and Rec is life" so I messaged "RIP Lil Sebastian". She replied "lol what?"
It's just not meant to be 😔
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Anytime someone starts talking down to me about star wars as if they're the biggest fan, I like to tell them my mom has seen every single one in theaters since opening day 40 years ago.
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Me when I meet someone that's definitely going to waste my time and ghost me
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It's my "actual" birthday tomorrow and I'm so ready for everyone to like this tweet so I can DM them something I love uniquely about them.
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