sugar&spice
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Nairobi, Kenya
Joined August 2016
Achraf Hakimi gives me another reason not to get married to a mama's boy.
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If you think Arturo Román in Money Heist is annoying, you haven't met Louis Litt in Suits.
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How do I explain Ugandans that this is a building in Githurai?
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I would rather starve to death coz no way I am eating that brown thingy😂
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We have starlink now, all we need is a cheaper mobile money transfer system and we wave good bye to Safaricom forever!!
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This pink splash will attract slay queens to maandamano 😂
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I know age is just a number, but a difference of 12 years? and Achraf Hakimi is just 24, married to a 36 year old. I want to hear Kibe's opinion on this. 😂
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What took Jackie Maribe so long to let us know she was with Mike Sonko the night Monica Kimani was murdered?
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Samidoh ni wale ma-uncle hukuomba CV and then they never pick your calls😭
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My message to Hassan Mugambi, even with evidence presented, deny deny deny and deny again!
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Imagine huku ni Gatundu 😂😂 wale wa "si mko kwa serikali" the floor is yours.
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All I have to say to Millicent Omanga is, EVEN WITH EVIDENCE, DENY! DENY! DENY!
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Stop taking your children to boarding schools at the age of 9. Especially one gender schools. Sasa kijana amekaa na wanaume wenzake from class 4 to form 4. And you expect that child who is now a man to interact well with women? Nyinyi ndio mnacreate hii rainbow community.
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Hii matope ndio inafanyanga nisiende Nyeri as much as I would love to
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This guy is always a bad character in all the TV shows I have seen him in.
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Hii neti sijui hukua ya nini but no way I'm accepting a replacement without it😂
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26 on 26th😂. God has been faithful. Happy birthday to me 😍
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Avoid people who are always walking around with their chargers, they can sleep anywhere.
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Kwani uko na sungura kwa keja?.
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Maisha imepanda hadi chipo mwitu are no longer affordable.
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Nowadays you reject a man, then he updates the status with a picture of his wife and daughter.
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Unfortunately Ayub Abdikadir will be absorbed by the government. President William Ruto does not like honest questions.
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Kuna mtu aliseti my neighbor on the weekend.😂 His girl hukua job Nakuru, so on some weekends yeye huleta tudame. Last weekend akaleta kamtu alafu sijui ule mwingine alijua ajy. Akakuja in the middle of the night. The guy was refusing to open the door so dame akavunja dirisha.😂.
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Hadi Alfred Mutua akarudi shule wagraduate pamoja lakini wapi!! 😂😂😂 Women deserve _______
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Hii Ovacado nimeuziwa 70 bob ati juu ni ya kisii so lazima ni tamu. Hiyo bei Iko sawa ama nimegongwa ???
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When the doctor says your plate should contain more greens
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Someone should kidnap Shix Kapienga ndio katupee siri ya kuremain young forever. How is she 36?😂
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Dj Brownskin is an accessory to suicide. He is guilty of involuntary manslaughter. Domestic abuse. The fact that they were kids in the house, also child negligent and Endangerment. Nimeacha charge gani?.
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Just saw this. I will keep on saying teachers hukua the most negligent when it comes to taking care of students. Utapata huyo nurse na mwalimu nobody held them accountable. Probably will just be transferred to other schools waendelee kuua watoto wa watu. So sad.
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Only those who went to Catholic schools know this is a big L for the students. I think it is the fact that they never become mothers that's why they are so ruthless and merciless when dealing with students. This is the reason why I Chose Tumutumu Girls or Bishop Gatimu🥺.
Congratulations, Sister Jane Mmbone, for your appointment as the principal of Mukumu Girls High School. We shall support you
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With one bullet left, and a target secured, give the order to shoot one. Who will it be? . Aturo (Money heist).T-bag (Prisonbreak ) .Tariq (Power).Ramsey Bolton (GOT)
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Good morning. As you go to Church today. This is a polite reminder of how Christianity was spread in Africa.
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If her pu**y is sweeter than usual, then she has been somewhere else. With someone else. Who made it swell.
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Pale high school ukiwa umebeba Avocado security ilikua tighter than hii ya Eliud Kipchoge
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One day my brother got suspended and lied to my Mom that he has been sent home coz hana uniforms. So he stayed the week and my mom bought him another set of uniforms. Siku ya kurudi my mom was working so she thought juu ni uniforms, it is not a big deal🤣 and set my bro to. .
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Ukienda kwa nyumba ya mtu uone some weird medication around, just Google it. Nimewai ingia mahali nikaona tablets hapo akasema ni za home kuingia chrome napata used to treat something I definitely didn't want to catch.
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Unaeza patana na chali akutreat poa. Akupeleke pole pole ukidhani ni heshima upate kumbe ni keja hana. 😀.
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If you could only play ONE song by Michael Jackson for the rest of your life, which song would that be?
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Pia Amerix akiwaambia starve to death a good number of you will do it.
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Naeza pata wapi mwanaume faithful, ako na pesa na akue m-handsome??.
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Kuna mjinga anakulana raw sai even after kuskia Kuna shortage ya ARVs 😂😂.
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The most evil man in the world: JOSEF FRITZL. Josef Fritzl kidnapped Elisabeth Fritzl his own daughter and kept her in captivity for 24 years in makeshift cellar. He continuously sexually assaulted her and the result was Elisabeth giving birth to seven children.
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Ni Character mgani wa Bible unaona ni kama alikuwa Mkenya?.
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But how did we Kikuyus heal from 2007/08 PEV and forget the pain? . I blame Uhuru Kenyatta. #FufuaICC.
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Marafiki wenye mko na magari muache madharau zingine, sasa kunisalimia na honi unataka nijibu kwa kunyamba au? 😏😏😏.
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How does a sane person record another person committing suicide? And that person is your wife? The mother to your kids? What has this world become?.
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Hio bitterness ya MJ started when my uncle didmed. Who I lived with hapa Githurai. By then I was taking my finals pale JOOUST. My uncle had been at KNH for sometime. He got Covid-19 akiwa huko private wing. So the bill had accumulated to almost 5M juu ya ICU.
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Normalize letting your friends smash you if you're single. It won't cost you anything at all😊😊🤣🤣.
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