Nothing Dey piss me off pass “women go Dey there?” or “if I come, you go find woman give me?”
You’re a grown ass man bro. Learn to enjoy a trip or get together for what it is. Why do you need to feel like your fun lies solely in the availability of women?
In 2024, please STOP telling trip organizers to get you ‘females who are willing to be intimate with you’ before you sign up for a trip.
We’re not in the business of facilitating such arrangements, thank you.
So you’re telling me oxlade performed an exclusive song for COLORS?? As in, it’s not a song he already had and went to perform on COLORS?? An exclusive COLORS joint?? Oh the guy is really really good.
Girls do not be getting the hint bro. You always call me and I don’t pick up. You’ll see me in person and complain. You’ll call again and I’ll ignore again. Then see me in person and complain again. Same cycle since last year. You’re not tired??
DeJ Loaf’s new album ‘Sell Sole II’ drops tonight featuring Big Sean, Sada Baby, 42 Dugg, Gunna, Rick Ross, Benny, Conway, Boldy James, Lil Uzi, 6LACK and surprising not Ty Dolla Sign
Pretty face, fat ass, funny asl, updates me in real time how her day is going, and she replies faster than the speed of light. Yeah my house witches them send this one
“Watch how women treat niggas they don’t want near them you'd understand that that nigga who wants to be friends and is given a chance might just be your replacement”
Would never forget the day this girl told me she had Down syndrome
“Pascal I have Down syndrome”
“OMG I’m so sorry. How’ve you never told me this”
“Idk I’ve just been feeling down a lot lately”
Ah???
The way an old friend came through to my ends yesterday to let me know he finally made it into the police service so I should hit him whenever there’s an issue. I’ve been so excited and humbled man 😂
It’s time I accepted that my ego big pass anything. But on the lighter note, it saves me from a lot of embarrassment because brims dey fit make you do some really disgusting things. This ego the only thing keeping me in check.
When we speak about worms in your tummy, some people think it's some microscopic type of worm, as small as germs. Nah bro, It's actual actual worms. Deworm today🫵🏾
Yesterday,a patient walked into the pharmacy with complaints of abdominal pain and an urge to vomit 🤮. The pharmacist asked him when last he dewormed himself and said it’s been years . He was prescribed vermox to use . He took the medication last night and woke up this morning
Normally, I would say I don’t have a type but I be lying. Petite women will be the death of me lmao. But I don’t have type still. But petite women still. But yeah, no type.
Sometimes, I wish my niggas were as carefree as me especially when it comes to dealing with women. Because edey worry me if I see some of the things boys dey entertain from women in the name of feelings. Edey worry me waaaah.
Was about 2 months into NSS when this dropped. Real life problems was new to me. This album took me through the pain and confusion because everything I needed to hear to know that my problems were normal, It was in this album. Really grateful.
Almost every Ghanaian creative in the fashion industry had that goal of wanting to becoming like Virgil. He is the blueprint. Big inspiration. The influence was very evident.
“I used to have a crush on you” be the most useless piece of information I ever hear for my life inside. What are you expected to even do that information? How are you supposed to respond to that information?
“Chairman wossop”
“Oh boss you you be the chairman”
“Haha see you. Why you wan laugh me”
“You Idey look up to. The women all dey your side”
“Idey beg. Idey gnash. Try then throw me your women some”
“Oh idolo. Make you no talk this. Your women plenty already”
“Haha. Bad man”
So if you’re in the gym with your woman and you spend the whole time there coaching and smacking her ass, when are you going to do your own workouts?? Abolish gym couples. That shit don’t work.
This be why people saying heartbreak was their gym motivation Dey funny me. Because real heartbreak will have to convulsing, running a high temperature and throwing up. How is that motivating?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo OnLifers… Hennessy came through with their Africa Cypher as they brought out the hottest rappers to deliver their most heated verses.
And this year they featured South Africa’s very best, A-Reece.
Peep
@reece_youngking
’s fire 🔥verse right here.
#HENNESSYCYPHER2022
I'm advising all backbiting and wack fighting is not exciting do the right thing and the icing on the cake, Jah go enlighten his followers and surprisingly, you go be blessed -
[Jupitar - Enemies (ft. Sadkodie)]
The most painful part about heartbreak is the fact that you have to wake up and go to work everyday like nothing happened. You aren’t physically sick oo but emotionally downcast😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You started the remix of an original song you did with Sarkodie with the words “And the original wasn’t parping enough so I had to do the remix”. And Sarkodie wasn’t on the remix. What were you expecting?? 😂
Shackles by Mary Mary is a really great song. Song so great, if sampled on a joint, the joint is automatically 10/10. See what Stormzy did with it. See what Lecrae just did with it.
Herh
So as Stonebwoy de come drop Album.. where stonebwoy ein fans dey?? Or BhimNation nor get fans for social media??? Like SarkNation for help your man promote ein album err
Aaaww aaww
These same girls them go make shy if you want fight trotro driver because he scratch your car for Spintex road. Me too I’m shy that you’re fighting at bloom Sweedharte, when you finish fighting I’m outside.
I'm in an abusive relationship with my barbers. Ghc50 for a haircut really really start dey hurt my pocket but those sons of bitches get my hairline. Sigh
Those weekend nights in the gym when you’ve slept and eaten good earlier in the day, you show up to these metals all refreshed and shit like that. Gym almost empty. Energy music blasting through your pods. The weights move very different. These are the moments I live for.
Do you love this shit?
Are you high right?
Do you ever nervous?
Are you single?
I heard you fuck your boy is it true?
You getting money you think them bitches you with is with you?