Hon. Ssemujju Nganda - 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓭𝔂
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Within my first 90 days in office as the President, we shall have Idi Amin’s statue at City Square — looking very big, beautiful and elegant. This will be done in the remembrance of his good leadership and service to this nation.
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Hello
@mtnug
&
@Airtel_Ug
, please note that by the time someone call 100, they want to talk to a Customer Care Adviser not listen to those unhelpful instructions. If you can, please give us another number for direct calls to advisers to save our time...
Copy to:
@UCC_Official
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The street is not for the weak.
#SityaDangerConcert
is almost here. Let's go support
@AlienSkinUg
on 9th June.
See you there!
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Today I have not heard any update from
@KagutaMuseveni
regarding his COVID-19 situation. Is he okay?
@DianaAtwine
, which variant is he suffering from by the way? Is it Delta, Omicron, Alpha, Beta? Because, the country need to prepare accordingly.
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What a show it was😌
We shall dedicate this Friday to the long sleeve shirts. Let's see how you look in the comment section⤵️
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During the burial of Hon. Kato Lubwama, Mr. President
@HEBobiwine
deliberated on strong and smart, resilient and relentless policies through which Ugandan artists can leverage on to ensure the industry remain strong & vibrant for socioeconomic transformation - not the handouts!
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The Best President Uganda has ever had. I know this annoys Mr. Museveni and his family, but let them die with it.
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Best photo of today. Retweet until the rightful audience receive the message.
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My Christian friend was telling me earlier this morning that God came to the rescue of Israelite after 40 years of suffering in Egypt. In Uganda we still have 3 more years to make 40 years. Will the God of Isaac, Jacob and Abraham do the needful thereafter?
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While on a Boda boda, avoid as much as you can having conversation with them, some boda riders are security operatives gathering information for the state, while others are on other missions. Be vigilant, be safe.
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I feel this guy is a Ugandan. Give him a name from your clan.
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A principled man, a visionary leader, a true commander with a mission to better the lives of Uganda. Show some love to
@mugishamuntu
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20K Retweets for the man Ugandans voted for several times. Show him some love❤️
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Amidst all the challenges, you still made it. Congratulations Mr. President
@HEBobiwine
. I just pray and hope they don’t close or revoke license of
@CavendishUg
after giving you this award.
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As we plan to celebrate the
#HeroesDay
at
#FreedomCity
later on today, other than
#SityaDanger
which some good friend of mine from Kamwokya shared recently, can someone share more of
@Alienskin_ug
's songs please.
#SityaDangerConcert
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There's one thing that I honestly know hurts Ugandans especially those who use Northern Bypass in Bwaise, Entebbe Road, and Jinja road. But they don't want to talk about it. Imagine being in traffic for about an hour waiting for someone in Mbale to first pass.
📸
@DailyMonitor
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It's been a while without hearing from the most outspoken
@PoliceUg
Spokesperson, Emilian Kayima. Where has he gone riyale?
@AKasingye
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Stealing the village drum is easy but finding a place to beat it peacefully is the problem. ~
#AfricanProverb
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Small Business Owners, share your business fliers, you may get some clients here today.
Good luck.
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Show some love to the man Ugandans overwhelmingly voted for in 2021 to lead them. Retweet till it reaches the dictator.✌️👊
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If you see this post on your timeline just retweet till it reaches this gentleman. I would like to meet him in person.
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My heart bleeds. Anyone with a lead to this family? Maybe we can see how to support them.
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Drop your business flier. Let's see what you are doing today and how we can support you. Follow
@YouthBizExp
for more business tips.
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In the next Exhibition, I pledge my full participation. Because, what is this?
@SpireJim
@GodwinTOKO
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Parent: I sent you tuition using a different number, hope you received it.
Student: e’Kizibu mwogela late.
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Not your usual hungry youths in the streets. These are mature Ugandans who want to see the best in their country.
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What did we as Ugandans learn from the 1789 French Revolution? Because, it seems like we're living in the same era. Who will be our Gen. Lafayette? We need to end this kind of extravagance.
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What a day it had been! So many comments in the notification section, so many DMs... But I will create time to respond to those that I can before bed time.
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The items for Karamoja will need to go to Karamoja.
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He can make a good president.
🚩! False. It's funny. But it's true.
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What has your boda guy told you about this vehicle?
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Dear medical interns, mark their faces, record their names and the keep the data sheet. One day they will come for your service, just remember the days while on the street and do the needful.
A word is enough for a wiseman.
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The next big discussion on the floor of Parliament should be about the
#MinimumWageBill
& I hope it gathers the same energy as that of
#AntiHomosexualityBill
. Ugandans do not only need protection from cultural erosion, but also better pay to improve their standards of living.
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All these are not about the future of
@FDCOfficial1
, it's about the future of Uganda. A political party can die, UPC has died, DP has died,
@KagutaMuseveni
was in UPM - where is it now? It's not political parties that are important. It is the country and that should be our focus.
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Happy birthday to my friend and my brother,
@kizzabesigye1
! Grateful for all you’re doing to build this country back better. You're such an inspirational leader whom many look up to in search for a better governance.
Enjoy your special day Dakitaali! 🎉
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What do you do when there is nothing to do?
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Even with this clear information, the proposal felt on deaf ears, and the Budget was passed as it is. I don't know whether some Honorable Members are in
@Parliament_Ug
to represent
@KagutaMuseveni
or their voters.
Cc.
@kizzabesigye1
@mugishamuntu
@PatrickAmuriat
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No free food • No importation from other districts • No reading speech from a notepad. This is an authentic gathering of organic supporters.
The future that we hold is so unclear…
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I have been asked to share this on my timeline for Ug Gen Z. Retweet for them to prepare.
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Other than
@ntvuganda
, the rest of the media houses are showing only arrests to intimidate the young people from actively participating in the demo. But regardless, we move. Let’s do this lads.
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I just received this from
@Airtel_Ug
a few mins ago. They are promising improvement. Anyone else who has received the message or they sent it to me only.
#MTN_AirtelExpo
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Mark their faces, note their names, keep the record. We shall use them very soon and they won’t like the consequences.
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If you’re new on my timeline, hit that follow button.
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His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hajj Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.
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The long awaited day is here, I believe that we can heal this nation & save ourselves from exploitation. It's time to open our eyes & see. All we need is you & me coming together. We need better services as citizens. With this, I therefore declare the Expo open!
#MTN_AirtelExpo
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Retweet till it reaches the poorest person in Uniform
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Museveni has finally declared war on the citizens of Uganda who don’t have arms, all they have got is their voice to speak against corruption that is costing taxpayers, trillions of shillings & deteriorating life. For that, they will now be killed by the regime.
#March2Paliament
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The difference between this camp and the other one is that, here supporters are artificially motivated (see boba guys on reflectors) while the other side it’s purely natural love for humanity, no alcohol, no free fuel. Once again, love wins🥂
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… and on this day in 1944, Uganda’s problem was created.
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Country men & women,
From reading all your comments, I can tell that we need some cleanup in telecom companies. On the same note, I regret to inform you that we won't do an Exhibition, but instead an Exposium. Let's expose the dimwits
#MTN_AirtelExpo
Cc.
@SpireJim
@GodwinTOKO
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Unlike in Kenya, Ugandans are really good at photoshop and that’s the end! Thank you for showing up our good designers 😂😂
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We all need a soul to rely on, a shoulder to cry on, and a friend through the highs and the lows. For you will never gonna make it alone. It's time for oppositions to start planning a single candidate ahead of 2026.
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UNEB EXAMINATIONS IN 14TH OCT. 2500
Qn. Why did Gen. Salim Saleh transfer his capital from Nakaseke to Gulu? [25 Marks]
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Saddened to learn about your demise. You were such a great asset to this nation. Till we meet again, Peace be with you my brother Tamale 🙏🏾🙏🏾
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#Day1
Key Issues at
#MTN_AirtelExpo
1. After a number is disconnected, where does the airtime or money in the line go?
2. Data & Voice Bundles expiry?
3. Why charge 1 sec to be 1 min?
4. How far with the shares people bought? (
@mtnug
)
5. High Data Depletion Rate.
@AirtelUGMD
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The 11th Parliament died the day Rt. Hon. Jacob Oulanyah died. He would not entertain this nonsense. He would rather direct that this money be given to support some hospital somewhere in Kisoro or Mityana.
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Good morning!
I think
@UCC_Official
has been quiet enough about the matters at
#MTN_AirtelExpo
- and this is very disappointing. Dear Eng. Irene K. S. (
@UCC_ED
) Ugandans want to know why their funds are deducted by
@mtnug
&
@Airtel_Ug
without clear reasons.
@SpireJim
@DrOtileUg
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When public interest is not given priority by the government, you end up with a rotten system. The failed Health sector has increased the burden on the already struggling taxpayers in the cost of treating government officials abroad. Let's fix it now.
#UgandaHealthExhibition
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Classroom collapses on the pupils in Tororo District as Speaker of
@Parliament_Ug
,
@AnitahAmong
enjoys $4,000 of tax payers money on luxuries per day.
@BarackObama
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A man caught stealing banana pleaded to be forgiven. He told villagers that he had spent a full week without eating anything. What would you do if you were to judge on this case?
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Some kid drew this, what is she trying to communicate exactly?
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As a
@NUP_Ug
supporter, what is stopping you from organizing yourself and storming this place in big number? It's the fear in you that is delaying removal of the dictator. Let's stop the hashtag and do the action.
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People have said a lot about me, people have enjoyed my speeches, and others have gone to the extend of advising that I need to write a book about myself. So inspiring and motivating.
But, what's that one thing you will always remember me for?
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Я на стороне России и Путина, что бы ни говорили другие. Путин борется за права народа России и за интересы россиян. Это дух национализма, любовь к своей нации.
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It's not easy to rule over millions of people who hates you. So, you have to ensure total protection when going to face them publicly.
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As people of Kira continues swallowing dusts, Museveni gives a brand new car and Shs20m to the new archbishop of Archdiocese Of Gulu, as it were in the beginning, is now and ever shall be…
Amen 🙏🏾
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I understand the economy is doing bad but a government vehicle dirty like this should not be on the road.
If you agree with me, retweet until it reaches the Ministry of East a African Affairs.
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Can someone help and interpret for me🙏🏾
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Kyla Stone once said, "If only closed minds came with closed mouths." 🤭🤔
UG 0297H, omwana
@HEBobiwine
yeyagalidde mu gavumenti ya muzeyi! Where would he be without Sevo banange!
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It is the young generation’s task, to reignite the true engine of Uganda’s economic growth — a rising, thriving middle class. The best way to do this is by supporting one another in what they are doing. Share your business flyer, you may get new clients here.
Follow
@YouthBizExp
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The final stage in a dictator's regime is when the justice system punishes the "rights" and protects the "wrongs". Fellow Ugandans, it's just a matter of time.
📸
@SpireJim
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Uganda’s problem in one picture 😂😂
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We cannot end corruption in Uganda if an MP still need to spend over Shs500m in order to win an election instead of voters spending on him, we can’t improve service delivery if people still have to pay money in order to get a government job. It’s a sad reality, it’s emotional.
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As you go for prayers today please pray for this country, maybe that will solve the whole problem. 🙏
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Fellow country men and women! Time can riyale fly, 2021 feels like just yesterday.
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Where are the geniuses? 😂
Let's find X, show your working.
Good morning friends!
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Leave alone Hooozambe, here is another hit song of this century 🎶
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Massive turn up for message of change. ✊🏾
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Good morning fellow citizens, where are trading from today? Drop your business flier in the comment section.
Do well to follow
@YouthBizExp
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This photo was taken in 2027, from Kigezi during one of the AFCON games.
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First, I felt like slapping someone then thought twice about their mental health after the slap and cooled down my temper.
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On Monday 3rd July, we take to the internet a mother of all Expo, till these companies addresses the issues of data expiry, why 1sec is 1 min, and regional service discrimination among other issues.
Official
#tag
is
#MTN_AirtelExpo
Copy to.
@UCC_Official
Good Day.
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I would like to congratulate
@NUP_Ug
upon this achievement in such a very short period of time. Just this structure has weakened
@NRMOnline
people like
@HuduHussein
and
@DaudiKabanda
. They are yet to come to terms with reality that development is possible.
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Should I also run for presidency in 2026? 🤔🤔
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