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Imali, chelete, cheddar, zaka, inyuku, idolla, rherheba, dough, bread, cheese, paper, loot, moola 🕯
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A faked a whole relationship for two years so I could have a place to stay.
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What a terrible day to know how to read.
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“I tried calling you on Thursday”
Nigga, it’s December. When the fuck was Thursday?
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You all say this until your friend dates one of them.
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Looking after your girl's every need during her period is an underrated form of intimacy.
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Men in women dominated fields 🤝🏾
My homegirl broke up with her man. I asked why, and she said sometimes you get tired of being with a man who only looks like he has it together online but not in real life and is always asking and begging you for things. Taking care of man is like taking care of a child.
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You can only call it Entanglement if it's from the French region of Entanglé, otherwise it's just a sparkling affair.
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Atlanta and Insecure. Top quality shows made by extraordinary black people. We need to see more of this. Celebrate more of this.
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These are 2 of the top 3 dopest Xhosa verses of all time, and they're not 3.
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Men Are Trash Vol. 1
Hoe Is Life
Yhu Abelungu (Double Disc)
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Kim and Kanye are straight up chilling at a 8 bedroom commune on Lower Main Road, Observatory
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Tried the
#HelloChallenge
with my ex. Her boyfriend had her phone. She told him where I live.
Tell my parents I love them.
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If you're over 28, this is pretty much the move.
"Netflix and chill... forever?"
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Black Coffee wins BET Award.
Cassper is on Sway.
AKA is on 106 and Parks.
Beatenberg is on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
Clocked.
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Shap, we get it, there's nothing new under the sun - but if the idea was pitched TO YOU, you reject it, then use it later, then it's definitely stolen.
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Shane Eagle's 'Let It Flow' goes in, and the video is mad clean. Mans rhymed "Ben Franklin" with "ancestors" in the opening bar, what!?
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Growing up and finding out that juice is bad for you is truly one of life’s greatest tragedies.
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Mihlali is going to have all the lovers eating ass by the end of lockdown. Doing the Lord's work. Samthandi ❤️
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In the current world of Kanye West and Balenciaga, these are the most gorgeous sneakers I’ve seen in a long time.
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Maturity requires you to know when you're no longer wanted, and to know it without verbal cues.
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Missioning to go get the food she's craving, rubbing her stomach, affirming her importance in your life and watching sad movies.
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My liquor plug opened a restaurant. People really took advantage of the lockdown and re-upped 😭
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Women can see colours that don't exist like teal and magenta and you still don't think they'll catch you cheating? Lmao
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The best part is that she will visibly be so appreciative of your efforts. It's all actually just so beautiful. I fall pregnant every time.
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The jig is, it's really not that difficult if you like the person. Watching her all vulnerable. You, feeling needed.
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People love changing the responsibility of the clean sheet from the goalkeeper to the defender when it suits their agenda.
Virgil van Dijk has kept 3 clean sheets for the Netherlands since being named captain.
3-0 vs Portugal
3-0 vs Germany
2-0 vs France
😎
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Heartbreak is basically serotonin and dopamine withdrawals. The same hormones you were overdosing on when in love.
Is it crack? No, it’s love.
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What killed me is how Molly sought professional advice from a therapist and Issa had to call Ahmal just because of the income gap. Ahmal even ended the call with "you get what you paid for" after offering no advice at all 😂
#InsecureHBO
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Why is an alcohol-free beer not for sale to people under the age of 18?
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I haven't started working on my December body yet and it's due tomorrow.
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One day we need to unpack women’s contribution to homophobia, but we know their allergy towards accountability.
Women who think they're insulting men by calling them gay even though they have gay friends are the same as "I have black friends" Yt ppl
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She understands that her demands are sometimes unreasonable, so she will be ever more grateful for you meeting them.
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Grade 0000!? Is there a school inside the womb??
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@CarlosWavey
@khanykleee
Because the answer would be either:
1. God doesn't exist.
2. If God exists, he hates black people.
Black people are not trying to hear any of that.
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I’m so glad to announce that a breakthrough has finally come through and I finally got the job offer I’ve been looking for. I’d like to thank myself for all my hard work and shout outs to all the real ones.
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Cheating on my barber, and they just served me water. Side chicks do the most.
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I have unlearned a lot in the past 3 or so years. I actually hate who I was with the level of ignorance I was exerting onto people. The worst part is that I thought I was right.
Hate and ignorance is not a good colour on anyone.
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@senetisiwe
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It's crazy that a breast reduction costs more than an augmentation even though the former is more of a necessity for people who experience pain and the latter is more cosmetic.
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