Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡
@SecCarDontCare
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Secretary of Miseducation, ignoring actual educators since 2021. 📚 You can tell this is a parody account because it actually follows educators.
Joined January 2022
To help with the nation’s teaching shortage, I’ve proposed that anyone can sub as long as they pass a vibe check.
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Safety is of the utmost priority here at The Department ™️ . For this reason, we are banning all DoorDash and food deliveries at all K-12 schools.
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Teachers: just trust us. We definitely support you! The words in this tweet should be proof enough!.
Teachers: our students need you, and we in the Biden Administration support you.
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Teachers, .We understand the stress and pressure you’ve been through the past three years. Burnout is all too real and at an all time high. Our first activity at our back to school inservice is a seminar on mental health and pushing past your boundaries to overcome burnout!.
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You will have exactly two paid hours to set up classrooms before the first day!.
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Teachers know what is best for their students because they eat, sleep, and breathe for the kids in their classroom every waking moment! . We must trust the martyrs…I mean teachers.
Teachers know what is best for their kids because they are with them every day. We must trust teachers.
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Improving education is as easy as ABC! No, improving education does not deserve an increase in pay. We are focusing on .Academic Achievement .Boldly Improving Learning Conditions &.Creating Pathway for Global Engagements.raise-bar-lead-world”-initiative.
All teachers deserve a RAISE! . Rigorous, reflective, resilient professional practice .Authentic learning opportunities (for students and staff!) .Intermittent sick leave (but not too much!).Sacrifice & Service .Exceeding Expectations.
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If I didn’t do read alouds and pose for photos, what else would I be doing?.
This Job Is Pretty Sweet. I Just Attend a Few Read Alouds a Week, Make a Few Mild Proclamations, Like, “Children are our future, so schools and teachers are the keys to the future,” Do Zilch to Bring About Actual Change, and Collect the Checks . By Secretary of Education Cardona
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If teaching isn’t your only identity, are you truly even dedicated to the profession?.
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All teachers deserve a RAISE! . Rigorous, reflective, resilient professional practice .Authentic learning opportunities (for students and staff!) .Intermittent sick leave (but not too much!).Sacrifice & Service .Exceeding Expectations.
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Teachers, we know that mental health is a valid reason for taking sick days. But we at the Dept have a question. Before you take that day, please consider your colleagues’ and students’ mental health. Will your absence cause stress? If so, maybe reconsider your fake sick day.
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Looks like someone needs their color flipped.
Adult learners are not children. Stop using classroom management strategies during your PD sessions.
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What a neat concept!. Get rid of the counselors and allow the students to just figure it out. I love these innovative solutions to providing opportunities for increased independence. #FailureToCounsel #SchoolCounselingWeek #SinkOrSwimKids #FewerCounselorsMorePrincipals.
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School counselors are the glue of the education system and that is why I think every district should have one or maybe even two!. #SchoolCounselingWeek #GlueButLikeRunnyGlue #Budget.
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Access to post-secondary education is a main priority of the Biden-Harris team. Raising the maximum federal Pell Grant by $500 is one way we’re working to meet that priority head-on.
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Research regularly tells us that students benefit greatly by having healthy meals, regular access to counselors, and robust arts experiences provided by highly qualified educators who are fairly compensated. Unfortunately, these things just aren’t in the budget. #MaybeNextYear.
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Here’s to a quick flourish that probably went longer than necessary. #JustLikeMyCareer #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Class sizes are large and getting larger. We are elevating our problem-solving and some lucky teachers may be receiving double-decker desks soon! 🤞. #LevelUp #education #ThinkOfItLikeBunkBeds #NewHeights.
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I am so grateful for the teachers out there who are working hard so I don’t have to. #TeachersAreHeroes.
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You know what they say…Put your wishes in one hand, and 💩 in another…Then post your wishlist on twitter.
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Good job to me!.
Just a couple of things on my Christmas List: . 1. Safer Classrooms .2. Higher Teacher Pay .3. Stronger Pathways for Student Success . And the American Rescue Plan made Santa's work on this list simple. Thank you @POTUS.
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