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Neurodivergent Introvert • Gourmet • Sybarite • Podcast Host Extraordinaire • Neo-Pessimist Philosopher || Property of @SuperHyperSpaz (she WILL fight you)

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@neilhimself I want a Crowley line of houseplants and gardening kit
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@ThatEricAlper Tom Waits - Renfield - Bram Stoker’s Dracula FIGHT ME!
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What is the greatest scene where somebody walks?
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What is the greatest scene where somebody walks?
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@HamillHimself Have they approved the bill to change the state’s name to Gilead yet?
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This #BlackHistoryMonth   let’s not forget Duane Jones and @TonyTodd54 as Ben from #NightOfTheLivingDead for showing us how to be a BOSS! #Horror #HorrorNoire #LikeABoss #BlackRepresentation
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Can you name a movie you like that features a scene with snow that is not a Christmas movie ??
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Apropos of nothing, here’s that time 2nd born was ⁦ @nlyonne ⁩ from Russian Doll for Halloween🪆🎃
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@yakkopinky …now for some singing 🎶 🎵
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@DanDeckr In honour of the holiday
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@ThatEricAlper 🎵 🎶 I'm never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool 🎶 🎵
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@ThatEricAlper But let’s also address the elephant in the room
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@nathaliejacoby1 Yes. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had “Kompromat” on Ted Cruz, Sean Hannity, and Tucker Carlson as well
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@brofromanother Captain of the USS Enterprise - which is great because I already have a uniform
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@amerrill2 You should record audio in Brak’s voice retelling these gems. It will be a fucking HIT!
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Just heard someone in England refer to Trump supporters as “Trumpanzees” and that name needs to STICK HARD
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@reel_geek Werewolf
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Who would you be as a cartoon character? Reply with a GIF:
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Who would you be as a cartoon character? Reply with a GIF:
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I’m not REALLY in Hell BUT IT IS FUCKING HOT! 🥵
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@nathaliejacoby1 California and Gavin Newsom represented here so YES 💙💙💙
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#JDVance #JDVanceVP wears more “guyliner” than Robert Smith. There, I said it, I feel better. 🤣
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@ThatEricAlper Private Eyes - Hall & Oates 👏 👏 (you’re welcome)
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Me and @SuperHyperSpaz Hanging with the Gemini Killer ♊️
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@GailSimone “Gail, these new trash cans are NOT going to work out for me.”
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If @paulinaporizkov is doing it so will I - welcome to 50 #OldAndUgly
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@Angry_Staffer Did someone say SNOWFLAKE ❄️ 😂🤣
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@MissFlyByNight Giving me some Beetlejuice cosplay vibes
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@DaveC2015 Cigarette Burns
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@MarkHamill So was this episode of the Muppet Show
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@lolennui I’m 50 years old and your assessment is partially correct BUT in my experience I was drawn to Horror writers because I was exposed to Horror Movies at age 2 - the 1970s were far more permissive - and I suspect this is probably the case with a lot of my generation
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QT with the comedian(s) who helped shape your sense of humor. Mine: Bill Hicks
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QT with the comedian(s) who helped shape your sense of humor. Mine: (There's actually 3 comedians who helped, but I'm going with Martin Short).
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@ryanarey And and and - I’m sure it was intentional - but I love that Uhura’s discussions with Spock about her future in Starfleet mirror the conversations she had with MLK that convinced her to stay with TOS when she was ready to give up on it. ❤️🖖
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@TheHorrorOfChr1 I used to work graveyard shifts and loved listening to Art Bell
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When did you first see yourself represented in cinema?
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@Another4TheFire I’ll see Cameron’s Bonnie skirt and raise you an entire movie of Karen’s Christmas sweater (on Halloween night)
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Am I the ONLY one who likes pickled Brussels Sprouts?
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@ThatEricAlper When I’m Rome - The Promise
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@jsafavimehr #1 is Bram Stoker’s Dracula BUT this one is a VERY close #2
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@DeniseBalistre1 @RonFilipkowski @joseph_isador Looks like the J6 committee has sent a letter requesting that data file. This is going to be EPIC
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@Angry_Staffer I just assumed Senator Cornyn was saying happy thanksgiving TO just Ted & Heidi because it’s been clear for a long time the senator doesn’t actually care about the people living in Texas
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@LatestAnonPress @mimi828 Nestle definitely needs a reality check
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@ask_aubry Fish oven-mitts
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Nothing. I actually DO dress like this.
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Men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this
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Me vs the character I think I am.
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Birty Ditch 🔪💀🎃👻
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Me vs the character I think I am. Me as a blond would be totally weird but same basic energy lol
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From the garden this morning
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@JeffWhitmire1 I don’t know, seems to make sense to me
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@nathaliejacoby1 Yes. I’m amazed that there isn’t some kind of FCC rule to do something about media outlets used for Russian Propaganda
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New sunglasses 🤘
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I’m having a discussion with @SuperHyperSpaz about the best way to gain/lose Xwitter followers - I’m of the opinion that she gains followers if she posts these kinds of pics but she loses them if I post them (and y’all are seeing the editors version)
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@StobiesGalaxy Far Beyond The Stars is the best Star Trek episode EVER and Sisko is the best Captain (IMHO)
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@DerrickWalkerJ2 I’m going to have to be “that guy” and vote for Sheila E
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Drop something pretty. My choice is @SuperHyperSpaz
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Drop something PRETTY 😍🖤
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@Rocket_Grrrl And don’t forget this gut punch of an episode
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@ThatEricAlper Original Stretch Monster
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@trekkiebill Attention Bajoran Workers
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@StaticWarpBubbl Too bad Sam didn’t see his end coming
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@nathaliejacoby1 Healthcare in the United States
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@sadgirlcassi Best comment on that post was Taylor Swift gets more people in the bathroom lines at her concerts 🤣🤣🤣
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@AuthorGaylord David Bowie is tied with Tilda
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@ThatEricAlper Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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@TrekkieBrie Oberth Class - I hates is
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@joncoopertweets What exactly will this new Nation of Texas use for currency? Can’t really use the currency of the United States in your new country. Maybe they can convert everything to Pesos.
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