⚜️Swamp Witch🦂
@Seasheila
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Politics, pop-culture, pugs, peloton. All things absurd. Curator of broken dreams. https://t.co/hz7dUxEhVU witch. She/Her
Island of Misfit Toys
Joined December 2011
@Autarkh @kylegriffin1 If you don’t know the difference between a taser and a gun, then maybe consider a different line of work
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RT @RobertGarcia: Rep Nancy Mace just filed a resolution to censure me because she’s big mad that I called Elon a dick and that I said Demo…
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The way this makes sense
I do think if you buy into RFK Jr. at all, you're stupid not just for like a modern person but stupid for someone alive during like Teddy Roosevelt
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RT @TorreySmithWR: I'm not interested in hearing about someone not being qualified for a position for the rest of my life. There is no st…
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@JadeALawson The kennedy center will be another tarnished legacy after he puts his tacky trashy touch on it
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RT @ComRedSoda: A country founded on Native American genocide and African slavery was never a good country.
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too little too late
McConnell voting no on these absurd nominees after spending his life ensuring that we’d end up in this exact position feels like a lifelong piece of shit having a deathbed conversion
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finally, some good news
The new season of #thelastdrivein kicks off with a 100th birthday celebration on March 7 (several of you have already guessed what that is), and we're back to double features this year, so either take a nap in the afternoon or call in sick because we're gonna get CRAZY.
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@zoerosebryant I don’t know if i’d categorize Ayo as up and coming though- she’s pretty established and well known at this point
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RT @dcpetterson: Remember, "DOGE" is not a real federal department or agency or bureau. It has no official standing as part of the US gover…
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RT @Angry_Staffer: Hegseth is either drunk (strong possibility) or he’s lying his ass off here. The US Navy would wipe the Russian’s surf…
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RT @Strandjunker: DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infec…
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