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Jack Hughes is a breakaway merchant that can only dream of what Kaapo Kakko does on a nightly basis. Bad Take Haver.

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Seany Salami
7 months
Zdeno Chara was asked who his current favorite player is on the Full Send Podcast "Ryan Lindgren. I don't think any player really embodies what a hockey player should be in the modern game like he does. Fox gets a lot of the attention in New York, but Lindgren is the catalyst."
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It’s crazy that one haircut caused this. #NYR
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Steve Valiquette was asked what Kakko's return means to the Rangers lineup. "It means everything. I know a lot of people are excited about the kid in New Jersey but Kakko brings an element to his game that wins playoff series and not just regular season trophies." High praise.
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"The Bruins are really dominating after 1." Panarin:
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2 years
This is when I started to really appreciate Sidney Crosby. Care for the elderly is something very close to my heart.
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Eddie Olzyck was asked tonight what he thought of the Rangers. "I'd keep an eye on Will Cuylle. He scored again tonight he just has a real nose for the net in an old school way. I'm seeing a Jarome Iginla type player." After a pause: "Maybe better" High praise 😳
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Connor McDavid is the best player I've ever seen. The only ones that are even close are Crosby, Kakko, and Ovechkin.
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Recycling my old meme
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I love Dan Girardi and hope he's enjoying retirement. This team was awesome.
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Don't talk to me about beating the bust allegations. That's not enough. Alexis Lafreniere is a superstar in the making.
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Igor got pulled in a playoff game and said never again
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#NYR Igor Shesterkin has gone 29 consecutive playoff games allowing 3 goals or less.
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Matthew Tkachuk was asked what he thought about the matchup against the Rangers. He was particularly complimentary of Will Cuylle. High praise 😳
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Anaheim Ducks head coach Greg Cronin was asked what he saw on Will Cuylle's 3rd period goal. "That's a young kid with a bright future they have in New York. Seeing him in person really makes you think he can develop into that Cam Neely type of player. Maybe better."
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All of our dad's had this picture on a plaque in the home we grew up in
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2 years
Remember when Kevin Klein lost a chunk of his ear and came back to score in overtime #nyr fans?
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Seany Salami
6 months
I really like that Dave Maloney wasn't afraid to call out Zibanejad and Kreider
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Barry Melrose was asked what he thought of Rangers forward Matt Rempe on the Hockey Tough podcast. "He's much more than an enforcer. He has a powerful stride and quick hands in a 6`7 frame. I see a lot of Brendan Shanahan in him." After a pause: "Maybe better." High praise 😳
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Mike Modano when asked if he considers himself the best American born player "Well the argument has shifted a lot towards Patrick Kane in recent years. Auston Matthews is making his case early. But are we forgetting about Adam Fox? That's my bet when all is said and done." 😳
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When Chris Kreider retires he will go down as a very good NHL player but not a great one. His Rangers legacy though? If he can win a Stanley Cup that would solidify him as one of the best Blueshirts of all time and I really get the feeling that matters more to him anyway.
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Rangers powerplay consists of: 1. The best passer in the NHL 2. The best net front presence in the NHL 3. An elite goal scorer with one of the best one timers in the world 4. A Norris winning defenseman By seasons end this could be a historically good powerplay
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What's an old or obscure regular season game that lives rent free in your head? I'll start: Rick Nash and his first game in Columbus since he got traded. After his tribute, CBJ tried to embarrass him all game. It didn't work lol.
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5 months
If the New York Rangers don't win the Stanley Cup this year I will light myself on fire outside of MSG. Bookmark this.
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6 months
"Rempe is another Tom Wilson! You wouldn't support him if he wasn't on your team!!!" Here's the thing. He is on my team
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8 months
No babe you're still cute, just that you stayed sitting down when the Rangers scored and didn't sing the goal song threw me off a little
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I love Sam Rosen as much as any player that has been my favorite currently or in the past. We all meme a lot but I just never want us to take that dude for granted. He is the voice of the New York Rangers.
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Craig Button was asked what he thought of Brendan Othmann being called up on TSN this morning. "I've been on record saying he brings 50 goals to a lineup. With the Rangers talent, probably more. His one timer is reminiscent of prime Ovechkin and he has physicality to boot" Wow.
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Dan Girardi slander will never be tolerated from me😤😤😤😤
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Parents say they want what's best for their kids then raise them to be Rangers fans.
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Braden Schneider hit + fight a year ago. I believe he said this was his first ever fight. DOG.
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Panarin scoring this early in the playoffs is HUGE.
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1 year
Rick Nash and his first game in Columbus since he got traded. After his tribute CBJ tried to embarrass him all game. It didn't work lol. Bobrovsky fakes out giving him his stick. Nash fights Calvert. One of the best moments in the regular season for that cup run team #NYR
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During the intermission of the Vegas Golden Knights and Dallas Star game, "The Great One" had this to say about Rangers phenom Alexis Lafreniere. Wow.
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My satire has become too believable
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Zdeno Chara was asked who his current favorite player is on the Full Send Podcast "Ryan Lindgren. I don't think any player really embodies what a hockey player should be in the modern game like he does. Fox gets a lot of the attention in New York, but Lindgren is the catalyst."
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Thoughts lately: Tarasenko has settled in nicely now. Better than the points indicate. Panarin is struggling. Kane is as lazy as advertised. Indifferent on Mikkola. Still love what the kids are doing. Zibanejad continues to impress Where are you guys at with the team?
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Can't believe it's been 3 years since this game
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I forgot how absolutely insane this shift was
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Kakko doesn't feel sorry for himself like other players who have come through the Rangers. He puts his head down and plays hard despite the bust talk. He's adapting from putting up points as a prospect to carving out a career through hard work and defense. What's not to love?
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This guy on Reddit now has convinced me Kakko is a star in the making and no I am not joking
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1 year
The Rangers when Panarin is shooting instead of deferring
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10 months
A call went our way
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1 year
In Patrick Roy's first game as coach he did this.
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8 months
I'm sorry but Kakko does things every night that Jack Hughes can only dream of
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2 years
#NYR twitter vs the New York Rangers.
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Kakko buries this 100 times out of 100. Kakko does things every game with his strength and puck protection that Hughes can only dream of. He's never lost a board battle. The Devil's keep losing and the Rangers keep winning. Why? Ask yourself honestly if you still take Hughes.
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Lukas Dostal denies Jack Hughes on the penalty shot with two seconds left ❌
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Kaapo Kakko has a lot to don't have you and is Laviolette also then I think for Ramgers
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Ray Ferraro says "to make matters worse" for a Rangers powerplay. Drives me crazy hes announcing as if it's a Penguins fans point of view.
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I'm begging Rangers fans. Just scroll past rival teams celebrating us getting eliminated. You don't have to respond. I promise.
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Lindgren actually smiled? I've seen it all cup is ours
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Laf said something to Lindgren and Lindgren broke character 😂 musta been really funny.
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I'm distraught because I (28 M) am being tortured by a man (47 M) who doesn't know I exist.
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POV: you tweeted about Kaapo Kakko
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The Rangers teams from 2011 until the letter may not have had the talent that we do now. But they had heart and played team defense from top to bottom. They were special
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First player you think of when you see this logo⬇️
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Kakko is a good player already. No he won't be Jack Hughes. But Hes one of our best two way players and the hardest worker on the team. With the Rangers cap situation for the years to come he will be more cost controlled because gms only see points. It's a blessing in disguise.
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I will root for Ryan McDonagh forever
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Shesterkin's potential is the best goalie of all time and Im not joking. Hes been absurd as far back as we can check his stats. His KHL numbers look made up. We're witnessing a guy who can be the best goalie ever based on his career to this point and I'd love to be his boyfriend
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This story is why I started rooting for Sidney Crosby when he's not playing against the Rangers. Elderly care is something I'm very passionate about and this brought me to tears when I first saw it.
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This goal was poetry in motion and just pure art 🤌🤌🤌 Fox, Panarin, Zibanejad and Buch combine for an unreal goal in the 2019-2020 season This was Zibanejad's second of the game and he went on to complete a hat trick against his former team.
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Cuylle has a better future than " great bottom 6 piece" especially if he starts shooting like that. He's going to be a top 6 power forward every cup contender needs in a playoff series. Bookmark this.
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The Rangers failure to develop forwards continues as Othmann is nearly at the end of the game without a point. It's an organizational problem at this point and not on the players.
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Panarin told the Rangers when he came here he wanted to be the next Messier. Hes putting up more points than any Ranger has to this point in their career and right now might just be the frontrunner for the Hart
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So Larry Brooks just published a pretty weird interview where Lafreniere admitted he has been playing better this year while he's been apart from his girlfriend. If it works it works 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷
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I absolutely love this. Kaapo Kakko has gone from our loveable but awkward weirdo to "one of the boys." His newfound confidence is doing wonders on and off the ice.
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We apologize, his given name is Kaapo Mahomes
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It appears Kakko is "one of the boys" now. He's grown up so fast
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Kaapo with the fake 🤣
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The thought of dying before a Rangers Stanley Cup scares me more than actually dying
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How do we keep Tarasenko please someone tell me
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It felt like Kreider always had more to his game. He never scored 30. Then at age 30 he scores 50. Almost everyone predicted he would regress. Now after another good season he's on pace for 56. We talk a lot about him becoming a superstar and it still doesn't feel like enough.
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The Rangers won the first game against the Hurricanes. They need to win 3 more to move on to the next round because playoff series are best 4 out of 7. It's round 2 and there are 4 rounds total if you want to win the Stanley Cup. Every team wants to win it as well.
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One bad move as a rookie gm does not define his career. Forgiven.
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Kakko should try and emulate how Rick Nash played the game. Kakko is a horse and impossible to knock off the puck. He should be driving the net every chance he can get. He's one of my favorite players on the team and he's been so much better. That's how he can get next level.
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Are you having a bad day? Let me bless your timeline for that extra push to get to the weekend.
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I am the best satire twitter in the game
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No way! No way! No way! The fake quote made it into a broadcast! This is the Panthers broadcast 😂😂😂 @Seany__Salami ! #NYR
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Seany Salami
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It was a tale of two seasons for Gerard Gallant in New York. In the first, they exceeded all expectations all the way until game 6 of the conference finals. In the second, they didn't win one round after going all in at the deadline. What do you grade his tenure overall?
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Imagine what our RW situation would be like. He was special....
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My mentions are always a war zone but this one killed me lmfao
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Panarin has had an amazing journey Undrafted. Played in Kane's shadow and was respected but seen as second fiddle. Traded to CBJ. People wondered if he could be your teams number 1 option. Some weren't sure if he was worth his money from #NYR Now seen as a top 10 player.
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"Kane to Panarin on a breakaway!" Panarin:
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This stat perfectly encapsulates the greatness of Rick Nash and the incompetence of those early Blue Jacket teams. This is the only unassisted hat trick in NHL history.
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POV: you just tweeted about Kaapo Kakko
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Why does this kid have 10k followers
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There's never been a better time to be a hockey fan. We went from having two generational players in Crosby and Ovechkin right into having two more with Connor McDavid and Alexis Lafreniere. We are so lucky man.
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The most hopeless I ever felt in a series we ended up winning was the comeback down 3-1 against the Penguins. This current generation of Twitter users would not have survived the more physical era of 2014 twitter.
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She moved on and is meeting her future husband while I watch "All 52 Chris Kreider Goals 2021-2022" at 5:00 AM again
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It's actually kind of shocking how different Shesty looks the last 4 years when you see it like this
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Matthew Tkachuk is better than Gretzky and maybe even Kaapo Kakko
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Svechnikov fucking around and finding out
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What could have been 😭
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What's the worst heartbreak you've ever experienced in sports? For me it's easy. 2014-2015 Game 7 vs Tampa. After winning the presidents trophy and coming back vs Washington I thought we were a team of destiny
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#NYR fans... Why not us?!
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Guys I figured out how we beat the Devil's hear me out
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You should consider yourself lucky to be a hockey fan right now. When I was growing up we had two generational players in Crosby and Ovechkin. Now we have Mcdavid, Auston Matthews, MacKinnon and Alexis Lafreniere
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Can't believe this is going to be the turning point part of the New York Rangers 2023-2024 Stanley Cup special on MSG in the summer
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Seany Salami
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I heard you guys like throwback clips? Prime Rick Nash was a machine. Early on is his first season as a Ranger he lowers the shoulder and makes a young Victor Hedman (!!!) Look foolish. His playoffs were an annual disappointment but he was our best forward for several years.
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I'm seriously starting to wonder what Ray Ferraro's beef with the Rangers is a beautiful snipe and his focus is on the no call?
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TW: Tanner Glass, Ray Ferraro This was the funniest playoff goal to this day. Tanner Glass opens the postseason with a backhander on Price
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Best save of Hanks career?
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A downtrodden Peter Laviolette when asked if he's confident in Igor Shesterkin as a starter: "I can't say that at this time" Wow.
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