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@SeaSaltBagel

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SEAsian | she/any | 25+ | Not a ffxiv acc i just have brainrot | FUB free | Not ant1 not pr0ship but a secret third thing (grasstouching adult)

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@SeaSaltBagel
Bagel | missing wol hours
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Every day i go to work
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@SeaSaltBagel
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I think often about this tweet i saw in the wild
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@SeaSaltBagel
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I dont care what the edgelords say stories about perservering hope and kindness will always be good
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@SeaSaltBagel
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"Adults can enjoy fandom and other interests that are usually considered 'childish'" and "if you're an adult you can do better than start public beef with a 14 year old about takes on fictional characters" are opinions that can and should coexist
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Don't level her or give her ur best armour i played hvw i know what happens to white haired shiva hosting women dressed in blue and white who are written by the hvw team
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Night Sky
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The Heroine of Final Fantasy XVI: Jill Warrick ❄
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Saw a pf on crystal for sigmascape v4 that said "clear for one. You're the one. Let me solo him" IM???
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Every time a square enix game character d*es they go to shibuya. Haurchefant gonna be in kh4 next
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Heavensward 9/10 missing 1 point because there was never a fancy ball at which the wol could escape to the balcony with the elezen of their choice for a dance
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@SeaSaltBagel
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(ardbert vc) let's take ibuprofen together hero
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@SeaSaltBagel
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It is 2am before the con and he is finally ready.... Claude von Kermit... Claudemit...
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Idk what omegaverse is but i sure hope the tanks are mitigating it
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@SeaSaltBagel
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3 years
Ok last time i promise
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@FF_XIV_EN
FINAL FANTASY XIV
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💎 G'raha Tia 💎
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Who the fuck told me crafting is supposed to make you money i just spent 100k on crystals and fucking yak milk
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@SeaSaltBagel
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I love when gamer bros talk about ff and be like "it's so kingdomhearts" like u would not believe which company made kingdomhearts
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Me getting top dps as brd in nier raid because i survived a mechanic that all the other dps died to
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@SeaSaltBagel
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All they said was "gg" and left.... i will never forget you king
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Wol going to the moon and seeing hydaelyn from above and going fuck. Jannequinard was right. Bitch is a sphere
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@SeaSaltBagel
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I think about him every day
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@SeaSaltBagel
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METEION NO
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@SeaSaltBagel
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"is this about undertale" ITS ALWAYS ABOUT UNDERTALE
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Hydaelyn your beloved warrior of light is being tried in court without his pants on
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Elezen wol havers be like wow this is a nice gpose angle (doesn't realise their wol's neck is broken because they turned their head at a specific angle)
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The entire camp dragonhead watching their commander practically lean across his table to speak to this adventurer like straight up making sure this person sees all the goods on display as if he isn't dressed in a full suit of catholic armour meanwhile the wol is like🧍‍♂️fetch quest
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Heavensward contributes to my two biggest fantasies the first being the dismantling of institutionalised religion headed by egotistical old men who care more for protecting outdated traditions than the people they claim to serve. The second is getting MASSIVE amounts of elf di
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Arr has problems with its pacing and has trouble managing such a large cast of characters but like. It's the foundation for the rest of the story. It ultimately kicks off the wol's story with the scions and establishes the main cast. It's important story bro
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@SeaSaltBagel
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2 years
ULTIMATE LEGEND NUMERO UNOOOOOO GOOOOOALLLLLL
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Say what u like about ffxiv and all that but there really was something special about watching the fanfest concert they held during lockdown while hanging out in game with a group of strangers from all over the world
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of course this is their search info
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Personally extremely hilarious to me that tataru both intimidates estinien and also the fact that stormblood confirms she has MASSIVE game that far outranks him
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@SeaSaltBagel
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I've become what i so detested
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Oh Mein Gott Zees Is Ein Cave Full Of Blüntshtola
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@SeaSaltBagel
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I am once again asking why are elezen built like that
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@SeaSaltBagel
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@lesbianvenat First of all excellent username secondly i hope ur oomf is thriving w their new ffxiv compatible laptop
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@SeaSaltBagel
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yknow what. i got time
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Wolnpc but they are getting married in the middle of a battlefield in endwalker and nero is the one officiating
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Npc alts levelling in the wild
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Hope based sprout is doing okay these days
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@SeaSaltBagel
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I feel like how football fans feel
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@SeaSaltBagel
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@RayPilley OH TO BE ABSOLUTE PERFECTION ON FLAT SHOES
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Me starting ffxiv: these fantasy elves are okay but im not crazy over em it's not like theyre special right i mean they're everywh Me now: if i dont take at least 3 screenshots of my elezen each time i log in i will physically start losing my lifeforce
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@SeaSaltBagel
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how is warrior real
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Sorry im still thinking about it
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@SeaSaltBagel
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o it's happening
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Was fooling around w my bird and the wires and i didnt notive the way the emet is just lookigfhdjfhs
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@SeaSaltBagel
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i am once again making sure you see old woman yuri. fre shavacado would be devastated if u did so this should be motivation enough
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Every time i make a hw post that pops off i just
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AYO MADE IT TO PHASE CHANGE (the spectators aka me are dead from standing in the aoe)
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Folks who are like "a real dnc would never dance partner a brd" false. Real dncs will partner whoever looks best in a raid group. If u arent getting dance partnerd u are simply not dressing sexy enough
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DOWN TO 50 CMOOOOOON
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IM SORRY IM STILL THINKING ABOUT THIS HAURCHE IS STRAIGHT UP DOING THE AERITH LEAN AND PEER UP AT WOL AND WOLS JUST 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️
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Weed.
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Posts from my heavensward livetweets that aged in unexpected ways
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@anwaribrahim
Anwar Ibrahim
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Saya akan nonton filem yang dibintangi beliau ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ itu dalam masa terdekat. Tahniah dari seluruh rakyat Malaysia!
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Me and the cashier briefly making eye contact w each other as I walked by their stall because I saw their laptop running xiv on it and they saw my azem stone phone grip
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Oh so when rio is like "mr zenos sexy hot man" it's "so true king" but when i say "aenc thon lord of the lengthsome gait sexy frog man" it's "get help" "i dont like it when you're like this" and "how did you get inside my house"
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Nawww stop giving this likes I'm still sad about how dirty they did ysayle and have no expectations from White People XVI: The JRPG 😭 But also if u must be here then look at my cute wol
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When ur the healer and the dps who has been pulling ahead of the first timer tank the entire time rushes to pull charibert while your tank is in a cutscene so you get to sit back and watch it all play out
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@RequiesCatboy Touches ground... Something happened here...
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You can't change my mind
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@exaltiora
exaltiora 🤎
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So apparently what I've been experiencing is called "insufficient sleep" and not a "bruh moment"
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I considered putting venat on here but yknow what. He actually gets it worse usually
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@BeatriceRenhart
💙魔女ベアトリス🤍 Beatrice Renhart💙
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what's your favorite "media literacy check". like a character or event that, depending on someone's opinion on it, shows if they can be trusted interpreting media.
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Estinien fans and estinien fans
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Tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
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Janne: hydaelyn is round btw Wol: haha yeah sure thing elf man Wol, exactly three expansions later: fuck
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I cant trust any artwork of est//inien and alp//hy looking just a bit too comfortable dawg half the time i peep the profile and bam a shipper i hate it get it away
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Ladies!! Get THE best vibrator from
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@kitningen Oh absolutely. Adults in fandom can do better than just going "pffft well what do KIDS know" and demeaning them for not knowing better like for real
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Hydaelyn he's not serving great defence but he is serving cake
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Gamer dudes so scared of seeing a scrap of genuine emotion or believing in the strength humanity is capable of when armed with the hope and love that gives u the strength to press on that they default to the kh joke every time but it's funnier when it's Literally a Square Game
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@hicsvntIeone Warrior stole the spotlight from kefka in his own circus it was insane
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Oh this is getting more traction than expected. Uhh while ur here if youre able to spare some help, please consider donating to my friend's gof//undme to help them seek stable housing and follow up treatment for cancer. Shares are also greatly appreciated
@naiteiru
Naiteiru - See Pinned, Many thanks
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So this is an immensely difficult topic for me to talk about, but I need help. I have been struggling and barely surviving for longer than I care to let on. Please know that whatever you do to support is so greatly appreciated!
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@SeaSaltBagel
Bagel | missing wol hours
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Instead of explaining my wols' lore and dynamic I'm just going to start sending this picture every time someone asks whats up with them
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I kind of hate how this is going actually
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Ok muting this now but before i go i confess this was all an elaborate scheme to make people write more ballroom fics so that i dont have to. farewell and i look forward to reading whatever yall come up with
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U make one elf and suddenly u can recognise exactly which face model every npc uses i hate it here
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Reposting because i made a typo tha first time ahfjsjf but omg.... Mr telios finalfantasy.... Celebrities shop too
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So called free thinkers when the heavensward dragoon gauntlet gif is posted in the server
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Ok ok ok but that just means. Twewy gang reprise
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2am limsa sure is somethign
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FLAT HYDAELYNERS BEING A CANON THING IN UNIVERSE WILL ALWAYS BE THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME
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Once again i unlock beginner content after 100+ hours on a character
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Why would you do this to me. What's wrong with your bones
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The chad tataru and the virgin dragoon
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I also know that he has no subtlety but in the worst way. If he tried to flirt with u it'd probably come out awkward and lame. It would be terrible. I would still dream of kisisng him under the moonli
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Sorry you'll what
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I may have missed the "your wol as a dominant" gpose bandwagon but these r so fun to do im having a blast yehaw
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@floralbled Too many folks be mixing "enjoying fandom" and "shitting on kids publicly for having an opinion that disagrees with mine" fr
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HOW TF U GONNA HAVE FULL ON ISL//AMIC ARCHITECTURE IN UR JAY ARR PEE GEE AND SAY WE SRENT GONNA SEE PEOPLE OF COLOUR MIDDLE AGED JAPANESE MAN
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Rebellion sits well on you
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So was anyone gonna tell me the 3 kids from the First who want to be warriors of light all have the echo or was i supposed to find that out while looking for gpose spots myself
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Watching people who finish drk 70 immediately change some part of their profile to a scene or quote from drk 70 will never stop being funny to me
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I cant explain this one. I just wanted to make a panadol actifast version to send to my homies suffering from fevers now tho
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Me when fictional man: i sleep Me when fictional man is a father figure to a kid:
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Now for my favourite genre of cf pics: kermet in random places
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Its so fuckign funny to me that the el*zen of the day page banned hate comments on z*phirin for a good reason meanwhile with s*lvairre the admins just like yeah i get it go ham guys
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@SeaSaltBagel
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Wol and ysayle are the rich wine aunts who buy alphinaud branded goods for christmas and estinien is the uncle who still gets coal in his stocking despite being in his 30s
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Square enix too apparently
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Elezen wol havers be like wow this is a nice gpose angle (doesn't realise their wol's neck is broken because they turned their head at a specific angle)
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I think about the crime that is femra max height only 5ft 4 all the time like what the fuck is this bro
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This ones for tuna who told me to gpose watche as a yuri harem mc for april fools and well. It's still april and i am most definitely a f
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