We're waiting for a table at dinner and he looks at someone's plate and says "do we go over and ask them for a slice?" @69Sam420

I'm so tired this morning I just put hand soap on my tooth brush instead of toothpaste 🫠

@69Sam420 It's white and gold I swear

RT @FadeAwayMedia: THIS MAN KENDRICK LAMAR JUST SMILED IN THE CAMERA AFTER COOKING DRAKE LMFAOOOOOO #SuperBowl

RT @Cudalla: I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice

@ItsJoko You think he'd let me live without seeing the one and only ESSKEETIT?

I'm sick again, wish someone would get me talking about rabbits and then put me out of my misery

Deciding if I should delete my account and this app, heads or tails?

RT @atlantisrr_: ace, wait for me... impel down is not far

RT @OoCPokemon: TikTok doesn't work anymore, yall know where to find me

RT @permanentprice: is anyone else getting this message on their tiktok

Mania is weird because WDYM I just worked an 8 hour shift but because I'm manic my body only let me sleep for 3 hours before I work another 8 hour shift because it simply ISN'T TIRED???

RT @wtbarce: @discord wow this is so cool! you should check out this post one of your discord partners (and many others) have been hacked…

@Drewbirbo @traves @ConnorEatsPants @ArchieMcW @discord_support I know the TMM KNK is Turkish but is the message above that also Turkish ? That's what I was referring to

@traves @ConnorEatsPants @ArchieMcW @discord_support The smashed keyboard responses are actually killing me

Dream is like when you give that one weird guy a chance because you want to give him the benefit of the doubt but then the next morning you wake up to 50 love letters in your mailbox and your car tires slashed

Wait.. what's that?? Alexa, zoom and enhance. Oh... that's a no gooning sign in the mop closet at my place of work 😔

Alright where's Gumball Watterson when we need him

RT @69Sam420: Only saw 1 other tweet about it so just wanted to say that there is a discord hack going around where people are being messag…

RT @traves: well i just got hacked bad, lost my discord account and currently don’t have access. they probably logged in everywhere else, @…