Sam
@ScrubbySam
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Am I done?
I'm not sure. Going to let it sit and we will see what it says.
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I want to go buy an ice cream cake for myself.
Is that cool with everyone?
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Made a grave mistake and cut off the mustache.
Happy Saturday, idiots.
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A cup of coffee for my haterz.
Using the 'z' instead of a 's' makes it cooler right?
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Sunglasses and Advil, last night was mad real...
Your boy is hungover.
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It's been a minute since I've been active on here.
How we doing, idiots?
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Starting grad school today. Cue the coffee and tunes.
Have a day, idiots.
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I'm going to sound real "get off my lawn"ish here but, if you are in a small public place you should not be FaceTiming people loudly.
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Have you ever walked to your Alma mater to run sprints on the soccer field you called home 17 years ago because you are 38 years old and you needed to be humbled and feel alive all at the same time?
Yeah... totally... me either... that would be weird.
Go do something, idiots.
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I have a headache.
Send help by calling 1-800-NEED-A-NAP and donate today!
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@BNightengale
Yeah, imagine having the opportunity to play on the global stage and just being like, 'nahhhhh im good.'
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@cboehm
@JeffreyCarlisle
@BonaguraESPN
Listen, Gregg wasn't a perfect coach but he didn't deserve to have a grown man's dad blow up his life over it. The Reyna's owe the whole USMNT an apology and especially to GB.
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Country air on the way to work is the best.
Let's have a day, idiots.
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@ChiSportUpdates
@JCowleyHoops
I mean they can't look at this roster and think it's going to get them anywhere. Must make a move.
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Monday to-do list:
Write a paper.
Create a new font.
Kick ass.
Pick a running mate for my presidential run.
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The face of someone not doing a god damn thing today.
Happy Sunday, idiots.
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@ChiSportUpdates
@PatBevPod
Lol imagine you going up to a coworker at a desk job and saying, "hey, bro, you nice as fuck."
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Is it half empty, or half full?
Doesn't fucking matter she's beautiful.
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This emergency test has all these assholes in tinfoil hats saying nonsense.
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No, but seriously.
Another day.
Another homework assignment that has me ripping my hair out.
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Remember that time two days ago when it was almost 80 and now it's snowing?
Have a day, idiots.
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Going to bake some bread and fuck off all Saturday.
Have a day, idiots.
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Remember when we all used to watch wrestling and would practice power bombing your pillow n the bed?
Or was that just me?
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Roast me.
I am wearing glasses at school for the first time this year.
The kids are roasting me beyond repair.
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Anyone ever get overwhelmed and deactivate twitter for a month?
Just me?
Anyway... good to see you guys again, sorry for not giving you a heads up.
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