Mark Ralston
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53 (ugh). Widower. Rescuer of abandoned senior dogs. #TrumpIsWeird . Respect women here, there, every f**kingwhere. Life is chaos; be kind.
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I have diarrhea. I'm not sick or anything; I just have a gallon of it in my refrigerator.
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I need a little "atta boy". My freeloader kids didn't give a shit, but I walked the length of my block and back with just my back brace on. Third day after major invasive back surgery. Yes, I guess I'm pandering. I'd just like someone to be proud of me, once, and not have to ask.
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@Trueblue751
Hey, hey! Happy birthday to you, my friend! I hope you had an excellent day! And, don't let your mom read this part, but I think she should take you out for your favorite food ALL NEXT WEEK. You're a great kid and I wish you the happiest of happy birthdays!
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@QueenKryptid
I don't understand this at all. Where does it say anywhere that one MUST have children? And what concern is it of someone else whether YOU have children or not?
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@pinkmagiclala
I more than appreciate it. I absolutely adore it. So, so beautiful. Thank you for posting this.
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@thepennywatche1
Yes! That made me laugh a lot harder than I probably should. Thanks for giving me a great idea!
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@HeatherThomasAF
I love you even more, Ms. Thomas. You're an amazing
#resister
and you inspire me. Thank you for that.
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So, I had my back surgery on Wednesday. I'm going to be laid up for what could now be 4 weeks or more. Please give me recommendations on what to watch, and what to read while I'm down. This is only day two after the surgery, and I'm getting bored quickly already. HELP ME!!!
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@yourunicorn42
Please do! I'd love to chat with you. And you look gorgeous without makeup. So, pish posh about that.
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@Jessicasquared9
I do! Plant and lotion! Shall I bring both? Anything else I can pick up along the way?
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@HeatherThomasAF
Thank you. I needed to see this. And I needed to see this right this moment. Thank you. This is one of a kajillion (yes, it's a number now) reasons why you're so loved and why I couldn't be prouder that you chose to follow me.
Again, thank you. 💙💙
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@nancysniederman
EIGHT?!? That man deserves a medal for that! And thank you for your words of encouragement.
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@peteypepperrena
How are you holding up from all the studying, young lady? Keep up the great work. All you need is to be able to regurgitate enough over your two (just two, or more?) days to pass the bar. Rooting for you daily.
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@DuchessSexpert
That sounds just like the evangelical upbringing I had. Just throw in a lot of SA, and that's what I had.
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@emma_brunette95
I do simply hope you have a wonderful evening (or morning, depending on where you live), and the happiness flows throughout you all day.
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@TracyExplains
@POTUS
THIS. This is exactly the message that needs to be shouted from the rooftops for all to hear. Giving up on the candidate WE voted for is the government taking away yet another right to choose; this time, it will be done by our own party. Shameless. Thank you for your words.
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@ollkorrect0
I pulled a full "Frank Drebin" and peed off mute while on a phone zoom meeting. Good times.
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@jayneco04310055
I'd bow, but that's one of the things I'm not supposed to do. Thanks for the words of encouragement!
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@thrluv
What if it was a triple bill? Which band is the one that takes my virginity? The opening act, middle act, or headliner?
Opening: Helix
Middle: Whitesnake
Headliner: Quiet Riot
I'll let you choose...
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@WisconsinSass
Not overreacting whatsoever. That's a clear lack of consideration for your feelings and for your side of the family.
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@betaghost75
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This. THIS is the funniest thing I've read on here all day! Thank you for making me laugh so hard!
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@HillaryMonahan
I foster senior dogs, knowing they'll be with me for only a short time. It's still hard every time they move on.
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TW: SA
You know, as a male, and as a victim of numerous SAs at the hands of males, in the name of religion, and after reading all of the ignorant and hateful replies by so many men here:
I'D CHOOSE TO BE ALONE WITH THE BEAR INSTEAD OF A MALE.
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@thebritter
Congratulations! There was no doubt in my mind (for what that's worth) that you'd kick some arse! Proud of you!
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I'm in!
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@ByBellaArtist
No worries. I'm with you. We can yell at the kids to get off our lawns later today.
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