Mark Ralston
@ScrotationMrks
Followers
1K
Following
100K
Statuses
19K
54. Senior dog foster dad. Nice reply guy. Builds others up and affirms them, yet tries to remember it won't be returned. #Resister #HarrisWalz2024 #horrorfam
Up Yer Butt & Round The Corner
Joined October 2023
I have diarrhea. I'm not sick or anything; I just have a gallon of it in my refrigerator.
17
18
215
@kaydee816 Well, you may not have a ton of protein there, but you've got one part of the food pyramid all taken care of! 🫂🫂💙💙
0
0
1
@frozenaesthetic It is uncontrolled objectification. At no time does he see a woman as a person with a brain and a heart and soul. All he sees are parts, not the whole person. So, no, it's not the normal male experience. He's just a piece of shit, and another reason you'd pick the bear over men.
0
0
0
@SkinMuffins Come on over! Door is unlocked, just waiting for the both of you to give me the "crazy eyes."
0
0
0
@PrincessMacgee Yeppers. I'm a big fat softie, everyone knows I'm a chump, and they use it to their advantages. I feel your pain. 🫂🫂❤️❤️
0
0
0
RT @DittiePE: Did y’all know that the Air Force denied security clearance for Elon late last year citing security concerns? So did Israel…
0
569
0
Keep this going...
0
1
1
@mistrustme1 Right?!? And how about all of the ol' Mavis Wanczyks, who want to give me part of her lottery winnings?
0
0
1
Boycotting the football game last night was more difficult than getting through No Nut November.
0
0
0
RT @PeteButtigieg: Huh I thought he was elected to bring prices down and make our lives better. Even my Trumpiest neighbors weren’t lookin…
0
8K
0
@thisismerryjane This is why I love you so much! I day something I think is funny and you easily reply with something even better! 🫂🫂❤️❤️
1
0
1
@thisismerryjane They probably talk mostly about his health, his will, and his bank accounts. He asks her what a "Chappell Roan" is, and how he would draw it up as a play. She laughs playfully at him and tells him to finish his oatmeal so TV time can begin. Then she continues searching his desk.
1
0
4
RT @cincygreghoodin: @UnrealBluegrass Let’s play pyramid ! Donny appoints himself chairman of the Kennedy Center . Things a dictator wou…
0
19
0