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🇨🇦 @CounterStrike Commentator; Actively decaying.
Montréal, Québec
Joined January 2013
s1mple ignored the developers' request for feedback, dodged the first CS2 LAN, and told players "don’t play this shit game rn". ropz proactively sent feedback to the developers, won the first CS2 LAN, and continues to be an exemplar of professionalism. ZywOo? No cultural impact.
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Fuck an autograph sticker, let me dangle NiKo's balls off my M4.
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Brazil crowd blah blah, bet you can't remember Antwerp's quarterfinals yet enjoyed that playoffs' stage. Keep watching. You're about to witness CSGO played in an environment like never before.
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Imperial make playoffs in Rio and they become the first CSGO crowd to break the sound barrier.
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Five years of my life went into casting Counter-Strike this weekend. There's nothing else I would have rather spent my time and effort on. Thank you for your kindness and support.
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Valve want coaches to treat CS like they do: no passion, no involvement, no interest.
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As I write this, my Dad is undergoing major surgery. He is battling stage four prostate cancer and I want to be with him more than ever. But he said the best medicine would be waking up to watch me in São Paulo, so here I am. Today, I'm casting for him. ❤️.
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Found this note on the computer last night. Counter-Strike thrives because we have each other's backs.
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Two of the most expensive super teams ever created, designed specifically to dethrone Na'Vi, have failed to qualify for the Antwerp playoffs. #PGLMajor.
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Team Spirit made all the right roster moves, now please hire someone to media train the players.
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This single-elimination bracket for $1,000,000? .Gamers8 suddenly has my interest.
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So you're telling me Snap Tap gets auto-detected and kicks you from the game, but PussySlayer69 can spinbot 13 rounds without interruption?.
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Loud and proud, for the first time ever. Life is too precious to be ashamed of who you are. I'm anxious about this, but I'm tired of not being honest. #PrideMonth2020
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If coronavirus is causing people to panic, imagine once they learn about climate change.
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My favourite thing about watching God tier Counter-Strike is launching CS right after and pretending I'm just as good.
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Really thought I was clear with BLAST that I refuse to work alongside @Mauisnake. With him being announced for Singapore, I will be withdrawing from the event.
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"Vertigo was fucking shit in CSGO and somehow got way worse in CS2" - B Ramp Floorbang: +10 headshots vs unarmoured player to kill now.
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The next match I cast will be part of a CSGO MAJOR. Reality suddenly hitting like a ton of bricks. ❤️.
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MR8 is an unhealthy addiction lulling you into accepting defeat and quickly requeuing instead of fighting for glorious comebacks. This epidemic is breeding weak mentalities and undermining the deserved elitist spirit of our community. Fight the temptation; play long matches.
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CS:GO introduced Battlefield and Halo content because they celebrate other games, instead of denying their existence. 👀.
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The first Canadian to commit themselves to Counter-Strike beyond North America goes on to be Canada's first Major Champion. 🇨🇦 🔥. Congratulations, @Twistzz.
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After seeing m0nesy incite the standing ovation for donk, I'll take friendship over throwing water bottles.
I want rivalries in 2025, I want some trash talk live on games , throwing stuff over the table, and arguments between talent and players. Not this boring mellow "we are all fake friends." thing we got going on. I want fire.
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Premier matchmaking having "seasons," only to sit there untouched for more than a year is such a slap in the face.
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FaZe +k0nfig will secure their Grand Slam and 2nd Major. Twistzz cemented as the most decorated NA player of all-time. RobbaN will be standing behind them. broky smiles once again. karrigan retires. ropz still lurking apartments.
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G2 is good. Liquid is good. ENCE is good. MOUZ is good. OG is good. Major will be good.
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It was a privilege and an honour to cast such fantastic playoffs on-site. This Major will go down as an all-time favourite. I first came to Shanghai in 2019 for three days of B stream casts before flying home early. I remember wishing I could be more than I was at the time.
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Interviewer: "VALORANT is a game that brought together players from different backgrounds. Overwatch, APEX, you know. ". There's 4 CS players on stage, you can say it out loud bro. ❤️.
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It's the perfect time to remake Mirage. cadiaN sends it off with a massive bang, @CSGO reworks the map, and then brings it back with a well earned graffiti.
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International CS:GO, never gets old. Mousesports: 🇦🇺 🇸🇰 🇪🇪 🇱🇹 🇩🇰 🇩🇰.FaZe: 🇨🇦 🇧🇷 🇱🇻 🇳🇴 🇩🇰 🇸🇪.
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I'm so relieved the Astralis comeback is happening without HUNDEN.
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Thank you to everyone who has ever cheered me on. Counter-Strike gives me purpose. Chase your dreams and never stop believing in yourself. ❤️.
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As it stands, EliGE now has a better chance at winning a Major than NiKo. And that's the dream we should all get behind!.
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ENCE/G2 are worse with no good trade-off. Vitality can win without magisk, for now. FaZe neutered MOUZ to secure their era. Heroic is dead, but Liquid was worth it. Astralis will be forever cursed. Complexity needs therapy. VP wins their 2nd Major. Launders retires.
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WARNING: All these gamers love CSGO, but one of them started playing VALORANT.
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Every sticker applied before this update should be allowed to be re-placed one time. @CounterStrike.
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What if you had to plant/defuse bombs by punching the code into your numpad? @CSGO get cookin'.
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You know what Jame would be doing right now.
Small detail about BO5, between map 3 and 4 there is an extended break. This is the place to take a step further back than what you normally do in between maps, as you have to get some good food (not to much) in but also take a moment to breathe. BO5 finals hits differently.
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Just like that, @Complexity are the most stable roster heading into the BLAST Fall Finals. With an IEM Grand Finals under their belt, the Champions of NA step forth.
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It was great to see two Canadian players lift the trophy in Katowice today. 🇨🇦.
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I never want dev1ce to feel like this again - here's to hoping Astralis make more good decisions.
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Double AWPs CT side Train in a Showmatch:.- So incredibly sweaty. - Ruins the entertainment. - Is exactly what I would do.
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Twistzz leaving for EU was a testament to his willingness to do whatever was needed to win. So he did exactly that, earning the trophies a player of his caliber deserves. If we're lucky, he'll come back with that same mentality and win a few more for the Americas. With NAF. 🇨🇦.
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From 2018 to 2024, Copenhagen has played a huge part in our careers. A little bittersweet sending off the Fall Finals tonight - much love, mine brødre. 🇩🇰 🤍
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The remainder of Evil Genuises' season more than likely consists of bottoming their Pro League group and getting knocked out of Showdown. Ahh, the smell of burning money. No Katowice. No Rio. No Major. No Dallas?.No Washington.
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This debate is taking place in the same studio that ELEAGUE was played; Counter-Strike did it better.
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WTF?! @BLASTPremier just informed me I won't be casting tonight's game unless I reach 10K followers. .
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He pulled me close and whispered. "You're fucking dead, kid.".
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Bestfriends break and enter; a real homie home invasion. Best birthday ever. ✨️.
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ZywOo with attitude, it has begun.
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NBK leaving CS was tough, but seeing him solo queue ranked VALORANT is torture. His announcement had me convinced he was leaving to compete.
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I'm looking to buy a Souvenir M4A1-S | Master Piece from the FaZe vs NiP Quarterfinal that we casted. If you see one, please bring it to my attention. 🙏🏻.
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In the most important match of his career, @magixx772 gets 69 kills - which is also his jersey number. That's no coincidence.
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All this talk of dead rosters, but I didn't realize NaVi was one of them.
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NA hasn't imported EU talent this good since Liquid signed s1mple in 2016.
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Put your heart into whatever it is you do.
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"Sudhen "Bleh" Wahengbam was extremely critical of the North American team." Did we watch the same segment? Bleh didn't engage in any arguing; change that slimy headline.
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How to fast forward through everything between now and the start of today's match?.
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All the normies walking by don't realize how lucky they are to watch s1mple lift a trophy in person.
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Per sources, 2025's first significant update will:.- Readjust CT incendiary radius. - Increase MP9 damage drop-off at medium range. - Decrease FAMAS price to 1800$. - Remove Vertigo from Competitive map pool. - Not make you any better at the game.
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Premier mode is nothing but smoke and mirrors. Designed to distract cheaters, like moths to a flame, because they're obsessed with their rating/leaderboard. In reality, Competitive is the superior matchmaking experience and you shouldn't bother with Premier. Your first ~5 wins
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POV: When we know your ass is hiding in Palace saving AWP with 10hp.
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Don't you dare bring back dev1ce only to spoil the Astralis comeback by hiring HUNDEN.
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The donk slide:
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Bro @ohnePixel just ordered 20K viewers to discombobulate the r/Place Canadian flag. You're catching heat on tomorrow's broadcast.
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Adding farlig doesn't address all of Astralis' issues and I seriously hope Lucky doesn't get Bubzkji'd into oblivion. At least, unleash him into the Academy league.
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Now would actually be the perfect time for @CSGO to add both A4 and A1-S to the buy menu. The weapons have clear enough (dis)advantages to be bought on a position-specific basis. If balancing them is the goal, that's the best testing environmemt.
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