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🗣A BLACK WOMAN INVENTED THE SANITARY PAD.
Her name was Mary Kenner.
The company that was initially interested in her invention rejected it when they found out she was black.
Now sanitary pads are everywhere.
She never recieved a penny for it.
We don't want this.
We've told you what we want: EQUAL PAY, MORE EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES, AN END TO POLICE BRUTALITY, BETTER HEALTHCARE AND FOR THIS COUNTRY TO RETURN EVERYTHING IT STOLE.
The term BAME is problematic because it's another term that centres whiteness as the default -like POC.
It's basically: 'white people' and 'everybody else who is not white'.
It skewers statistics, because institutions can appear more diverse with a higher 'BAME' percentage.
Man: You normally wear glasses don’t you?
Me: Yes.
Man: You don’t need glasses, you’re beautiful without them🙂.
Me: ...
Man:🙂
Me: 🤨...I need them to SEE
Cheating men and their guilty consciences love to do the most to make sure you don’t cheat back coz they’re scared you’re gonna snap and put them through the kind of shit they put you through.
Dickheads.
I dunno why this went viral, but hey bitch 👋🏾 I'm Scotty and I am a multi award-winning erotic author and hilariously informative sexual wellness content creator.
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Also...it was just a shew 👠...a magical shew 🌈✨
Okay, bye
Imagine being a big man, sitting down and opening your laptop to make a spreadsheet of the times your partner said no to sex rather than having a deeper conversation about an obvious issue in your marriage.
No one is OWED sex because they are in a partnership.
Its a pisstake that they ripped off Hair Love anyway...BUT WHY ARE WHITE WOMEN MAKING A SHOW ABOUT AN ALL BLACK FAMILY WHEN THERE ARE BLACK CREATORS WHO CAN DO IT AUTHENTICALLY AND MUCH BETTER ?
They painted non-white faces on white books to sell more white books to non-white people instead of just promoting non-white authors and books.
It's not about devouring anyone, it's about the thoughtless use of wielding diversity as a tool to sell non-diversified products.
Actually, heterosexual men are statically the worst lovers. It's a study called the Orgasm Gap.
95% of hetero men orgasm when they have partnered sex.
80% of hetero women DO NOT orgasm when they have penetrative sex.
As far as women go, lesbians have the best sex (86% orgasm)
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When men hire sex workers and stop trying to pressure other women into transactional situations, they will know peace.
This should not be the way you respond to someone denying you sex. Sex isn't owed because you spent money...unless it a sex worker. See how that works.
Lizzo shows her butt at NBA game.
Social media loses their shit and gets her trending because...well we know why lol.
Lizzo drops a new music video a few hours later.
Marketing.
The only people who identify BAME people as 'BAME'...are white people.
We do not call ourselves that. It's a clinical blanket term that erases our individual cultural identities.
Like when Black History Month turned into BAME history month. It is an erasure of our experiences.
When I first started dating my partner, he told me he didn't like when women wore a lot of makeup.
On our next date I turned up in neon pink and blue eyeshadow, pink highlighter and lashes.
I don't care what men like. I like it.
Me on public transport: please don’t sit next to me, please don’t sit next to me...thank god!
Also me on public transport: please don’t sit next to me, please don’t sit next to me...omg they didn’t sit next to me. Fucking rude. I didn’t want you to sit next to me anyway. Bitch.
Instagram finally admitted to shadow banning after gaslighting us for years saying that it wasn't a thing. Now you can see on your profile if you are shadowbanned and why.
One of the reason I'm banned is because of this video talking about smear tests.
Make it make sense.
They CHANGED the PROTOCOL so that Archie wouldn't be a royal or give him security?
HE'S A CHILD! HE'S EVEN THEIR FAMILY!
Do you see how insidious this racism is.
#OprahMeghanHarry
Can I just say this to all black content creators:
If brands are contacting you in the current climate to diversify their content, yes, it's a step in the right direction, but don't fucking do it for free.
This is the difference to when women curate what women find sexy.
If a man did this, he would be fingering the drink in the glass and giving cunnilingus to the lemon.
I've been commissioned to write erotica and I am so excited to start this project.
I'm really in my bag now because I am a fucking amazing writer and no I will not be humble about it, because why?
This shit finna be LIT!
Mr offered me dick by saying ‘Do you want a good story to tell on Sunday?’ 😂
This is the energy you need when dating a sex blogger. That right there is called TEAMWORK.
My heaux ass is EXCITED AF. I can’t WAIT to get home.
As someone who’s actually been in an abusive relationship, I too stood there with my chest, secure in myself, saying ‘That could never happen to me.’
Then it happened to me.
You won’t know you’re in it till it’s too late. Never say never coz life can come at you real fast.
HACKNEY COUNCIL IS TRYING TO MOVE SISTAH SPACE - A BLACK OWNED ORGANISATION THAT WORKS WITH VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE - TO A NEW LOCATION,
THE OWNER HAS EXPLAINED THAT THE NEW SPACE IS UNSAFE, BUT THE COUNCIL AREN'T LISTENING.
SIGN THIS PETITION.
WE'RE BEING FORCED TO MOVE
We've tried reasoning with
@hackneycouncil
and the
@mayorofhackney
, it hasn't worked. We are unable to focus on supporting DV victims until this is resolved.
Please sign & RT this petition, STRONGER TOGETHER : via
@38_degrees
People are really panic buying everything. I thought it was just food.
WHY ARE ALL THE PERIOD PADS GONE?
HOW MUCH DO YOU BLEED PER MONTH THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT IT'S NECESSARY TO BUY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PACK?
When I was in university, I was in an abusive relationship with a bait guy.
One night, he locked me in my room and beat me up. He paused briefly to try and have sex with me and when I refused, he resumed beating me.
I broke up with him and sent man after him.
Taking someone on a date is not a sexual transaction.
If you expect sex in return for spending money, there are professionals who deal in this specific business.
Thinking you're owed sex for a date proves that you were never the good guy.
You're entitled and sauceless.
I'm gonna need this narrative to die so fast.
If you do not want to have sex with someone, married or not, you do not have to have sex with them.
You do not owe ANYBODY your body.
If they make you feel like you have to, that is sexual assault called coercion.
It is rape.
They should start putting battery metres on sex toys like they do with phones, so that we know when they need to be charged.
3 toys died on me today mid-wank.
Pain.
Someone slips into my DMs talking about they wanna draw me.
I said cool.
They said pick an image.
I chose one.
They said that will be $50...
Big man, did I ask you, or did you ask me? 😂
A charity called Too Young To Wed got involed and she's been rescued and is now living in a safe house with her mother and siblings.
Her father is going to hell.
Starting tomorrow I will be spending my week TEACHING SEX EDUCATION in an actual college to actual students.
A whole ME!
Actual mad ting!
Thank all of you so much for your support, because if you didn't fuck with my content, this wouldn't be possible.
I started re-watching
#GirlfriendsOnNetflix
last night and I swear, seeing a black cast in a show not about gang violence or slavery really hits every time. 90s TV was so good.