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Allianz Arena, Munich.
It ain’t for everyone. 🏆
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Graham Potter, addressing the Chelsea squad at Cobham on 1st February.
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My respect for Declan Rice just went up several notches. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Enzo Fernández’s bag if Kurt Zouma was still at the Club.
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Thiago Silva would clear it.
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Not nice is it, mate.
🚨 Xavi: “It’s a pity, our Champions League is over due to referee’s mistake”.
“I just told the referee that he’s been a disaster. It’s the reality”.
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England scored 5 goals in this tournament during the 105 minutes Cole Palmer was on the pitch & 3 goals in the 525 he wasn’t
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Sean Dyche has won more games of PL Football this season than Roberto De Zerbi.
No one will tell you this because Sean Dyche is from Kettering, drinks beer & sounds like he’s had Laryngitis since 2008.
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Obesity.
Gusto is shrewd business for Chelsea. Reece James is elite, but his injury history & obesity is concerning. Gusto also allows tactical flexibility with various build-up & defensive schemes.
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2024: Off to Newcastle for £8 million, whilst we buy a £55 million centre back called Angelino Dimitrioskialov from mid table in Ligue 1 and play him left back for two years
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Imagine being so bad you play 372 times for Chelsea; winning 2 PL’s, 4 FA Cups, 2 League Cups, the European Cup & a Europa League.
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This is disgusting & strangely isn’t being discussed anywhere. 🤔
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SKY SPORTS:
“Liverpool through & will play against Chelsea at the ‘Anfield of the South.’”
NUMBER OF APPEARANCES AT ‘NEW’ WEMBLEY:
Chelsea 19
Liverpool 7
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You had 145 opportunities, you fairy.
"I wish I had been given more of an opportunity."
Christian Pulisic was left frustrated by his spell at Chelsea 🗣️
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Chelsea have achieved this 12 times.
‘No History’. 👍🏻
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You’re the temporary Manager of a mid-table club.
Know your place & pipe down.
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🎶🎶🎶
Oh Enzo Maresca’s magic,
He wears a magic hat,
14 games at Parma,
Egbali’s having that,
He won Div 2 at Leicester,
Although many will scoff,
And when we’re 12th on Boxing Day,
The board will fuck him off
🎶🎶🎶🎶
🚨📝 Chelsea are now set for discussions with Enzo Maresca and are expected to agree a contract spanning a minimum of 5️⃣ years. 😳
(
@David_Ornstein
)
#CFC
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They might as well admit the whole thing is a farce & is decided by fans of certain clubs.
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BY THE WAY, THIS FOOTBALL TEAM COST CIRCA £350 MILLION TO ASSEMBLE
Slonina
Anselmino
Disasi
Badiashile
Cucurella
Santos
Ugochukwu
Kellyman
Mudryk
Washington
Omorodion
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Of the 17 teams to have played Premier League football since January 1st 2023, Chelsea are officially now bottom of the League.
Up the progress.
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Sky Sports News today;
Mane, Mane, Mane, Mane, Mane.
TalkSPORT this morning;
Mane, Mane, Mane, Mane, Mane.
No mention of Chelsea’s Goalkeeper saving a penalty, anywhere. SHOCK. 🙄
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Todd Boehly’s signed every other 16 year old in the world apart from the one who’s the absolute fucking bollocks
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In an era where footballers are often millionaires by their 20th birthday & many can’t be arsed by 25, this man represents all that’s right about playing the game.
Not far off 40, he’s a role model for kids to look up to.
Been an honour & privilege to watch him play. LEGEND 💙
Thiago Silva will say goodbye to
@ChelseaFC
and the Premier League this Sunday.
From the brink of retirement at 21 years old, to becoming one of the world’s best defenders, here is the Brazilian’s inspiring story.
@tsilva3
|
@ChelseaFC
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He’s not wrong. They couldn’t defend either.
Gary Neville on
@TrentAA
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“He’s a phenomenon. He’s De Bruyne, Beckham and Gerrard in one - from right back.” [Sky]
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There is & he actually wins stuff
Saka has played right wing, left back, and right wing back.
There's quite literally nobody like him.
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2 weeks ago, Chelsea were denied a goal in a Cup Final. Also, the horrendous ‘challenge’ from Keita (Red Card, all day) barely mentioned since.
Today, in a ‘meaningless’ Premier League game, it was our turn to ‘get lucky’.
Watch how differently they are reported/discussed…🤔
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Basically, if Chelsea played Tottenham 38 times in a League season, we’d get 114 points & not concede a single goal.
👍🏻
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That Armando Broja definitely looks like the kind of striker Chelsea would sign for £72.5 million from Atletico Madrid...
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‘Cole Palmer only scores Penalties’
- Scored more open play goals than Salah
- Scored more headers than Haaland
- Scored more right footed goals than Maddison
- Scored more hat tricks than Watkins
- Scored more goals outside the box than Mac Allister
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Newcastle’s best team in 30 years.
Chelsea’s worst team in 30 years.
Alan Shearer on Chelsea beating Fulham:
“I still can’t work out how you can spend that much money and still need a goalkeeper maybe, still need a centre-half, and definitely need a centre forward but three wins, a little bit better, but I wouldn’t get too excited.”
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His right foot is as useful as Anne Frank’s drum kit
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The Chelsea Squad giving City a guard of honour before the game today.
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The same bloke who last week attempted to spend £110 million on a Midfielder to play in front of a £75 million Centre Half & £70 million Goalie, whilst playing through balls to a £90 million Centre Forward he doesn’t play.
Klopp:
“The endless money causes a problem. Because I sit here and think ‘ok, what can we do now???’. It would be nice if there’s some regulation.”
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Cole Palmer is fast becoming a Chelsea cult hero.
Peter Drury (as ever) doing the moment justice.
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Here’s what I think will happen;
1) A lot of speculation
2) A lot of scaremongering
3) It gets sorted & the club is sold
4) Life carries on as normal
5) The media continue to dislike us
6) We continue to be the bollocks..
..Starting tonight, at Norwich.
Sing up.
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Bielsa has walked. Roman has walked. You know what to do, Romelu… be a man.
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Dear Craig Burley, Chelsea have more European Cups than you have real teeth. Bore off, mate.
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As will being remembered as the first English Club to win the League with a rapist in Centre Mid.
It cost Chelsea £21m to buy out Graham Potter’s contract from Brighton and £60m to sack him. An appointment that will go down in football history.
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It was actually £62 million up front with the rest dependant on Chelsea winning stuff, Gary.
It shall therefore remain £62 million until the Brazilian lads we’ve bought have hit puberty.
Gary Lineker: “We have talked about their signings but I see something in Mudryk. I think there is something in there. He scored a goal, he has three goals now, he is quick. He shows a few signs, he ought to as he cost £100 million but that’s not his fault.”
{The Rest Is
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If this was Peter Schmeichel in Red and not Petr Cech in Blue, they tell you this is the best save of all time.
A save that still defies belief... 🤯
#OnThisDay
in 2012,
@PetrCech
produced one of the most sensational saves in FA Cup history to deny
@LFC
whilst helping guide
@ChelseaFC
to FA Cup glory! 🧤
#EmiratesFACup
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Three weeks ago, Tottenham were 6th with four games in hand.
They’ve now played those games in hand & are 8th.
😂
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🚨 Nicolas Jackson set to miss the next 3 games after catching gonorrhoea. 🚨
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Dear Norwich fans,
If you think Billy Gilmour doesn’t also want to ‘fuck off back to Chelsea’ you are sadly mistaken.
He’s had more man-of-the-match performances in a Norwich shirt than you can count on your 12 fingers.
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Wouldn’t surprise me if the Premier League moved Liverpool’s game with Brentford to Cameroon next weekend to make sure they were full strength.
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Reece James is back. Mateo Kovacic is back. Mason Mount is back…
Chelsea are back.
Roll on Sunday. 🍻
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City might be playing orgasmic football right now, but can they do it on a dry, humid, Saturday evening in May, in Porto?
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As a Chelsea fan, you can’t help but look at this and think ‘fuck off December’. 🤬
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Raheem Sterling earnt more money yesterday (£46,428) than 85% of the UK population will this entire year.
Fuck offffffff.
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I miss the days where a footballer who was dropped would do extra training, keep their mouth shut & graft to get back in the side.
Jog on, you overpaid minge
A representative for Raheem Sterling has issued this statement after he was left out of Chelsea's squad to face Man City.
#BBCFootball
#CHEMCI
#PL
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Midweek fact;
Roberto di Matteo won as many major trophies during his 42 games in charge of Chelsea (2) as Jurgen Klopp has managed in 7 years at Liverpool.
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If Rudiger does this tomorrow, Liverpool get 3 penalties, by the way.
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If Pochettino’s Chelsea played Real Madrid over two legs I honestly think we’d lose 43-6 on aggregate
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As we have been all season, but no one will mention it because Eddie Howe isn’t in charge.
🚨Chelsea are without 10 players for the trip to Old Trafford as Noni Madueke and Lesley Ugochukwu join the injury list. Nkunku and Lavia are still on the update issued before each match.
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Dry your eyes, mate.
Why are Chelsea fans protesting for an owner, when Kevin de Bruyne and Sergio Aguero are their owners
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I see Zouma is suddenly an ex-Chelsea player, & not a current West Ham one.
Of course he is.
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Breaking News 🚨
Chelsea & Liverpool will both be missing a Goalkeeper, Right Back, Centre Half, Defensive Midfielder & Attacking Midfielder at Wembley.
Apparently, this means it’s advantage Chelsea because their injuries don’t count & Liverpool won a few Leagues 50 years ago.
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Chelsea are the bollocks and the girl of my dreams SAID YES.
Up the Chels. 💍
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Will never, ever understand any Chelsea ‘fan’ digging out Frank Lampard.
Ever.
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Here’s Gabby Agbonlahor scoring at Chelsea in 2006.
(Villa finished 11th, 33 points behind Chelsea).
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No doubt in my mind, he bows out a Legend.
Arguably the most dedicated model-pro at the Club during his tenure. Won the lot without being able to sprint for about the past 4 years.
Dave. 💙
Understand César Azpilicueta has now full agreement on personal terms with Inter. Two year deal sealed. 🚨⚫️🔵
Chelsea are expected to let him go by terminating his contract despite being still valid until 2024.
There’s always been genuine respect between Azpi and Chelsea.
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Match of the Day not showing the tackle on Malang Sarr at all, or discussing the blatant penalty on Azpilicueta is the most Match of the Day analysis of a Chelsea match thing ever. 🙄
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Thomas Tuchel is someone I would love to manage Chelsea for the next decade.
On so many levels, we are so lucky to have him. Have just seen him put some very lazy Journalists to bed, and he is spot-on. The man is a class act.
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Just when Ranieri thought his day couldn’t get any worse, John Terry is almost certainly gonna turn him into a Cartoon Ape.
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Chelsea are last on Match of the Day.
They absolutely despise us, don’t they. 😂😂😂😂
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That rattling noise of the Matthew Harding being kicked the fuck out of when we score is one of the many reasons I never ever want us moving.
It’s everything.
UNBELIEVABLE!! 🔥
Cole Palmer steals the show to complete his hat trick and put Chelsea back in the lead! 🤩
📺
@tntsports
&
@discoveryplusUK
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Just like that, England’s coefficient & that extra Champions League spot is undone.
An insult to the work Chelsea/Liverpool & City have done.
Utd & Newcastle. Pathetic.
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His record:
Played 8, won 1, drawn 1, lost 6.
Just the 6 goals for Frank.
🚨 Former Manchester City midfielder Stephen Ireland:
"Frank Lampard, I've always got the better of him when I've played against him."
😭
#CFC
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You can certainly make a case for TAA or VVD, but I still think VAR has been Liverpool’s best player this season.
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No words.
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Since Arsenal last won the League Drogba has won;
* 4 Premier Leagues
* 1 Champions League
* 1 Europa League
* 4 FA Cups
* 3 League Cups
* 1 Turkish League
* 2 Turkish Cups
* Built a School for kids
* Built a Hospital
* Applied to become President of his country.
Cringe.
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Removing my Chelsea bias, I really do think that if Mo Salah carries on he might well surpass Salomon Kalou as the greatest African footballer to play in the Premier League.
Maybe.
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If you’re a Manchester City fan out on the piss tonight & you start with £100 in your pocket, spend £62 on Beer, lose £15 on the Fruit Machine, blow £7.50 on a Large Kebab & your Cab home costs you a Tenner, how many European Cups do you have at the end of the night????
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Still winds me up.
Literally changed the rule immediately after, too.
BENT AS ARSEHOLES.
Marcos Alonso’s disallowed goal vs Real Madrid in the 2022 Champions league quarter-final 💔
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We’d be at least 7th in the League if he’d squared these to a teammate & not missed himself every time.
I hate him.
The 88th time this season Raheem Sterling has been a selfish cunt.
Fuck him offffffffffffffff
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I’m actually shocked Oliver Skipp’s foul on Azpilicueta didn’t lead to a Liverpool penalty.
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Tomorrow is not just one year since Frank Lampard left Chelsea, but also one day closer to him returning (whenever it may be, it is inevitable) and winning the fucking lot.
Never write that man off. 👍🏻
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Chelsea’s recent Defensive Midfield ‘hard men’, in pictures.
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Any ‘best Premier League XI of all time’ that doesn’t feature Ashley Cole in it, is not really a ‘best Premier League XI of all time’.
🤷🏼♂️
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Back in the good old days, when one Country attacked another Country, we steamed in & helped sort it.
Now, we just sit back, watch a War unfold & stop kids buying Football shirts with Havertz on the back.
What have we become.
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How lucky we are to have this man lead us. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
My belief is that all this constant negativity outside (from the Media) will only make the squad stronger inside the dressing room.
Keep it up. 👍🏻
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Won 1 Charity Shield 113 years ago & fans act as if they’re Real Madrid.
“Their project”? Do me a favour.
What project is that, how to collapse a Top 4 powerhouse and set the best part of a billion on fire? 4 managers since Boehly has take over.
You and your agent are going for money. Don’t kid us you’re going to Chelsea for footballing reasons.
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Scenes when Cole Palmer and Phil Foden don’t get a look in for England but Rashford and Henderson start the first game at the Euros.
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If he played for Liverpool, he’d be Sir Andreas Christensen MBE by now.
42 clean sheets in his last 52 competitive games...
Don't sleep on Andreas Christensen 🔒
#UCL
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Armando Broja is special.
Armando Broja is 20 years of age.
Armando Broja is Chelsea.
Armando Broja better still be Chelsea in August, or else what a monumental mistake it would be. 🇦🇱
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“FUCCCCCK OFF CHELSEA FC, YOU AIN’T GOT NO HISTORY....” 🙄
25 years ago today we bashed up Liverpool & went to on give many of us the best Chelsea day of our lives in May. 💙
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Easy.
In your opinion what’s the most underrated goal in football?
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Those ‘disappointed’ with Frank. Ask yourself, how is he meant to respond when asked the question re his relationship with Roman?
They know what they’re doing. It’s a dignified response to an unnecessary Chelsea-related question, at a Press Conference before Everton play Wolves.
🗣 "I could count on one hand how many times I've seen him in the last many years I worked for Chelsea."
Frank Lampard denies that he has a personal relationship with Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich
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