Just realised it's 3 years ago today my wife walked out of our Marriage and 16 year relationship. If anybody on here is in contact with her, can you tell her I said thanks? I've had the best 3 years of my life. x
Steven Gerrard said, and I quote.... "We were the better side against the best team in the League with 10 men for 60 minutes, if not 55 minutes". I present you exhibit A....
Utterly devastated. My Dad was tragically killed in a Car accident today. I don't know the full details as of yet. I just need to get home to my family. I won't be around for a few weeks folks. Take care of yourselves. x
Reigning SPFL champions -
#Celtic
Reigning League Cup Winners -
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Reigning Scottish Cup Winners -
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Only Scottish side in Europe
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Top of the SPFL going into the new year with a game in hand -
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How do you like them apples?
80,000 of us Seville all having a laugh, a Beer & a sing song with our pals with not one arrest. Manchester & now Glasgow wrecked. Emergency services stretched during a pandemic & with them all battering each other. The mind boggles man it really does. Buffoonery personified!!
If 1 trophy out of 9 in Scotland gets you linked with the Aston Villa job then surely Callum Davidson must be a shoe in as the next Man City manager.....
If Nacho Novo & Maurice Johnston were in the Studio at Celtic Park & myself & my Security teams job was to make sure that they were safe, 100% they would be. Just cause I canny stand the 2 fannies, I'd still do my job and so would my team. Disgraceful that tonight.
If Rangers win the Scottish Cup this season, it will be a better achievement than the first man to walk on the Moon. Thoughts lads?
@KThomsonAcademy
@chris_sutton73
Kris Boyd has never seen a better set piece specialist than Tav in Scotland hahahaha. Get tae fuck son. A packet of Monster Munch on the way home fat boy.
When I seen Walter Smith & Ally McCoist carrying Tommy Burns coffin, that told me all I needed to know about both men. Walter was a giant in the Scottish game. Broke my heart on many occasions but earned my respect. RIP Sir.
Ange stood there watching our fans singing YNWA with a tear in his eye the other day.
It absolutely baffles me man. He will never ever ever ever, see that ever again. Off to mediocrity. Spurs are a fucking basketcase.
Never seen a night like this on Twitter. The Scumbags are all out in force. A Football team lost a game of Football but Wee Jay, who hasn't harmed a soul in his life, a Fitba players kids & people that have died of Cancer seem fair game. The depths of depravity know no bounds.
3 weeks ago when I was home, I fortunately got to spend a few hours with my Papa. We had a few laughs & a few refreshments. Unfortunately he passed away yesterday but I'm eternally grateful I got those last few hours with him. God rest you Jeremiah Moriarty. Some boy!!
Just saw two R*ngers fans getting a photo with a Union Jack flag at the Petrol Station where the two IRA members were shot in the 80's. That's all they have left now is hatred because they're pish at Football.
That Shoot The Board message outside Celtic Park is an absolute disgrace. We've done nothing but build our reputation as some of the best fans on this planet. Nonsense like that is not needed. Wise up ffs.
Pub league player!! I went to the Camp Nou with my
@CelticFC
top the year after he left Barcelona. The tour guides got on their knees and done the Ole to me. I was like, "WTF"? "Henrik Larsson"!! they said. An absolute legend at that club too & Ronaldinho's hero. A special man.
Unbelievable response for my Da today in Saltcoats. The Street's were lined with folk clapping for him. Cemetery and wake absolutely packed. Some boy Jackie boy. x
Ok, I'll say it. That was the worst fucking treble celebration I've ever seen in 45 years by the way. Completely overshadowed by all this Ange pish. We just broke a World record ffs and it just seems like fuck all. Unbelievable man.
#Celtic
Got to see my Da just there. To get those final words with him there has been such an amazing experience. Thank you all for the messages of support for myself and my family. I will in time try to get through the literally thousands. Thank you. x
Imagine that penalty decision last night was at the other end? Aberdeen 2-1 up and an Aberdeen player went down like that in the box in the 81st minute. Do you think the referee would've blown for a penalty? Absolutely no chance!! You all know it and I know it. Call it out!!
The next time a R*ngers fan slags you off for last night's result. Ask them this. Would you rather be in the last 16 of the Europa or be on the verge of 9 League titles in a row? Case closed.
"But can they play"?
This should be written above the tunnel at
@CelticFC
park as a tribute to the great man. Every Celtic player should look the opposition up and down and think this before they walk out to Paradise.
God bless you
#BertieAuld
Well after a horrific start to the year for most of us. I finally have some amazing news that I can share with you all. The big job in Gibraltar that I was going for? I got it!! I had to wait 9 weeks for the decision understandably with everything that's going on. Life changer!!
Gerrard for me is becoming what McCoist looked like towards the end of his tenure. Devoid of ideas and utterly fucking clueless about tactics and how to change a game. It's beautiful to watch it really is.
Wow!! Just read Gary Ralstons article in one of the Scottish online newspapers there about Alfredo Morelos. Barring Alfredo's charitable side etc, I've probably and I mean genuinely, NEVER read so much pish in all my life. Incredible nonsense.
I absolutely love folk ripping into me on Twitter about my fashion sense. 2 years ago I came to Spain with £20 & a Rucksack. I'm nearly 43 and got 5 self published books now. Live in a 6 bedroom villa in Spain with a pool & have a 26yo stunning Ukrainian girlfriend. Brutal. x
Genuinely never had a better 48 hours. The salty tears have been the best bits. Those bastards won everything when I was a bhoy. They absolutely hate what's happening now. Enjoy it and embrace it. x
Final preparations today for my Da's funeral tomorrow. Shirt & tie purchased. Shave booked for half one. We'll give him one hell of a send off tomorrow.
I'm just about to reunited with both of my children for the first time in 5 and a half years. If you've followed my story you will know how much I've longed for this day. It's been tough and emotional. I've never gave up and today I finally reap the rewards. x
Walking through the middle of Gibraltar with my Hoops top on. An older guy comes up to me with his Hoops top on. Never met him before. A 5 minute blether about the Hoops. We're off for a pint together. Magic.
One for the young team since the Euros are just around the corner. Here's how many
@ScottishFA
caps the
#LisbonLions
won.
#Celtic
Simpson 5
Craig 1
Gemmell 18
Murdoch 12
McNeil 29
Clark 4
Jinky 23
Wallace 7
Chalmers 5
Auld 3
Lennox 10
Shocking stuff!!
So my wee bit of news is that the biggest Security firm in Gibraltar asked me in for an interview yesterday and have offered me a cracking job with them. More money, more benefits & with a cracking chance of progression through the company. Over the moon. Start the 5th of Nov.
Fuck me!! So I was walking around looking at the empty shelves minding my own business, when a security guard asked me how the fuck I got into the Rangers trophy room....
#COVID2019
@CelticFC
@kierantierney1
@Arsenal
Best of luck KT. Came back from the Hospital with a broken jaw to lift the Cup. Sat in with the fans when you weren't playing. Orchestrated the GB. Been with us since you were 7 years old. Cost us nothing and gave us everything!!
I'm just a fud fae Saltcoats. Yes I live the best life I can in Spain. I like to have a laugh & a joke on here. I'm no better than any person on here. It kills me to see people slaughtered on here. Let's all just get along. We're all the same. x
Lockdown in the UK is looking imminent so a wee bit of advice from Southern Spain. We're on day 5 tomorrow. Don't fucking panic buy. There's enough for everyone!! Make Casseroles & Soup etc. Stuff that will last 2-3 days. Get Pasta, Eggs and other wee bits. Look after yer elders.
So much hate on Twitter haha. I'm a guy fae Saltcoats traveling the World, living each day as my last and see if you don't like that, unfollow me or don't look at my Tweets. It's pretty simple really. Keep your nastiness to yourself because I'm always smiling lads. Always. x