@Barclaycard I am not a customer, they are only to invite me to join.

RT @BercowSweary: THE HONOURABLE MEMBER WILL REFRAIN FROM CALLING THE PRIME MINISTER A BUNGLECUNT, NO MATTER HOW FUCKING TRUE IT MAY BE. ht…

@FirstinGlasgow what to do when some junky is smoking on the boss and the driver doesn't care?

@derekmduke I can't get enough of the music you make. All of it is phenomenal.

@shopsilverburn looks like your graphics card might need replacing.