RT @AMAZlNGNATURE: You didn’t need a video of an otter being eepy, but here you go

At least we got a proper National Anthem this year.

U2, Brute?

RIP Tom Robbins, who wrote one of the most mind-blowing things I ever read as a teenager. I was way too young to be reading it, which is exactly why I did. One of the chief contributing factors leading to my current warped existence. I always wanted to write like this.

@Alphafox78 Freedom of the Breasts.

@CardiffElect Turns out you're twice the asshole everyone thought you were.

@AmazingPopPod Repo Man

@its_The_Dr Take em all.

@LibertyCappy Nope. It's hilarious.

@mamaavalos701 @LauraLoomer @SenatorDurbin @Kash_Patel That first sentence is so structurally unsound, I believe it may collapse on itself. You have the ability edit with a blue check mark, you know.

@BradTheThinker @AmazingPopPod Would it redeem him in your eyes to know that he was directing episodes of Blossom right up til his death in 1993?

@AmazingPopPod This was my Friday night in 1979-80. I'll add that the Muppet Show aired here just before the Hulk on Fridays, so my evening was set.

@WintersPolitics That depends on how you feel about a Vance/Johnson administration. If you're feeling froggy, go for it.

Just for fun, Clearwater Chad.

@LibertyCappy 12-Pac

@Nina7Infinity They ruin everything. They'll kill the undead.

NOT-SO BREAKING NEWS: Retired Call Screener Stuttering John Melendez called in to Rob Saul's show from his iPhone because he has no Internet at home. He's doing paid Cameos from his car on McDonald's wi-fi because his mom had it shut off at HER house. #millionaire

@JustinTrudeau Hiding, and begging for money.

@AmazingPopPod He replaced Fred Grandy, "Gopher", who got elected to Congress.