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@Schuster_Elias
Elias Schuster
1 year
Nikola Jokic Nikola Jokic when he wins when he gets a ring to go home
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@Schuster_Elias
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4 years
Just two one-time NFC Champs
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3 months
The Bulls could have traded Andre Drummond to the 76ers at the deadline for three second-round picks. They decided not to and remained "competitive." Now, Drummond goes to Philly and the Bulls end up with nothing. Just some crazy mismanagement by this front office.
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Bears draft Caleb Williams and Rome Odunze Sky draft Angel Reese and Kamilla Cardoso Cubs have the best farm system in baseball Blackhawks have Connor Bedard Welcome to the Chicago Sports Renaissance!
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@Schuster_Elias
Elias Schuster
11 months
After nine seasons, Craig Counsell will finally see what it’s like to manage a home game in Milwaukee.
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@Schuster_Elias
Elias Schuster
3 years
Find someone who celebrates you like DeMar DeRozan celebrates his teammates:
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Thank you. Thank you so much.
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@Schuster_Elias
Elias Schuster
1 year
Bears No. 1 Blackhawks No. 1 Bulls No. 1 EVERYONE SCREAM IT INTO EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW
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@Schuster_Elias
Elias Schuster
9 months
They had Justin Fields throw the ball 16 times in a game they were losing basically the entire time. What an embarrassment.
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@Schuster_Elias
Elias Schuster
3 years
The vibes? Oh, they’re good.
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@Schuster_Elias
Elias Schuster
3 years
Patrick Wisdom when he got called up:
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@Schuster_Elias
Elias Schuster
2 years
- Coby White misses first month - Patrick Williams misses 65 gms - Every player enters protocols (minus pickup Tristan Thompson). - Lonzo Ball done for season - Caruso plays just 41 gms - Caruso concussion in Game 4 - LaVine protocols before Game 5 I can't believe that luck.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
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@Schuster_Elias
Elias Schuster
3 years
Since January 15th ... NBA leader in points: DeMar DeRozan (557) NBA leader in rebounds: Nikola Vucevic (226)
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Elias Schuster
3 years
DeMar made Kawhi show emotion. Give him the MVP right now.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
So DeMar is literally just gonna turn Ayo into a mini-me. Cool. Very cool.
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Elias Schuster
3 months
The Chicago Bulls' last two player trades: - Lauri Markkanen for a lottery-protected Portland pick (which has yet to convey and might not) and Derrick Jones Jr. (who just played in the Finals for a different team) - Alex Caruso for Josh Giddey These were also 34 months apart.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
If you’re not watching the Chicago Bulls yet, you’re missing the best team story in the league right now.
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@Schuster_Elias
Elias Schuster
2 years
Bulls fans are going to remember that DeMar DeRozan game for the rest of their life. He attacked a DPOY and 2x MVP like it was nothing to tie that series. No matter what happens next, that's now an iconic Bulls playoff performance.
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@Schuster_Elias
Elias Schuster
5 years
Chicago watching Aaron Rodgers walk to his couch on February 2nd.
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Elias Schuster
1 year
I present to you … The Perfect Pitch
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2 years
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Elias Schuster
3 years
He may not be No. 1, but DeMar DeRozan 100% belongs in the MVP conversation. Dude has done wonders for this Bulls team.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
The last time the Chicago Bulls were 6-1 the starting lineup was ... Derrick Rose Rip Hamilton Luol Deng Carlos Boozer Joakim Noah (Aka: 2011-12 season)
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Elias Schuster
2 years
If the Bulls truly want a new starting C, Myles Turner makes a lot of sense, right? An elite shot-blocker, a 34.9% career 3-point shooter, an improving rebounder, and only 26 years old. I totally get the Gobert interest, but Turner feels like the more cost-effective target.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
The most savage thing about the DeRozan buzzer-beater is that he is a career 28.5% 3-point shooter who didn't even need a 3 to win.
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Elias Schuster
2 years
A 36-year-old Giannis and 38-year-old AD anchoring the Bulls' frontcourt in 2031 is gonna be lit.
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@Schuster_Elias
Elias Schuster
2 years
The show goes on 🎥
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Ayo Dosunmu had the length and lateral speed to be a solid defender, but I can’t believe he is this good this fast. His on-ball D has been absurd. He’s hung with some of the best scorers in the league. Always moves his feet. Great timing on the contest. Special stuff ⬇️
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Elias Schuster
3 years
DeMar DeRozan’s last 7 games: 31pts 45pts 38pts 36pts 35pts 38pts 40pts Not only playing some of the best basketball of his career, but playing some of the best basketball in the NBA. He’s a true MVP candidate, and it’s been truly special to watch.
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Elias Schuster
1 year
Nikola Vucevic: Career-high 82 games Patrick Williams: Career-high 82 games Coby White: Career-high 74 games Alex Caruso: Career-high 67 games Zach LaVine: Ties second-most games of his career with 77 As rough as this year was, props to these guys for staying on the court.
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Elias Schuster
2 years
I can't begin to describe how cold-blooded it was for DeMar DeRozan to nail those two consecutive midrange jumpers over Giannis. Dear lord.
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Elias Schuster
2 years
Short Alex Caruso thread. It’s hard to describe just how good he was across the court in Game 2. The defense (per usual) was tremendous. Ridiculously good hands and insane awareness to draw those charges. Simply one of the smartest and most precise defenders in the NBA.
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Elias Schuster
8 months
It's official ... The Chicago Bulls have made one trade in 893 days. They haven't made an in-season trade in 1,050 days.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
The East-leading Brooklyn Nets have lost 7 games this season. Two are to the Chicago Bulls. I can't emphasize it enough: THE BULLS ARE BACK.
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Elias Schuster
2 years
Can’t believe these Packers fans showed up at Bears camp.
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@Schuster_Elias
Elias Schuster
3 years
The transition and fastbreak combo of Lonzo Ball and Zach LaVine is becoming truly lethal. LaVine’s speed and athleticism mixed with Ball’s natural instinct to keep his eyes up the floor creates such easy buckets. Easy to see why Lonzo was on the Bulls radar for so long.
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Elias Schuster
4 years
Arturas Karnisovas rolling up to Jim Boylen’s office now that the Bulls season is officially over:
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Warriors Clippers Lakers Blazers Nuggets The Chicago Bulls just walked out of that five-game road trip 3-2. Oh, and they did it without their All-Star center. For those still questioning whether this team was legit, this gave you an answer.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Players currently averaging at least 12pts, 5ast, 5reb, 1blk: Giannis Antetokounmpo LeBron James LONZO BALL The Bulls' point guard has been one of the most well-rounded players in the game this season.
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Elias Schuster
9 months
Coby White made this ...
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@Schuster_Elias
Elias Schuster
4 years
I know how to fix the Cubs bullpen ...
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Elias Schuster
2 years
If LaVine leaves, he leaves. But to use the idea that he's mad about being second fiddle to DeRozan as an explanation for why he would try to go to the Lakers is flat-out hilarious. "I'm the true No. 1! LeBron and AD know that!" Just ... lol
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Elias Schuster
3 years
In two games versus the Nets ... LaVine-DeRozan: 112pts Durant-Harden: 94pts Bulls: 2-0
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Wow, this is outstanding. The on-court stuff has of course been next level, but this is a representation of all the little things that make the DeRozan signing so important for the franchise. Bulls got a top-tier teammate and leader.
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Nico Haeflinger
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DeMar DeRozan in Champaign today for the Ayo Dosunmu jersey ceremony #BullsNation
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@Schuster_Elias
Elias Schuster
3 years
Bulls Current Roster Starters: Lonzo Ball Zach LaVine DeMar DeRozan Patrick Williams Nikola Vucevic Bench: Caruso DJJ White Bradley Dosumu Green TBJ Simonovic Two-way: Dotson Bulls have 2 roster spots open and 1 two-way. AKME must strike PF next, but what a revamp.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Just saw a man eating Portillos as he walked down the street to the United Center for Bulls opening night. Elite Chicago vibes.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Lonzo Ball and Alex Caruso deserve a raise after that 1st quarter.
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Elias Schuster
6 months
Ayo Dosunmu is now 8-2 in his career against Trae Young
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Elias Schuster
1 year
Two things can be true ... (1) Torrey Craig and Jevon Carter are both smart signings that fill areas of need. (2) The Bulls have had an underwhelming offseason that appears to be doubling down on a nucleus that has limited potential.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Packers fans rn Bears fans rn
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Elias Schuster
2 years
This Bulls team has to show up in Round 1. DeRozan & White fight for the rebound. White dives on the floor. LaVine’s eyes are up the court. DJJ sprints out in transition. DeRozan hustles in case he can’t convert. Extra effort + elite athleticism can lead to great things.
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Elias Schuster
5 years
Me on my way to Wrigleyville the second a new Opening Day is announced:
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Elias Schuster
5 years
The #Cubs shooting their shot when the Trade Deadline hit like:
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Elias Schuster
3 years
No one in the NBA this season has a better story than DeMar DeRozan. Thought of as part his prime and not worth an $85 million deal (3-year), he is the 6th-leading scorer and top 4th-quarter bucket-getter. DeMar is the reason the Bulls will enter 2022 as the East's top seed.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Gonna be wild when Patrick Williams returns and drags the Bulls to a ring while becoming the new face of the NBA.
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Elias Schuster
4 years
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Last night: Ayo Dosunmu has two crucial turnovers in OT loss to Raptors Tonight: Ayo Dosunmu hits the dagger dunk with 16.3 left in win over Pacers Finished with 15pts and career-high 14sts What a bounceback. This guy is doing special stuff. Easily the steal of the draft.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
*Javy Baez does something that I totally know he is capable of* Still Me:
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Elias Schuster
3 months
DeMar DeRozan jerseys will never be looked at sideways in the United Center. That’s how you know when you left a mark.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Zach LaVine: 23pts (8-12 FG) Lonzo Ball: 21pts (7-10 3PT) DeMar DeRozan: 17pts (+20) Nikola Vucevic: 18pts (8-14 FG) Alex Caruso: 16pts (6 STL) The Chicago Bulls have so many ways to attack you. Putting the league on notice as they move to 8-3.
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Elias Schuster
2 years
Bulls doing nothing yet and letting backup centers fall off the board has me both scared and intrigued.
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Elias Schuster
2 years
Just watch how far Ayo had to travel to put himself in a position to grab that rebound. This guy is a winning player.
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Elias Schuster
2 years
Quick Patrick Williams 🧵 Pat's best game of the season came thanks to two things: Physicality and decisiveness. Had a quick trigger in his midrange spots and didn't hesitate to put a shoulder down to get to the rim. Loved his finish through O'Neal and drive past Watanabe.
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Elias Schuster
5 years
*Avengers theme* *Craig Kimbrel comes through portal*
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Bleacher Nation
5 years
Five-run leads in the 7th inning should be safe. It shouldn't be like this.
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Elias Schuster
5 years
Ugh, why can’t we all get along the same way we sing along during the 7th-inning stretch? Win or lose... people join in. #Cubs
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Elias Schuster
3 years
I can’t wait for Zach LaVine to have his Devin Booker playoff moment.
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Elias Schuster
5 years
Before Aaron Gordon dunks tomorrow night, I want all the lights to shut off in the United Center. Then, a spotlight drops on a man standing in the tunnel with his head down. The man slowly looks up. It's Zach LaVine. Gordon cries. LaVine dunks over a crying Gordon. 3x Champ.
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Elias Schuster
4 years
“IT’S CALLED THE SEARS TOWER!”
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Elias Schuster
2 years
The one thing the Bulls' new front office had going for them was that they picked a direction. They said winning was the goal. Two trade deadlines and one free agency later, they have only Drummond, Dragic, and two months of Tristan Thompson to show for. There is no goal.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
The NBA's current Top-10 leading scorers: PG (28.9) KD (28.3) Giannis (27.4) DEROZAN (27.0) Morant (27.0) J Brown (26.9) Steph (26.7) LAVINE (25.8) Jokic (25.1) AD (25.0) *The Chicago Bulls are the only team to have two players make the cut so far. What a lethal duo 👀
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Elias Schuster
5 years
One passive-aggressive comment to define Chicago teams: Bulls: "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed." Cubs: "You're just taking your time." Sox: "I love how hard you try." Hawks: "Hey, you had some great years." Bears: "I just thought things would be a bit different."
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Elias Schuster
3 years
HE DID IT AGAIN WTF LOL
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Elias Schuster
3 years
The most savage thing about the DeRozan buzzer-beater is that he is a career 28.5% 3-point shooter who didn't even need a 3 to win.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Just a reminder that the NBA is better when the Bulls are good.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
zAcH aNd DeMaR cAnT pLaY tOgEtHeR LaVine: 25.4pts, 5.2reb, 4.4ast DeRozan: 22.0pts, 5.4reb, 4.6ast Bulls: Take down undefeated Jazz and move to 5-1. 👀
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Elias Schuster
5 years
I just feel like this needs to exist now. #Cubs
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Elias Schuster
3 years
So Ayo Dosunmu just made back-to-back buckets to give Chicago their third-straight preseason win. I guess being clutch translates to the NBA 🤷‍♂️
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Elias Schuster
3 years
The Chicago Bulls have a ways to go, but tonight gave me such an optimistic feeling. People don’t realize just how big this franchise is when they’re good. Chicago is a basketball city, and we could finally be on the brink of getting that unmatched atmosphere back.
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@Schuster_Elias
Elias Schuster
3 years
Ayo Dosunmu has averaged 39.2 minutes over the last five games. As great as the rookie has been this season, and as much as I love to watch him, the Bulls shouldn't have to ask that much of him. Just goes to show how bad this injury trouble has been.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
The Bulls just made the Durant-Harden Nets clear their bench. So, yeah, I think it's time they are taken seriously.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Same but different
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Zach LaVine just did what superstars do. Wow.
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Elias Schuster
7 months
The Detroit Pistons have 9 total wins this season …. Two of them are against the Bulls. And this team did nothing at the trade deadline lololol
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Elias Schuster
4 years
An NBA return with the Bulls: 👎 An NBA return without the Bulls that allows Karnisovas and Eversley to start making more changes and potentially start a coaching search: 👍
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Elias Schuster
2 years
Ryan Poles right now …
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Elias Schuster
2 years
I have nothing but love and respect for Kevin Durant. But too many ruled the Warriors out when he left They won before him. They’ve now won after him. Truly legendary stuff.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Last 4 games for the East's Top-6: Bulls: 3-1 Heat: 1-3 76ers: 3-1 Bucks: 2-2 Cavs: 2-2 Nets: 0-4 While the Bulls were in a vulnerable place after those Jan. losses, teams below have struggled to take advantage. Tight race, but big for the Bulls to still sit alone at the top.
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Elias Schuster
4 years
Literally everyone leaving Wrigley after the first game back:
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Elias Schuster
3 years
The Bulls shot 59.1% from the field and 53.8% from downtown ... and lost. How? Gave up 19 points off 14 turnovers. Lost free-throw battle 24-6. That'll do it.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Grayson Allen when he enters the United Center tonight:
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Still thinking about this pass from DeRozan last night:
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Elias Schuster
3 years
Opening night of Final GarPax Year (2019-20): Sato LaVine Porter Markkanen Wendell Opening night of second AKME Year (Projected) Ball LaVine DeRozan Williams Vucevic What a turnaround.
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Elias Schuster
3 years
This is the version of Coby White the Bulls front office expected. Add in his improved effort on the defensive end, and he is becoming such a scary option off the bench. If he and Ayo keep up their level of play, Bulls are going to feel so deep when Caruso/Javonte come back.
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Elias Schuster
8 months
Bears fans every time they watch the Packers lose in the playoffs …
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Elias Schuster
11 months
If the Chicago Bulls front office trades Zach LaVine for win-now pieces to push for the playoffs around a 34-year-old ... I might have to go off the grid and become a monk.
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Elias Schuster
1 year
Zach LaVine next season: $40.1mil Fred VanVleet next season: $40.8mil Let that sink in.
@Will_Gottlieb
Will Gottlieb
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Zach's contract is going to start looking better and better as guys like Kyrie ($42M AAV), VanVleet ($43.3M AAV), Grant ($32M AAV) keep signing at big numbers
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Elias Schuster
5 years
Wow, I didn't realize the aftermath of Robel Garcia's home run yesterday was so intense! #Cubs #EverybodyIn
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Elias Schuster
4 years
Billy Donovan coached Durant, Westbrook, PG, Paul, Beal, and Noah. Billy Donovan has made the playoffs each season in the NBA. Billy Donovan has a 60.8 W/L% in the NBA and had a 70.9 W/L% in the NCAA. Billy Donovan was the NBCA COY. Billy Donovan is an outstanding hire.
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Elias Schuster
10 months
The Bulls wanted to play faster – they are 30th in PACE The Bulls wanted the ball to stick less – they are 30th in AST% The Bulls wanted to live in the paint – they are 27th in Restricted Area FG% The Bulls wanted to shoot more FTs – they are 26th in FTAs What. A. Disaster.
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