Sceptilian 🍉🍉
@Sceptilian70
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18 he/him | I like a lot of rpgs and a bunch of anime/manga lol | big fan of Eve | @unavail32817313 is my wife 💚 Priv if you're an oomf: @Dusk_Sceptilian
PFP: @KyukiArt97
Joined February 2022
making a pinned. I'm sceptilian, 18, he/him, I irregularly post on Twitter and retweet a lot and these are almost all the things I like (I prpbably forgot something here) if you like any of these you should totally follow me
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CAN THIS PICTURE OF SMALLFRY RATIO RON DESANTIS?!
Next month, I'm debating the future freedom of Americans, live, at the next GOP Debate. You won't want to miss it! Add your name, and you and a plus-one will have a chance to attend as my guest.
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@BallsEnjoyer_ when they hit me with this in P4 I knew some real shit amwas about to go down
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I don't care anymore. These idiots can't even play "paint the square" correctly, backlines are getting feeder kds, this is so stupid. Why even try?
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I'm hungry. No other news at the moment. Glory to Master Kohga.
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Wiper main starter pack. Most likely uses Kensa gear and focuses on looking cool. Hypercritical of other Wipers, constantly gets into fights over who is superior. Is on QR drugs. Probably doesn't even have two braincells to rub together
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"I play 52 yeah, no I didn't pick it up cuz of Melon I just think it's like a pretty good weapon, also using Opening Gambit was my idea actually I wasn't copying Melon".
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@empurplephantom these lines make way more sense in the context of 2/2 why do they even say this after joker gets a girlfriend 😭.
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@avesmonster Why are you commenting on FE characters when you've clearly never played the games lol.
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Are we all absolutely sure that this thing can only roll once, like maybe the dude who played it just really sucked.
Say hello to the latest in dualie tech, the Douser Dualies!.This weapon features a unique adjustable nozzle that can be switched depending on the situation. The regular nozzle is used for longer ranges while the secondary rapid-fire nozzle can make short work of nearby targets!
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#NewProfilePic by @/Anthi3c_ I had the Ishzu one for months but I feel like changing it up idk :3
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I didn't get balloons but TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY I'M 17 NOW
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My girlfriend is asleep what am I even supposed to do now.
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@NintendoAmerica No freaking way. You guys better have Power vs Wisdom vs Courage in a couple months.
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But like. why not just wear normal converse. These would take like three hours to tie. .
just doing a quick research here,,. what’s your opinion on these?
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MY FRIEND LET ME BORROW HIS PLAGUE MASK I'M NOW A TRUE SPLATOWEENER
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Today we learned that punctuation is important and that "Nyom's right, balls taste so good" and "Nyom's right balls taste so good" are two very different sentences.
Nyom's right balls taste so good.
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I'm bored give me a weapon and I'll make a kit for it and you can rate it! Sounds fun
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What if the "adjust gear" thing also affects glasses and it lets you do the Octoglasses perched-on-forehead thing? And what about shoes what do shoes do? And can I finally wear headphones on my neck? Please? Please let this be my fashion update bro I want this so bad 😭
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@Kaikuzen0 he's a good antagonist in the sense that there's nothing redeemable about him and you feel absolutely no shame in removing his twisted desires.
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my balloons broke but uh officially 18 happy birthday to me
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I've seen a lot of stupid people in this game, but this idiot takes the cake
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@TylerMcGuirk_ Yeah, I laughed the first time and now it's like "Cool, happy family!" I don't know why people need to make it a weird thing.
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@Arashiisok You can use the splash wall to hide your lack of braincells and the Reefslider special to three letters.
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@jnshibuya yea a cover of it by 8bitbigband. iirc they got a grammy last year for a Meta Knight's Revenge cover!.
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I AM ACTUALLY REALLY HAPPY ABOUT THIS AND I WILL BE PUSHING HIGHER!!
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Gonna be off Twitter for a little while, maybe a few days, maybe a week or two. I won't go into the reasons rn, but can you guys hold down the fort while I'm away?
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Why did God make me a tall guy and then give me the personality of a short precious twink who must be protected.
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What does it mean when you have a dream about your best friend in a bunny suit.
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I normally wouldn't mention stuff like this but yo 30 followers is crazy! Thanks guys!
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@Lordxzaileir oh sorry I meant for thos epeople who are talking like this 😭 this is really bugging me man.
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Splat Twitter users be hating on Splatfests 24/7 but then the second there's no Splatoween announcement there'll be murder in the streets, what's up with that
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Bro does this mean the b0t$ are gonna be able to CALL me now.
audio and video calling are now available to everyone on X! who are you calling first?
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Parents man. "Who are you talking to [REDACTED]?? Is it a REAL person, or AN AI??". "Haha are you talking to CHATGPT??". Thanks mom and dad, love you both now leave me alone.
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Well that was one hell of a first day nyom. HERE'S TO MANY MORE
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I think it's absolutely hilarious how many people were calling the high scores sooooooo hard to achieve and they never got gold grrrr I so mad and then Nintendo makes it easier and everyone's mad AGAIN.
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hahaha woof! bark bark! I am her dogboy hahahha I love her so much waaaaaaa I want her to pat my head and call me a good boy rn.
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If this announcement surprises you please raise your hand. *camera pans to stone-faced audience, no hands in the air*.
UHHHHHH SO ABOUT THAT😁. TO THE SURPRISE OF ABSOLUTELY NO ONE… I’M DATING MY ONE AND ONLY @ISSUEISHZU YAYYYYYYYYYY <33333333.(WHO WOULDVE THOUGHT 😭)
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If no one else got me I know Shoyu liking all of my tweets got me
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@TentaMissiles_ Who is Hatsune Miku? For the blind, she is the vision. For the hungry, she is the chef. For the thirsty, she is the water. If Miku thinks, I agree. If Miku speaks, I’m listening. If Miku has one fan, it is me. If Miku has no fans, I don’t exist.
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I messed up a cute girl's order earlier bro, what if she plays Splatoon and is a high schooler
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This was a very hard decision to make, but I'm leaving Twitter. I've had a lot of fun here, but I need to make time in my life for better things. I hope I've made a few of you smile. This is Sceptilian, signing off. Anyway Rise Kujikawa's calling me can't keep her waiting byeeee.
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I think it was Kyo who wisely said "Bow mains will really hit one single direct and pop off and call it a clip".
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Girl are you on Team Ghost because I messaged you a week ago and you haven't responded yet.
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What the heck happened is Gem squid school getting cancelled now? /srs I was gone for a couple hours and everyone's talking about him what's going on.
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As a man this is incredibly attractive.
Men will say "hear me out" and show you the most conventionally attractive woman you've ever seen. Meanwhile, women will say "hear me out" and show you this thing.
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Fell asleep on the couch and woke up wishing it'd been nyom's lap.
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@_Lankay I've done this before, you have to roll right as the rail deactivates to trigger it.
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Oh shoot I'm 17 guess I gotta unfollow all these 14/15 year old people because I'm a creep. What the heck are you on about?.
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MY HAND IS HEALING LET'S GO
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