i am a simple kobold. i see a dragon, i yip

translating my uncle how it comes out: "iedaholasbagidoritters!" what he said: "I ate a whole ass bag of doritos!"

Ratfoot and dusty ride again!

@SunSharkSasha actually, im kinda surprised you haven't done that yet.

Star Wars Kinect has one of the best podracing games out there, and also happens to be why Clegg Holdfast is my favorite racer.

@VoodooAlligator for glossy lips? always.

fun fact, back in 2013 i paid someone $600 to make a life size gardevoir. i never received it because the maker was a piece of shit who took my money and gave me nothing. now they actually make one. sooooo...anyone have enough sympathy to help me out?

every time i see some doomer say that AI will "take over every job industry within a year", this is what i picture them as

if i could get my hands on one of @thewandcompany's pokeballs with the internals replaced with solid material to serve as throwable dummy, i'd be set

@Denise_Hyena that's a smoochin' lip

@HeroForgeMinis we need draconic kobold heads too

@LizzyGlizzyArt im more of a worshipper/kisser of high heels than a footrest .w.

@leosilv_adopts the name "Azu" come to mind

@sixthleafclover my yip has been yapped by this beautiful dragon <3333

according to this, i have a pretty solid team

@OoCPokemon

current fire type options: Hisuian Typhlosion, Salazzle