Dragonmyass (soon: Howloween) 🇨🇦
@ScaleyMurrsuit
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Slut dragon, massage expert, casual pervert, contractor millwright, Dante's, metal artist, machine hacker & builder of interesting things. Soul mate: @asunyra
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@elonmusk
Shame that’s not a Tesla VAN. Because we REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY need a good tough as nails electric trades van. We burn fuel like crazy.
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@SwiftOnSecurity
Ex master mechanic here. You can not test an alternator with a defective battery in the system. Replace the battery and get a REAL load test done. That involves a proper carbon pile load tester with big fat cables, apply a load to the system and measure the alternator output.
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@scienceshitpost
@blue_thunder50
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a monkey in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Probably at the next gas station.
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@SwiftOnSecurity
Add too many warning signs on a machine and NONE get read. Pick the worst dangers and add a few simple graphics. I used stickers with a severed cartoon finger with bone and a blood drop spirting out. Was by far the most effective I ever installed. (Artist:
@Sense_of_scale
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@bad_dragon
you guys run one of the most dickish companies around, and your products really fuck your customers.
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For aspiring butt smugglers, here's the market value of stuff you can steal using your ass:
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Day 13 at Burning Man. Flesh eating shrimp have consumed the tires on our bus and are now consuming the steel chassis. We are next.
I’m sure burners started this rumour to scare away the instagram crowd. It’s still a lot of fun here and the only ‘problem’ is staying longer :)
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@OilGasCanada
65%. Set it on fire to move a heavy metal object, with approximately 30% efficiency. Soon to be replaced by moving that same heavy metal object using electrons, with approximately 90% efficiency.
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@TechConnectify
Today ‘big detergent’ got to our hero. Tomorrow it will be ‘big VCR head cleaner’. You laugh now, but I bet the flamboyantly fabulous fans of this show buy more VCR head cleaner than ever.
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@McDisco
@PartyPrat
Fyi, EVERY other first world country negotiates drug prices except america. That bottle is $30CAD ($22 USD) in Canuckistan. Your dollars are NOT going to drug research. The
#1
expense is advertising (banned in canada) and profits to WALL STREET. Acquisitions = < prices.
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Still need to add white lights on signs/new dante's sign. Thanks to
@asunyra
@haemish_smash
@Rummehkun
@yotice
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@bluntlevis
Honda Toyota and a few other car companies used a soy based wiring cover for a few years. Rats LOVE the taste of it. I believe later models tweaked the wire chemistry less desirable to rodents. But those soy cars are cursed to be chew toys
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@burningman
Hey
@burningman
, how about a exodus reservation system? Devote 50% of your exits to people who grab a pass the day before. Set up a station at 3/6/9 and hand out printed passes with QR codes for specific times. That way everyone can relax instead of doing the exit hell conga line
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@Squid38
@_youhadonejob1
If your kid is up that late, chances are he already has flexible ethics anyways.
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@5GuysDebord
@Riverbreak
@NakedSavior
Tesla has at least hit ‘2001 Kia’ for build quality. Give them another half decade.
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Canada is federally legalizing recreational marijuana October 17, 2018!
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Ever been to one of our cuddle parties? If you like the vibe. DJ Bigtop posted his 6 hour set from our latest party. Download it today and help pump up his visibility.
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@chubbyemu
@Explosions_Fire
If anyone besides 'I did a thing' is going to be presenting to the emergency room, it's going to be this guy right here.
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Remember
#logitech
, when you make shit products it DOES get noticed. Shit like this drags down your ENTIRE BRAND. Not my pic or speaker, we buy quality.
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@SarahcatFursuit
Make a police report. File the report with paypal. This is cut and dry fraud and you will hand this fraud case to their local police department on a silver platter. Once you submit a police report paypal HAS to take this seriously.
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There’s nothing like secretly browsing furry porn while you are making small talk with the inlaws during a xmas visit.
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@SterlingTheLion
@Reo_GrayFox
This pandemic has been utterly shit, but throwing unlimited money at vaccine research for a year will have many many payoffs like this. The flu shot was always crap due to the 8 month r&d lag time. Mutations happened in the mean time. Now it’s 6-8 weeks.
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China, you sent me single throw switches, both sides labeled NO. Fuck you china.
http://t.co/fykgyBoaDf
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@drivingdotca
Fun fact. The dodge ram has the highest incidents of DUI’s of any vehicle. 1 in 22 ram 2500 owners have had a DUI at some point.
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@CennyHusky
All you cancel culture folks driving Cenny to this are the real toxic people. We have been making notes from the sidelines and anyone on the cancel side who has posted calling anyone like this out can consider themselves permabanned from our events. We have a naughty list….
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@elonmusk
Van requirements: +300km range, 1200kg cargo, 2500kg towing. Match a 1/2 ton chevy van. Trades people burn 100-200L a week in fuel. Often much more. Vans don’t road trip. Perfect EV customer. Sell a million vans as the fuel savings makes the payment.
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@1800SPOILED
@BulletWolf
That’s an $80,000 toy. Probaby more with that extra sensor array. Try spending that money on deescalation training instead.
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@SterlingTheLion
@Aquarius_LM
Definitely HIV-. The entire point of vaccines is to cause a reaction before your body comes into contact with the real things.
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@mrperki
@SwiftOnSecurity
following the tradition of letting the cat walk across the keyboard.
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This little (2' long) guy was chilling outside of my shop this morning. He was totally friendly, liked pets and came back for more.
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@SarahShinespark
@zenocoyote
I’m still trying to find a dodgy 3rd world doctor on some random island willing to do a dragon conversion.
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@SwiftOnSecurity
A concrete bunker, a big pile of hidden cash and a small army of mute midgets in suits to do cash transactions in small unmarked bills.
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@msainat1
@DeoTasDevil
History is repeating itself. 100 years ago it was the exact same thing. Wealthy barons and poorly paid employees. Wealth concentrated to the 1%, dangerous working conditions during a pandemic in 1918 ushering in the great depression. Unions are an important tool in these times.
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