when i was in the back of the car this cop goes “ why do u have so many tattoos are you in a gang” BOI I got Mickey Mouse on my neck what gang ???? Mickey Mouse clubhouse ?
the other day i was so high, corpse texted me something completely normal about music and i accidentally responded to him with my entire jersey mikes order
a couple days ago someone came up to me and asked me if i was savage gasp , and i panicked and said no im blake. if u see this im sorry i tricked u, it was me the whole time . i don’t even know anyone named blake 😔
if everyone sold their car and switched to heelys, we could reduce carbon emissions by so much while absolutely fucking shredding with the boys. this is my dream.
went to my best friends memorial service today, don’t ever take people for granted, tell ur friends u love them u never know when shit is gonna just change on u
i love you . my brother, my family for life and miss u so much , and i wish u were here to experience with me . half way across the world . look what we did :,)
@Corpse_Husband
2 weeks off nicotine, and 10 pounds lighter. i feel like im starting to enjoy life again 🖤 since im feeling so good, TWO announcements y’all have been waiting for this week. ;)
i got recognized by the person working the register at 711, and as we were having a wholesome moment, my card got declined for 12$ and i simply had to put my chocolate milk back 😔 life is pain