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My dad changed his outgoing voicemail, telling people to send a text rather than leave a message because he’s got “better things to do with his time than listen to that shit,” which is how i know he’s my real father.
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@limebike
It’s almost like painting fucking flags on pavement where people drive was intentional. Ridiculous.
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@LizCrokin
Knowing what we know now about how the media reports “news,” I believe Macaulay Culkin. It never made sense to me in the first place… Michael Jackson was far from normal, but it always seemed like he had the mind of a child, not an evil person.
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@david_r_morgan
Haven’t you heard? The new pandemic is gonna be a cyberattack, according to Klaus Schwab… and who would know better? 🤷♀️
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@DschlopesIsBack
Accusing someone of being a racist based solely on their race is the very definition of racism.
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@JamesMelville
It’s astonishing how many “climate activists” travel all over the world on private jets.
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The only thing motherhood has taught me is that no one gives a shit if the house is clean.
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@atensnut
Their ‘witness’ is like, hey bro… they’re just paying me to go with the flow, nobody said I was gonna have answer questions.
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
~ Steven Wright
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@ClownWorld_
Allowing men who “identify” as a women to use a women’s locker room shows a complete disregard for a biological women’s right to privacy. Just because a man “claims” to identify as a woman, doesn’t mean it’s true. There’s a lot of pervs who will see this as an opportunity.
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