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I Just Want Some Head In A Comfortable Bed It Could All Be So Simple
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When you eatin with ya girl and she thinks you just rubbing her thighs but you using her pants as a napkin
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Texting me my team lost not a cute “haha” moment dumb ass bitch
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Just talked to my BM on the phone for 30 seconds I’m going to get a vasectomy I’ll spend the bread before I deal with another woman like this again 💀💀💀
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I been crying since I seen a post said Denver bitches get BBLs to waitress at mariscos places 😭😭😭
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My first love hmu yearssssss after we fell off said she wanted to see me and show me something mind you it’s 2am I’m thinking she wanna fuck turns out she gave her life to God and wanted to show me a new way of life Lmaoooooo I was sick
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Told this chick I don’t wanna go to the bar and she throwing a fit lmao fuck you drunk ass bitch
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Time for some new “diamond” studs - Claire’s finna see me
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That first time you call ya girl a stupid ass bitch outta pure anger be having them shocked Lmaoooooo ended the argument real quick
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Women think they got good pussy cause their boyfriend beat them up and broke their phone before Lmfaooooooo ok
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Hate bitches that just post throwbacks everyday like If you miss your old self so much take yo fat ass to the gym stop sittin on Facebook reminiscing all day
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So a 5 year age gap means yall can’t have similar interests, hobbies, taste is style, art, music…. this why dating is so hard for yall in these made up twitter scenarios
I’m 27, if a 22 year old tried to talk to talk to me I don’t think the conversation would get past the 90 second mark because what in the hell would we have to talk about ????
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Going to support all the moms at the strip club for Mother’s Day ❤️
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What happened to sun dress season I only seen bitches dressed like wrestlers
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This can’t be the same lady who’s tweets are on this profile Lmfaooooo
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Denver full of drunk ass bitches lmaooooooo a whole mess
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Nigga you smoke bitches up for free that ain't gettin hoes they gettin you 😭😭
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Thought men only loved whores these days y’all can’t make up your minds about what men want Lmaoooooo
What’s the obsession with girls that have been barely touched or virgins I’m honestly curious. Is there even a reasonable answer to that
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Depression >>>
Whatever tf was stressing me out a year ago needs to come back in my life for a good month. I’m trying to lose 10Ib 🥴
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This what big girls look like when they holding their legs open for you
KFC got a new chicken coming out? 🥴🥴🥴🥴
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Why every time a hoe go on her first hike she gotta take a topless photo on the mountain? Bitch at least show us some titties damn
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My girls side nigga must be taller than me cause she 5’2 and when I turn the shower on the shower head moved all the way up
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A drink driver just hit me and she’s drinking her modelo and taking shots while we waiting for the cops… shits crazy man thank god I just took my son home 🙏🏽
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It’s hilarious when women be the ones pointing this out like y’all literally on the same shit
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I ain’t With that Lowkey/private relationship shit y’all on these days if we together you gon post me bitch idc who embarrassing who out here
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Unrealistic expectations caused from social media
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I got called a “foster boyfriend” this morning cause I date women til they find their forever man 😭😭
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Sending shorty money for Starbucks is cool here and there but if she an addict hell nah cause wym you need $15 everyday for you to be in a good mood????
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Went to buy my son a toy he’s been asking for he keeps telling me it’s $40 so I’m like ok let’s go get it and they only had the $70 version he’s like omg can you afford that lmaoooooo
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My girl at the strip club eating Benihana’s with drug dealers and I’m at home watching YouTube videos...
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They either got 2 kids or at Viewhouse every weekend sometimes both lmao
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Abel’s art on display at the community college 🎨 a dragon and his favorite food French fries
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Why bitches flex for social media like people don’t know em in real life? Lol bitches are weirdos fr
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Crazy to see people eating out and they’re both on their phones not even talking... I’ll put my girl phone in my pocket if I need to idc we spending quality time together
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These dudes lame as hell asking this kinda shit to grown men
“You had a hall pass with any celebrity, who would it be?”
Kyrie Irving: “Oh nah. I love my wife, Marlene Wilkerson… Shout out to my wife and my kids.”
(via aon_authentic/ IG)
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If your homegirls solution to us having problems in our relationship is take you outside and have you in sections and hellcats we don’t gotta be together fr you can go do that with her it’s cool cause women’s friends be having to much influence on em
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So we gon ignore the first message huh? That woman an animal
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I’m in bath and body works smelling lotions and I went to squeeze the bottle to smell it and it squirted on my face I felt like a hoe...
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Happy Father’s Day to all my dawgs who really do this shit. If you don’t take care of your kids you can’t kick it with us 💯
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Why women be staying with men who don’t make them feel pretty and appreciated everyday? It’s so simple to not stay in situations that you’re not Happy or uncomfortable in
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This girl said she wishes she could've picked her baby daddy cause they one she got ain't shit... bitch what you mean??? You do pick Lmfaooo
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She got a lil bop with this one
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ya mcm was in line for an hour and paid to get in to see Aaron Gordon at status
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You pull a rubber out and they say “oh so you fucking other bitches” Lmaoooooo
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Sharing a dog with an ex is insane lmao focus on yourself
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My ex was always telling me her Dad crazy which is why she ain’t want me to meet him... well he just stabbed someone 90 times and cut his head off so yea I guess
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This girl post pics of her titties out gets 300+ likes on IG, she post one of her face gets 50 and some dude commented damn only 50 likes for you without make up guess no one wants you when you’re dressed LMFAOOOOOO
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I thought shorty moved to Mexico and disappeared but she did 2 years in Federal prison 💀💀💀
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I judge girls that blast their man/BD all over social media and get back with him you really a clown ass attention seeking bitch and I hope he do it again
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If I take you to a seafood boil I ain’t paying and breaking the crab legs bitch you gotta do something
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bitches that use the flash in nice restaurants to show off their plate for IG so embarrassing act like you been here before
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My question is why is a championship parade at 10am on a Thursday… who plans these things
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I hate when people try to use how they grew up as a disadvantage in life, cause once you turn 18 and take control of your life you choose the out come
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Sexualizing my woman >>>>> another man doing it lol
@aliasboard
Men will sexualize you for their personal pleasure and then get mad when somebody else shows you attention.
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My girl posted my son on her story and niggas was messaging her “Damn you back with him huh” LMFAOOOOOO yes
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2019 gon be my biggest year because it has to be I don’t have a choice.
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Women wanting to eat my ass scares me cause I’m a thicc mf its a lot of cheeks you gotta get thru
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Not a fan of lil kids cussing at all that shit not cute
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Bitches be so proud of being terrible partners lol
My toxic trait is I’ll argue with you in front of whoever. I’m not waiting till we get home.
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There’s this dike bitch at the bar with ass like ok mr ma’am I see you
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Why He got $70 and some patron on him 😭😭
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women with only 1 BD just as rare as women with no kids lmaoooooo
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Von Miller girl pregnant again after he told her he hopes she miscarriages is ridiculous Lmaoooooo you bitches are lost fr
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LMFAOOOOOO
So worried about CoronaVirus, FORGOT about the OTHER Diseases 😂😂😂😂
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I pulled up to Popeyes ordered a spicy chicken sandwich and dude said “you want a couple or just one they sellin out fast” lmfaoooooo
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