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sean ▫ funny youtuber w/ @saltydkdan ▫ i have an MPA degree & do nothing w/ it ▫ bi (he/him) ▫ icon & banner & a whole lot more: 💜 @viiverrids 💜 ▫
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hey im pastey and i sure do love being on twitter dot hell
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like fucking clockwork someone else found and liked this 5 year old comic
yes i played minecraft today
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someone changed the screen in the main lobby of my campus right behind me and I thought I was hallucinating
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it's pride now so i can announce
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and I are engayged (get it we're gay and engaged)
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posting about coffee guy and fiesta brothers but, how could you leave out my favorite channel oldman_game??? no taste
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hey saltydkdan audience, it's me, the token homosexual here to tell you that any belief system that doesn't care about racism, white supremacy, xenophobia or bigotry of any kind isn't an opinion! you're just a terrible person! also the content i'm in is not for you. leave.
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hey everyone, i've set up a gofundme for forrest and i. we need some help for immigration and moving costs. i really appreciate any help you can give
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hey everyone, it light of the bs that UK trans people are having to deal with, i'm gonna be doing a charity drive for the rest of october to benefit Gendered Intelligence. (⬇️Thread⬇️)
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we did it america, thank you for voting for me. this is funny right
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i periodically get like notifications for this and not much has changed in 4 years huh
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fairly sure i caught covid and i cannot stop thinking about this fuckin post
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"this brand has been revised" these videos are literally on the channel right now? like are you joking? this isn't slander if a kid watching "baldi vs elsa in minecraft" or whatever can go on your page and watch this stuff too.
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sentences that make you shrivel up like a raisin and disintegrate
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pov you are the impossibly whoppy from gerber king
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I truly cannot believe it's over halfway to 5k. I cannot even begin to express how much your gratitude means to us. Thank you so much to anyone who's donated, and thank you especially to my friends who have spent their time sharing and promoting this
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updated to better match my more pronounced dark circles and my current mental state (more gay and unhinged)
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MINECRAFT BEES! BEES REAL!
Today, Java Snapshots return, with an exciting new bug! Wait, come back, it's not that type of bug! Meet Minecraft’s latest mob: the bee!
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person with a table be like
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"haha this surface is perfect for soups and other foods and drinks"
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i just got two cats!!! haven't named them yet and i take them home on tuesday! get acquainted with them as i will be posting only cat pictures from now on
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okay so my gfm goal actually was met??? thank you all so fuckin much!!!! I'm gonna keep it active for a few months more when Forrest gets to the US, cannot believe everything is actually happening for real now
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when are you gonna react to diary of a wimpy kid again!!! i love thanos irwin make more of that. is pastey really a furry???????????? that's pretty cringe :/// stealing the meme below!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i cannot believe this needs to be said, but fiction 100% affects reality and if you are into any of that "proship" or whatever term you idiots are using instead of pedophilia/incest/zoophilia/etc., kindly unfollow me and please crawl into a deep dark cave, never to return.
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emptying my child's college fund to buy an nft of a cowboy hat, so I can play a game that looks like a knockoff of red dead 1 on xbox 360
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too harsh? i do not care. conservatism is a scourge of a mindset that has done NOTHING but enable the destruction of minorities and cause people to suffer for decades at the hands of austerity and individualism. i do not want you do derive enjoyment from anything i touch.
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me when biden prioritizes bombing syria instead of working to get fuckall passed or wiping my student debt
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what in the ever living fuck is this youtube ad. that is NOT how you vent
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i dont wanna be gardevoir i dont wanna. please i dont wanna be the one all the weebs make boobie images of. "oh who are you in the friendlocke this time?" oh this time im:
@SaltyDKArtRT
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its finally done holy shit. a couple things;
-ik its not the whole cast
-check off the top box if i get the pokemon correct (+1), check off the bottom if the person matches (+3)
-"why is pastey a gardevoir and not gallade" fuck gender roles
-lazy af lol
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love watching dream (the minecraft speedrun cheater, not the concept) complaining about people roasting his merch when the dude just slapped the kumon learning center face on some shit. what did you expect
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in a final bid to survive
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ive decided to turn to the lord. maybe ill get wizard powerups if i eat the holy crackers who knows
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sorry for the lack of streams lately. its cause i dont want to lol. im twisted and crazy like the joker
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dipping my mash potato covered chicken nugget ballot in the barbecue sauce (to own the libs)
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me when you don't upload an EPIC gameing video with violence, naughty words, boobs, etc.
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I decided to update the overall goal amount to $7,500, to help cover a trip i had to take for a job interview that didn't work out, and in case I have to travel again. Thanks everyone who has donated so far!!
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i'm glad i always can be such a great source of insight and clarity for my buddy
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really love how
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can just post fucking whatever dumb bullshit constantly, and like clockwork manage to bend trending tabs to his will. Love the hell world we live in where on a whim we can cancel bin laden
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derek i cannot believe that there's people committed to being horrible to you like this. especially when it's over you voicing your support for LGBTQ+ people.
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finally ive been replaced
Keep getting this strange glitch in my editing software where this weird scientist keeps showing up behind the desk and I can’t get rid of him any suggestions?
He won’t stop talking about ropes and how I can use them to cross pits it’s really annoying
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ill post something more coherent when I get home but I just had the best three weeks in engerland with the love of my life
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and i can't believe how fucking lucky I am to know them and get to love them
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forrest and i will also be doing some fundraiser streams over the next few weeks, so stop by when i've live on twitch at . first one should be in a few days
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