Samwell 🐚
@Samwell_0
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I need everyone to know that all nonbinary people are not quirky yt folks in overalls with piercings and mushroom earrings. We can present any way we want and the pronouns still hold.
I wanna ask a very fair question, what do y’all expect nonbinary to look like?
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“I can’t BELIEVE you called me a colonizer but since you did I’m gonna go ahead and say some colonizer shit real quick 🤬”
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@MsKawaiiSammy
Respectfully we do not owe anyone an effort to “look” a certain way in order to deserve not being misgendered
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this hits the ‘white peoples’ allyship is often conditional’ nail on the head 💯
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@wakeupongoodbye
we gotta check each other once a quarter or we start forgetting queer and trans Black folks made this space 😂
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@bjorksunibrow
Ugh yes, me adding extra sass and flair when complimenting girls so they don’t get creeped out, while also hoping I don’t take it too far and reduce myself to a stereotype.
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@nicholasbraun
Y’all wanna hear a story about why me & this bitch here fell out?! It’s kinda long but full of suspense
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@BrianLCrawford
@daffyyomi
@Meadbymead
Imagine not changing your resume in 40 years bc you expect to get handed a job for doing the bare minimum in an interview. Boomers are great but that is...not going to cut it.
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A Kroger cashier just told me they “appreciate my existence” and I was like 😱🥺💚🥺💚🥺🧚✨🥰
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@Meadbymead
At my last job we interviewed a boomer who brought his resume in typed on a goddamn TYPEWRITER
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“I’m fine with being an ally as long as poc aren’t mean or rude to me” STFU
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Shamir, the queer icon that you are ✨
I actually feel a bit of peace knowing that I quite literally almost died being a 20 year old gay pop star so Jojo siwa can think she invented it. It reminds me my suffering wasn't in vain. I'm an Queer Elder™ DOWN 😔
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it’s any random thought that comes into this woman’s mind…she turns into a killer photo shoot. 10s across board every damn time. ♠️♦️♣️♥️
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can we bring back the monthly twitter drama calenders? We need to document:
• Lea Michelle drama
• Don’t Worry Darling mess
• Pop Crave retweeting
@BIBLEGIRL222
impersonating them
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whew the colonizers & bootlickers in these comments are MAD omg we love to see it ✨
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When customers casually spend more money in your store than you currently have in your savings account.
@RetailFailures
#retailproblems
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@dtrombino
the non-binary energy is MASSIVE. He’s like what every cottage core instagrammer wants to be.
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If everyone could take a quick break from Barbenheimer and vote on A or B, please and thank you. 🙌
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~2 years ago, my late partner’s mom told me about a poem he’d written at age 6 that simply said, “life is true, life is not.” I knew immediately I wanted that as my first tattoo. It feels so good to finally have this silly, profound memory of him emblazoned on my body.
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@solomongeorgio
90s programming taught us that to be *truly* diverse, one of your white kids has to be a redhead. 🤨🤔
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@BoomerangButler
@chapwelilthings
EXACTLY. Real yt allies will understand that we are racist colonizers by default and work to decenter ourselves withOUT making it POC’s problem.
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@kateleth
I’ve been *particularly* terrified noticing how, after being around the same person a few times, Facebook will suggest I be friends with them. Like my phone knows I’ve been in close proximity with that person and gets to work suggesting their profile.
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@Its_Locket
this was SUCH a good look, in a similar family to Shea’s construction look. Top tier.
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@tonyhawk
time to bring back this hit tweet
Going to teach my kids:
1. Not to talk to strangers
2. Who Tony Hawk is
3. Tony Hawk is not a stranger, you can talk to him. Do not embarrass this family.
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Today was my dad’s birthday. He would have been 63. I took some time to eat sunflower seeds and watch the rain, two activities he loved. Send hugs. 💔
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me when I have absolutely no idea what we’re doing here, or what I’m doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself
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bulky thembo whose waistband keeps flipping over just tapped you 🔥
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last November I wasn’t sure if I could bench 215, did it on a whim, then easily benched 225 six days later.
Today I tried the same thing and easily benched 250. I love this journey. 💪
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@GameDadJP
ah yes, this from the same folks who told our queer elders God created AIDS to punish gay people. WHICH IS IT.
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@daffyyomi
@Meadbymead
It was a little cute. But we also laughed as soon as he left the room.
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landed a new position/raise at work and this is how the boy congratulated me 🥰
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Can I have your name?
*gives first name*
And your last?
WHY DO YOU NEED ALL THIS?!
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I have a problem comparing myself to other ppl on here so this is a self-congratulatory post 🏆
way to go Samwell, you benched 185 tonight (your NEW MAX) and you looked cute doing it. 🔥🌈✨
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Nymphia Wind’s bathroom I assume
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Hey Twitter. Not sure how to process this but my dad died unexpectedly of a heart attack last night. Going to take a break from my regularly scheduled bubblegum nonsense bc I’m exhausted and posting that kind of thing right now feels strange. 💔
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@mediamogulbitch
@markhoppus
Upon further research, scientists discovered evidence the fish were totally asking for it
...is a footnote that would not surprise me. 🙃
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@emilyjoypoetry
our parents: MY children will grow up to be WARRIORS for Christ and never stray from the Straight and Narrow!!
their children:
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